Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Mike Huckabee and His Voyeuristic Pedophile Fantasies

Mike the Huckster Huckabee is openly fantasizing about watching naked girls showering.

Huckabee: I wish I could've identified as female in high school gym  "Now I wish that someone told me that when I was in high school that I could have felt like a woman when it came time to take showers in PE," Huckabee said.

"I'm pretty sure that I would have found my feminine side and said, 'Coach, I think I'd rather shower with the girls today.' You're laughing because it sounds so ridiculous doesn't it?"
Huckabee is nothing special when it comes to Republicans as nearly every convicted pedophile is a Republican. Huckabee thought he was bashing trangendered kids but what he was really doing was unconsciously revealing his not so latent voyeuristic pedophile fantasies. He was a minister and he is a right wingnut so the odds that he's a child molester like his gay pedophile buddy Dennis Hastert.
Dennis Hastert: Closet Gay - Demotivational Poster
Huckabee may not have molested children but he fits the profile. He's far right, highly religious, Christian, homophobic, cowardly and a lying sack of shit.
Mike Huckabee False Christian - Demotivational Poster


  1. Good morning Fat Bastardo:

    I've been feeling really depressed lately. As you know, my doctor has diagnosed me as being bipolar, so I go through mood swings.

    Back in February of 2013, I was on medications for it, but then, after a couple of weeks, I had to quit. My doctor told me that if I quit, that I was not to quit cold turkey, but gradually taper off. So, I did.

    I told him that I've been living with these mood swings all my life, so I'm use to it. Better than being a zombie. I like to keep my mind alert and active, and he agreed. So, I do have a fairly decent doctor. He is one of the few better doctors. In that, I am most fortunate.

    Anyway . . . . .

    The Great Republican Clown Show isn't funny anymore. It sickens me now!

    Mike Huckabee is a real piece of work, or rather, a real piece of shit!

    You should check out this article from PoliticusUSA

    Mike Huckabee Says He Has Magic Powers and Will Use Them to Kill You!

    Quote: “I hope that, if called upon, I would be willing to stand all by myself [and] to call fire from Heaven and believe that God will answer even if there are hundreds and hundreds of false prophets on the other side.” :End Quote

    Huckabee says he is willing to use his own "magical ability" to call down fire on all those people who refuse to share his religious beliefs.

    He also quotes Forrest Gump, a fictional character who was mentally disabled? Mike Huckabee refers to Forrest Gump as "brilliant"!

    Well, Mike Huckabee is so fucking retarded, he'd make Forrest Gump look like Einstein by comparison!

    This guy is bat-shit crazy. No, he's actually too fucking retarded to be crazy! But he is dangerously delusional.

    No, again, I take that back. Retarded only means a little slow. This turkey has come to a dead stop and gone into full reverse!

    Politics is sort of like, driving a car.
    D for Drive, and
    R for Reverse!

    If I had a dog that looked like Mike Huckabee, I'd shave it's ass and make it walk backwards!

    Oh! By the way . . . I also remember back in 2012, Mike Huckabee once said that young people should be forced to listen to David Barton ( a history revisionist) at gun-point!

    I think he said that on FOX NEWS, or rather . . . WEASEL NOISE!!!

    Anyway . . . . .

    I hope we Democrats win in 2016.

    I like Hillery Clinton, and I also like Bernie Sanders. He's a Democratic Socialist! Now, how cool is that!!!

    I subscribe to Bernie Sander's Newsletter at PoliticusUSA

    There's some really great articles there.

    Also, check out my Twitter website

    Please, let me know what you think of it.

    Thank you.

    Big fat Heretic

    1. Hope you begin feeling better. That bi polar is a tricky thing. You buddy CG helped me with my moods mostly anger issues. I think that apples are more prone to that aggressiveness than pears. This aggression comes with a cost and that is heart disease. Lucky for me mine is all but reversed. Sadly for me Dr Bear, I could not handle the fat. My weight is confidential but let it suffice to say My BMI is now 25 and my body fat percentage is 12%. I had a lot of fucking muscle under all that blubber. I miss my cushion of blubber at times and that large and in charge presentation but I suppose one has to take the good with the bad. My testosterone is back to normal and I think that has helped with my mood. I don't miss the food safaris and I don't miss having to pay to get laid by a skinny chick and I can even pork the fat ones now if I want to.

