Saturday, April 12, 2014

Phil Robertson's Gay Lover

War on Christmas
Phil Robertson Practicing His Blowing Skills

exclusively for 12 years now. You would think that’s enough time, but not for Phil I guess.” - 

See more at: http://nationalreport.net/duck-dynasty-phil-robertsons-gay-lover-speaks-first-time/#sthash.utwLURSM.e7LW8o2g.dpuf

Like so many Republicans Phil Robertson hates gays but he is gays himself. Duck calls are not the only thing Phil blows. According to Out Magazine Phil has had a gay lover for 12 years.
OUT, a popular gay and lesbian magazine, announced it will be publishing an exclusive interview with Phil Robertson‘s alleged gay lover of 12-years.

The magazine released a preview of the upcoming article to various media sources today.

 “Phil’s always trying to hide me from the media. I like to blow on Duck whistles too,” 35-year-old Paul Horner told OUT. “He’s just so ashamed of me. Jeez, we’ve been together 

- See more at: http://nationalreport.net/duck-dynasty-phil-robertsons-gay-lover-speaks-first-time/#sthash.utwLURSM.dpuf




Phil Robertson's hatred for gays is really self hatred. 



I have one question for Phil "fellatio" Robertson. When you and your gay lover are ass fucking do your assholes make quacking sounds?

I have one more question for you Phil. Did you get into the duck call business because you have been fucked in the ass so much that your ass doesn't make any noise when you fart?

2 comments:

  1. Most pedophiles are Republicans and most closet gays are Republicans.

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  2. It's the same with all these right wing Christian icons. Their admirers are worse than they are.

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