Thursday, May 15, 2014

Real Women Have Thigh Gaps




We all have heard angry jealous fat girls saying, "Real women have curves."  when confronted with the reality that they are fat or obese. Their maniacal hatred for skinny women and their delusional natures makes them inclined to say such stupid shit. The thigh gap is a sign of good reproductive health and good stewardship of their bodies.




Fat girls are held to a lower standard. A favorite mantra of the jealous fat girl is, "Only a dog wants a bone". With six words they manage to shame slender women by calling them bones and shaming the men who like slender women by calling them dogs.



Thunder thighs are never a good thing. 

1. They chafe.

2. They bleed

3. They trap moisture

4. They perpetuate yeast infections

5. They destroy slacks and pantyhose.

6. Burnt hair.





Fat Girls Need Thigh Grease!

For decades firefighters have used door grease to extricate super morbidly obese fatlings from their homes and apartments. Clever fatties have applied the professional version of door grease to their thunder thighs. Today the same formula used in door grease is now available for inner thigh use and pillow arms.


More real women! If you think she's better than you fat girl it's because she is!







An angry jealous fat girl would call this women a stick and say she has no curves. The angry jealous fat girl would say that she is not a "real" woman. 

10 comments:

  1. As a guy, who IS in shape, I find women with thigh gaps repulsive.

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    1. I bet you eat fat girl's nasty crotches loser!

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  2. Just admit that you are not really a man and that you really are a jealous and angry fat girl who wants her cake and who wants to eat it and eat it and eat it and eat it and eat it too.


    If you really are a man then you are a gay man because any slight attraction you may have to women are an attraction to the ones straight men find hideous. Either that or you are a chubby chaser.

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  3. How can a 'real woman' be defined by the size of the thighs or the body shape? Thigh gaps don't necessarily mean a woman is unhealthy, but it is true: many girls starve themselves to the point of where they are no longer healthy in order to have one. And similarly, thighs that touch do not mean a woman is obese - in fact, most of the time, it is because the woman is unable to have a thigh gap due to narrow hips. I myself am one of those girls. Even though I am skinny, I don't have a thigh gap, but am I unhealthy? No, I have a healthy body weight, exercise regularly, and have a balanced diet. I agree that women with 'thunder thighs' are usually overweight and could lose weight to have a slimmer body, but their saying 'Real women have curves' definitely applies to the 50's. Nowadays, a woman can have both curves or a thigh gap and still be a 'real woman'. So I disagree with the saying that fat women are ugly just because their thighs touch, and no one should say something like that.

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    1. It is rare today to see a slender woman. If a woman is not overweight and by not overweight I mean a woman with a BMI under 22 she will have a thigh gap in most cases.

      Fat women are rarely curvy. Most look like a refrigerator with legs.

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    2. my bmi is around 20 and my thighs still dont look like any of those girl's.

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  4. This is extreme hate! All body types should be accepted. Thigh gaps do not mean health,and non-thigh gaps do not mean unhealth and they are just the way the woman's hip structure is. I have a BMI of 19 and my thighs touch.

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    1. STFU you pathetic loser. I do have extreme hate for fat bitches and BTW if you have a BMI of 19 you will have a thigh gap so stop the BS!

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    2. Oh, really? Why don't you crack a book? Some girls, like me, who are looked upon as anorexic (though I am not) in the public eye, I only have a lower thigh gap. An inch of the tops of my thighs do NOT touch because my hips are too narrow to hold a thigh gap. Girls who have widely stretched bones have the ability to have a thigh gap. So, please, for the sake of every intelligent individual around you, shut the hell up, for you are speaking without a vast enough knowledge of the world. You can keep your shallow thoughts to yourself.

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    3. A lying jealous fat girl lies. What elese is new?

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