Thursday, January 9, 2014

The Chris Christie Scandal

I was just hoping that there would be a miracle and by a miracle I mean an honest, moral and sane Republican. What made Christie even more impressive is that we thought he was one of us - a loud mouthed fat ass who isn't afraid to tell it like it is. As I have pointed out in several op eds, fat men make the best presidents e.g. Bill Clinton, Teddy Roosevelt and William Howard Taft. Christie's recent criminal and moronic activity have not only destroyed his presidential hopes and political career they have broken the hearts of fatlings everywhere.



6 comments:

  1. Christie is a huge disappointment!

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  2. Well, it just goes to show, that not all fat people are worthy of our respect.

    The Reverend Jerry Falwell is a prime example of a fat douche-bag who really sucked. If they had given him an enema before he died, they could have buried him in a match box!

    And now, Chris Christie has become a big disappointment to us all.

    He deserves to get really skinny, and blow away like dust in the wind!

    Evil people don't deserve to be fat.

    Only good people deserve to get nice and fat.


    Teddy Bear

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    1. Dr Bear,

      I have a theory. As you know Christie had gastric band surgery. I suspect that the effects of the gastric band and it's effects caused his bad behavior. As you know, fat men are happy and jolly except when they are hungry or have tummy troubles.

      Hopefully he will have the band removed and his behavior will improve.

      Christie foolishly has been trying to lose weight because he thinks it will help his presidential chances. That's stinking thinking. His approval rating was a whopping 75% before the lap band.

      Enter Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: After his crack smoking and drinking scandal surfaced his approval rating did not dip at all. Rob Ford is the consummate fat guy I.E. happy and jolly, large and in charge. Fat men are natural vote getters and people love fat men. Julius Ceasar knew this. ". Let me have men about me that are fat; Sleek-headed men, and such as sleep o' nights."- Julius Ceasar

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  3. He's a scum bum to and so are the gangsters he surrounds himself with.

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