First of all, it is important to understand that God really likes fat. So I suppose he likes fat people, too. (He's probably overweight himself.) All the fat is the Lord's.-- Leviticus 3:16
God makes the diligent fat. (Lazy people are always skinny.) The soul of the sluggard desireth, and hath nothing: but the soul of the diligent shall be made fat.-- Proverbs 13:4
God makes liberals fat, too. (I guess religious liberals should be the fattest of all. Look at Michael Moore) The liberal soul shall be made fat. -- Proverbs 11:25
If you put your trust in God, he will make you fat. He that putteth his trust in the LORD shall be made fat. -- Proverbs 28:25
Being fat is is sure sign of righteousnous in the eyes of God. The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree ... they shall be fat and flourishing. -- Psalm 92: 12-14
Break the chains of denial. You don't have to lie about how much you eat. You are not going to convince anyone with a brain that you are not a glutton and in the eyes of God you are admired. Gluttony is good and all the food that gluttons eat is a gift from God. Don't insult the Lord... Eat and brag about it to others. Pig out because it is the Godly thing to do.
Grace Before Meals
"Bless us, O Lord, and these Thy gifts, which we are about to receive from Thy bounty, through Christ our Lord. Amen." Then eat like you mean it!
Rubba dub dub, thanks for the grub YEA GOD!
In the name of the father, skip the ghost, The one who eats fastest get the most!
If the body is the Temple for the Holy Spirit then fat people are mega churches.
|The Bible Belt is the Gluttony Belt!|
Sadly, like it always is, the Bible contradicts gluttony being a Christian value and calls it a sin.
Philippians 3:19 - Whose end [is] destruction, whose God [is their] belly, and [whose] glory [is] in their shame, who mind earthly things.)
Proverbs 23:2 - And put a knife to thy throat, if thou [be] a man given to appetite.
Deuteronomy 21:20 - And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son [is] stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; [he is] a glutton, and a drunkard.
Psalms 78:18 - And they tempted God in their heart by asking meat for their lust.
Luke 7:34 - The Son of man is come eating and drinking; and ye say, Behold a gluttonous man, and a winebibber, a friend of publicans and sinners!