Showing posts with label Interview with Chris Christie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Interview with Chris Christie. Show all posts

Sunday, August 16, 2015

An Interview With Chris Christie

Republicans Are Christian Hypocrites: Cut Your Throat Chris Christie

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Look at this big fat hypocrite oinking away. Either stop enjoying food so much or slit your own throat. Chris Christie is a big fat greedy glutton and normally we would like that but he's also a Christian and Christians are not supposed to be gluttons. Clearly Chris Christie is a glutton. Look at that fat fuck oink for job killer Romney.

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Here is a brief interview with Chris Christie conducted by the Chef.


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Chef: What do your think about the fact that Romney won't fess up about his taxes?

Christie: OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK!!

Chef: While Governor, Mitt Romney outsourced jobs to India. What are you thoughts on that?

Christie: OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK!! We have some great Indian restaurants here in Jersey.

Chef: What do you think of Romney's flip flop on Roe v Wade?

Christie: OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK!! I really don't give a shit cause I'm too fat to fuck

Chef: Would you like to have been in Romney's cabinet?

Christie: Yes and in his pantry, refrigerator, freezer, cookie jar and lunch box. Are we done? Let's eat! OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK BURRRP, SNORT,  OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK!!

Chef: What are your oinkpinions on Donald Trump?

Christie: Trump Tower has some great restaurants. They put on one hell of a feed. OINK!

Chef: You went toe to toe with Rand Paul in the debates regarding the role of the NSA. Do you care to comment on that?

Christie:  I chewed him up and shit him out and speaking of rolls, pass me some rolls and butter I'm fucking starved. OINK!

Chef: Do you think Carly Fiorina has an chance of getting the nomination?

Christie: She's an Italian right? I fucking love Italian food.

Chef: OK Governor I'm going to say a a word and you tell me the the first word that enters your mind. Bush.

Christie: Pie!

Chef: Why pie?

Christie: Blue berries and raspberries grown on bushes and I love  blue berry and raspberry pie.