      As to Huckabee; sure he's a fucking fuck wad but what Republican isn't? Rand Paul? The real trash is the Republican base, from the corporate gangsters to the teabagger dim wits. As evil as Huckabee is the assholes who support him are far far worse. He's pandering to the lowest of the low, the most immoral of the immoral, and the dumbest of the dumb. Hucksterbee and the other clown are merely a reflection of the neo Nazi trash that seems to have taken over the American society. I bash them by bashing their heroes.

      What a POS that Dennis Hastert is. He's another typical Republican pedophile. Nearly all pedophiles are Republicans.

      You are right Teddy, it is sickening what they have done to the country. I was watching Rachel Maddow explain how Texas is the worst place for voter suppression so maybe it would make you feel better to get involved in a voter registration drive. The Democratic County office would be happy to provide you will registration forms for you to distribute in your apartment complex. If every non Rethuglican registered just one voter in Texas Texas would become a blue state. That is your mission Dr Bear. For every new voter you get think of it as castrating some Republican pedophile with a rusty chainsaw.

    2. Good morning Fat Bastardo:

      Perhaps I'll feel better after 2016 if we Democrats win the election, and take back the Senate and pick up some more seats in congress. Then, I'll be able to laugh at the Republican clown show again.

      Maybe the next time, Clint Eastwood will stick his head in a toilet and talk shit!

      The Republican party is becoming more and more idiotic, and moronic with each passing day. They all lack the intelligence to be retarded, and they're not even smart enough to be considered imbeciles.

      A gunnysack full of bricks is more intelligent than a typical Republican! At least you can build something with bricks!

      As I had mentioned before, I'm 63 years old. I remember back, when I was living in northern Minnesota, when all we had was two channels, CBS on channel 4 and NBC on channel 6 from Duluth on our black & white TV set. When I was just a kid, only 8 years old, I liked to watch the 6 o'clock NEWS with either Douglas Edwards or Walter Cronkite. Now, that was real TV NEWS.

      I also liked the sound of the teletype in the background, what I call real NEWS Noise. I miss hearing that sound. Also, radio NEWS was much better. Back in those days, there was no Rush Limbaugh, and no FOX NEWS and no Bill O'Reily.

      Ah! Those were the days!

      The NEWS wasn't perfect, sometime they made mistakes, but the next day, they would correct their previous errors. Something like FOX NEWS would not have lasted a week back in those days.

      Also, if some politician were to publicly say he had "magic powers" and could "call fire down from heaven", he would have been laughed off of the networks and put in the looney bin! Someone like Mike Huckabee would have been put in a straight jacket, locked up in a padded cell, and have his food slid under the door. He would be locked up so far away he wouldn't be able to hear the dogs barking.

      Oh! But now, Mike Huckabee can brag about being able to call fire down from the sky, and all the drooling moronic slack-jawed tea-baggers would be awe struck by his majestic proclamations, and he wisdom (wiz-dumb) is extolled to the highest heavens above!

      Now, we have all these Republican fuck-tards put up on a high pedestal and worshiped as some sort of gods, when they should be standing in a garbage pit up to their ears in in trash! Actually, they all should be buried alive in a pit of pig shit!

      When the Republicans are in town, parents would be well advised to keep their children off the streets and in the house.

      Well, anyway . . . . . comes the year 2016, I will be hanging out at my local Democratic Headquarters manning the phone banks as I had done back in 2012 when Obama was re-elected.

      I like both Hillery Clinton and Bernie Sanders. Whoever gets nominated on the Democratic ticket, well be the one who gets my vote.

      Yes, before then, sometime this month, I will find out where I can pick up a bunch of reregistration forms to distribute around my hood.

      Of course, I can't tell people which party to vote for, but only that they should just VOTE!!!

      So, I don't think I'll be wearing my Obama hat. I'll be wearing my regular hat. If people ask me which party I support, naturally I'll be honest and say I'm a Democrat, but that I simply want people to just get out there and VOTE!!!

      Oh! Instead of castrating Republicans with a rusty chainsaw, I think they should have their testicles smashed in a vice and their penises split length-ways with an old fashioned barbers razor, and battery acid applied!!!

