Mike Huckabee Loves Pedophiles and May Be One Himself

Republicans and pedophilia go together like stink and shit so that alone is enough to suspect Mike Huckabee of being a pervert. Then he made a comment about wanting to shower with girls but that pales in comparison with whom Huckabee associates.

Republicans and hypocrisy go together like assholes and shit.

Mike Huckabee like must Christians is one evil son of a bitch and like many Republicans Mike Huckabee has raised evil and depraved children same as Jeb Bush and Rand Paul.

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What else would one expect from a friend of pedophile and chicken hawk Ted Nugent?

Like God is protecting children in the churches from pedophile pastors like you may be Mike!

Mike Huckabee and His Voyeuristic Pedophile Fantasies

Mike the Huckster Huckabee is openly fantasizing about watching naked girls showering.

Huckabee: I wish I could've identified as female in high school gym  "Now I wish that someone told me that when I was in high school that I could have felt like a woman when it came time to take showers in PE," Huckabee said.

"I'm pretty sure that I would have found my feminine side and said, 'Coach, I think I'd rather shower with the girls today.' You're laughing because it sounds so ridiculous doesn't it?"

Huckabee is nothing special when it comes to Republicans as nearly every convicted pedophile is a Republican. Huckabee thought he was bashing trangendered kids but what he was really doing was unconsciously revealing his not so latent voyeuristic pedophile fantasies. He was a minister and he is a right wingnut so the odds that he's a child molester like his gay pedophile buddy Dennis Hastert.

CLICK HERE for all of Hastert's Scandals 

Huckabee may not have molested children but he fits the profile. He's far right, highly religious, Christian, homophobic, cowardly and a lying sack of shit.

I Fat Bastard On a Slippery Slope?

I, Fat Bastard am a man of my word. I have proclaimed that Bigger Fatter Politics will not censor and I, Fat Bastard have remained  true to that policy. I, Fat Bastard instituted the no censorship edict as a way to give fatlings a chance not to have to march in lockstep with the angry fat girl brand of fat acceptance. Someone put me to the test and I don't know whether it was because of my support for Obama or it was a fat hater. The sent me the following and told me to put my money where my mouth was. Of course at the time my mouth was sinking its teeth into a Hardee's Thick Burger. 

Bigger Fatter Politics readers all know that I, Fat Bastard say what I mean and mean what I say so in the spirit on honesty and integrity I will publish this and allow my readers to comment. I will comment at the end of the piece.

It shows in fact that they are all fat and lack self-control when it comes to food.

Huckabee and Falwell can't/couldn't follow their beliefs do to their unbridled food lust.

Chris Christie is just a loud mouthed fat pig and Rush, the Drugster Limpballs is a big fat mouth child molesting boar. aka typical Republican.  -Anonymous-

Fat Bastard Responds:

I, Fat Bastard have maintained a consistent position on this. GLUTTON IS GOOD! Hypocrisy is NOT good. In the new fat acceptance we don't see gluttony as a moral failing but rather a lifestyle choice. We see gluttony as a good choice. Republicans remain the moral watchdogs of on social issues as they push their family values crap. Limbaugh is a known drug abuser and child molester. The Republican party has a long history of molesting children. If you don't believe me... Google it! Republicans have a long history of being chicken hawks. Google that one too. The bottom line is, they are hypocrites who can't or won't play by their own rules.

We fatlings of the new fat acceptance freely admit that we are unabashed gluttons. We wear our gluttony with pride because we know.... GLUTTONY IS GOOD!

Many fatlings like to deny that they are gluttons and that is why we promote glutton pride by chanting cheers like, "WE ARE FAT! WE ARE MEAN! WE DON'T EAT NO LEAN CUISINE" or 2 4 6 8 WE DO NOT REGURGITATE. 

Gluttony is like being gay in this society. It is often met with shame but unlike homosexuality gluttony IS a choice. We think it is a good choice and while others may disagree we simply look at them and OINK! We don't judge thinlings for their Spartan ways so we ask that they don't judge us.

I agree with the person who sent me this challenge. Fat Republicans are hypocrites not be cause they are fat. All Republicans are hypocrites and sadly the fat ones are the most hypocritical. I, Fat Bastard am not saying that fat people are better than lean people. There are some real scumbag skinny Republicans like Eric Cantor. Abe Lincoln was a Republican and he was a bean pole but he was a great president. Ron Paul is a bean pole but he's one of the few Republicans who is not a hypocrite because he's a throw back to people like Teddy Roosevelt, William Howard Taft, Ike and Ronald Reagan. Fat or skinny this generation of Republicans suck.

I Like Ike!

I actually thank my critic for sending me this. The New Fat Acceptance does not tolerate hypocrisy and this gave me, Fat Bastard a chance to demonstrate it.  OINK!

Fat Haters Bullying Obama

The following  is a reprint from the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance



Obama Being Bullied





For Immediate Release
January 12, 2012

Foster City, CA - As the civil rights organization working to end discrimination based on body size, NAAFA would like to remind our nation's right wing political leaders that hateful slurs and disparaging remarks about First Lady, Michelle Obama's body is bullying.

While we at Bigger Fatter Politics are often at odds with the man hating NAAFA girls we think they are on the right side of the issue here and besides Mrs Obama is not even close to being fat. 

Sure Mrs Obama has a big bottom and talk about mud flaps the first lady's got em but compared to the people who are bashing her and her daughters she's a thinling. Her ass could make a gay guy turn straight.

Christian Hypocrite Mike Huckabee

One of our nation's lawmakers made a remark about the size of the posterior of the First Lady of the United States of America in a public place where it could be overheard and reported. A former presidential hopeful, once a fat person himself, called the First Lady "Mooochelle" on public radio. Taunting is a form of bullying.

Our nation is spending millions of taxpayer dollars on campaigns to end bullying in our schools while the leaders of our country openly and publicly bully our First Lady. This has to stop! If these individuals cannot set good examples for the children of our nation, they do not deserve to be leaders!

Michelle Obama oozes class and now we have a president who gets some ass!

Not only do we agree with NAAFA but we think any man who finds the first lady unattractive is probably one of many of the Republican Party's chlld molesting closet rump rangers like Larry Craig or that disgusting loud mouth Rush Limbaugh.

NAAFA calls upon these individuals to grow up. Act like adults. Apologize to First Lady, Michelle Obama, and to the people of this nation. Tell our children NOT to follow your example but to learn to accept one another and treat everyone with respect and dignity without regard to body size or shape.

Founded in 1969, NAAFA is a non-profit civil rights organization dedicated to improving the quality of life for fat people. NAAFA works to eliminate discrimination based on body size and provide fat people with the tools for self-empowerment through public education, advocacy, and member support.