An Interview With Chris Christie

Republicans Are Christian Hypocrites: Cut Your Throat Chris Christie

Look at this big fat hypocrite oinking away. Either stop enjoying food so much or slit your own throat. Chris Christie is a big fat greedy glutton and normally we would like that but he's also a Christian and Christians are not supposed to be gluttons. Clearly Chris Christie is a glutton. Look at that fat fuck oink for job killer Romney.

Here is a brief interview with Chris Christie conducted by the Chef.

Chef: What do your think about the fact that Romney won't fess up about his taxes?

Christie: OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK!!

Chef: While Governor, Mitt Romney outsourced jobs to India. What are you thoughts on that?

Christie: OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK!! We have some great Indian restaurants here in Jersey.

Chef: What do you think of Romney's flip flop on Roe v Wade?

Christie: OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK!! I really don't give a shit cause I'm too fat to fuck

Chef: Would you like to have been in Romney's cabinet?

Christie: Yes and in his pantry, refrigerator, freezer, cookie jar and lunch box. Are we done? Let's eat! OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK BURRRP, SNORT,  OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK!!

Chef: What are your oinkpinions on Donald Trump?

Christie: Trump Tower has some great restaurants. They put on one hell of a feed. OINK!

Chef: You went toe to toe with Rand Paul in the debates regarding the role of the NSA. Do you care to comment on that?

Christie:  I chewed him up and shit him out and speaking of rolls, pass me some rolls and butter I'm fucking starved. OINK!

Chef: Do you think Carly Fiorina has an chance of getting the nomination?

Christie: She's an Italian right? I fucking love Italian food.

Chef: OK Governor I'm going to say a a word and you tell me the the first word that enters your mind. Bush.

Christie: Pie!

Chef: Why pie?

Christie: Blue berries and raspberries grown on bushes and I love  blue berry and raspberry pie.