      Also, I can't understand how any woman or any black person in their right minds can possibly be a Republican!!!

      They're obviously not in their right minds!

      ~ Big Fat Heretic ~

    3. The people who vote for trash like Ted Cruz are worse than Ted Cruz. Republican voters are the problem.

      Ben Carson is a sellout same as Herman Spermin Cain and BTW Godfather Pizza SUCKS ASS!

      Register voters and if there is a huge majority of non Republican maybe Cheney and the boys will be tried for war crimes and treason.

      Yes, Republicans really need to be deballed so that the would be less inclined to molest children. Also purging their DNA from the gene pool would be a good thing. Until non Republicans take power all we can do is register voter and make life hell for neo cons and tea tards.

      Keep publishing and bashing those evil bastards in social media. Maybe make some Ted Cruz cartoons or some Hastert cartoons of him raping kids. Let's make Republican synonymous with pedophile.

    4. One more thing Dr Bear, the only way to truly win is to register non evil and intelligent voters and become a vast majority in the house and senate. The other thing is to convince Texas and Florida to secede then maybe the Mexicans and the Cubans will finish turning it in to the hell hole it's becoming.

    5. Good morning Fat Bastardo:

      OK, you has said . . . "Keep publishing and bashing those evil bastards in social media. Maybe make some Ted Cruz cartoons or some Hastert cartoons of him raping kids. Let's make Republican synonymous with pedophile."

      I don't think it's very wise to make cartoons depicting the rape of children. I could get into a lot of trouble for that.

      Also, you had said . . . . . "The other thing is to convince Texas and Florida to secede then maybe the Mexicans and the Cubans will finish turning it in to the hell hole it's becoming."

      Well . . . first of all, as long as I'm still living in Texas, I don't want it to secede. Then I might end up living under a theocracy and I might not even be allowed to leave the state.

      Oh! By the way . . . it was the Hispanic voters back in 2012 that helped the Democrats carry Florida and turn it blue.

      The majority of young Hispanics in my hood are Democrats.

      El Paso County is a blue county, and there are at least 6 other counties, that I know of, in Texas that are blue.

      I don't think we'll ever turn Texas blue anytime soon, but maybe we can push it more toward the middle to become a swing state.

      From what I've been reading in PoliticusUSA, which is a Newsletter form Bernie Sanders, the Republicans are getting their collective ass kicked. Almost every article on the website exposes the Republican party, and FOX NEWS for what it really is.

      Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders are ahead of all the Republican candidates by double digits!!!

      Texas Republican, Rick Perry, he has his eye on the White House, but most likely, he'll end up in the big house!

      So, he's not such a big threat. He ranks near the bottom.

      My main concern is with Ted Cruz. His father, Raphael Cruz, who is a christian preacher, he once said that all of us nonbelievers should be placed into internment camps!

      OK, here's the deal . . . if we Democrats don't win in 2016, I'm getting an AmTrak ticket, and I'll be heading for Canada, and once there, I'm going to go to a Norwegian Embassy to seek asylum, and somehow get my ass over-seas.

      Hey! I heard that even the prisons in Norway are much nicer than American schools!!!

      In Norway, no kid ever got his head bashed against a brick wall for wanting to read an Astronomy book. No, not even in the former Soviet Union!!!

      But here, in the USA, thanks to the zero tolerance policy, a kid in our schools can get Tazered by the cops and hauled off to jail, just for wearing the wrong color socks, or not having his shirt tucked in, or for coughing or sneezing in class.

      Not even in the former soviet Union did anything like that ever happened to a kid in school.

      Of course, Obama wants to remove the zero tolerance policy from our schools, and I have been signing petitions to end corporal punishment, in both our homes and public schools.

      Anyway . . . . .

      I just hope we Democrats win in 2016, or I'm outta here!!!

      ~ Big Fat Heretic ~

    6. I need to back up and you are correct. If you do any cartoons of Hastert and a kid you have to be careful. Maybe something with the caption, "hey little boy would you like some candy?"

      In Florida the Cubans vote Republican. They are nothing like Mexicans who work hard and are law abiding. The younger Cubans are voting Democrat but right now it's 60/40.

      There are better countries than the US. Japan appeals to me. Japan is fat friendly and the women are gorgeous. Canada is nice but it is turning a bit fascist.


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