Sunday, October 20, 2013

The Biggest Ass In America

Before I show you the biggest ass in America I will need to warm you up by going from small to plump to large to X-large to XX large to XXX-large to XXXX- large to VA VA VA VOOM and finally to the BIGGEST ASS IN AMERICA!



























Moving in the rig  America's Biggest Ass Gallery



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Not even close!





Ask not what America's Biggest Ass can do for you. Ask what you can do for America's Biggest Ass.

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VA VA VA VOOM!



We're getting there.....




Not quite there yet...




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VA VA VA VOOM!

 Drum roll please.... Ladies and gentleman I give you America's BIGGEST ASS!





Runner up for America's biggest ass.

And what does Mrs Cruz do with her ass?  She puts a tie on him and sends him to Washington to work for Goldman-Sachs.

UPDATE! CRUZ NO LONGER AMERICA'S BIGGEST ASS!



    1. TIME (blog) ‎- 5 days ago
      When his wife, Heidi Nelson Cruz, served in George W. Bush's Treasury ... Heidi Nelson Cruz is now an executive at Goldman Sachs. (VIDEO: ...

  1. Ted Cruz's Wife is a Goldman Sachs VP Alex Jones' Infowars ...

    www.infowars.com/ted-cruzs-wife-is-a-goldman-sachs-vp/
    12 hours ago - The establishment specializes in the old fashion bait-and-switch. It knows the people are sick and tired of government as usual and they want ...

  2. Ted Cruz Apparently Gets His Health Insurance From Goldman Sachs

    www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/.../ted-cruz-dick-durbin_n_3992395.htm...
    Sep 25, 2013 - WASHINGTON -- Toward the end of Ted Cruz's more than 20-hour ... Cruz's wife, Heidi Nelson Cruz, is a regional head of a Goldman Sachs ...

  3. Ted Cruz's Wife is a Goldman Sachs VP | Peace . Gold . Liberty

    www.dailypaul.com › ForumsPolitics, General + Law(s)
    4 hours ago - 'Nuff said. The establishment specializes in the old fashion bait-and-switch. It knows the people are sick and tired of government as usual and ...

  4. Ted Cruz - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Cruz
    Rafael Edward "Ted" Cruz (born December 22, 1970) is the junior United ..... Cruz's wife is currently head of the Southwest Region in the Investment Management Division of Goldman, Sachs & Co. and previously worked in the White House for ...

  5. Daily Kos: Ted Cruz's really sweet health insurance deal

    www.dailykos.com/.../-Ted-Cruz-s-really-sweet-health-insurance...
    Sep 26, 2013 - Most people don't know anything about Rafael Cruz's wife. That she .... Besides, if Ted couldn't rely on his Goldman Sachs "cadillac" insurance, ...

  6. Sen. Ted Cruz: 5 Things You Don't Know About the Tea Party Texan ...

    www.people.com/people/article/0,,20743732,00.html
    Oct 9, 2013 - Ted Cruz with his wife Heidi and daughters Caroline, 5, and Catherine, 2 ... being married to Ted," says his wife, Heidi, a VP at Goldman Sachs.

    Ted Cruz's Corporate Contributors - OpenSecrets Blog

    www.opensecrets.org › News & AnalysisOpenSecrets Blog
    Sep 26, 2013 - 27: Cruz's connections to Goldman Sachs go beyond the fact that it's one of ... Cruz's wife, Heidi Nelson Cruz, is a vice president at










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