Showing posts with label Umpa Lumpas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Umpa Lumpas. Show all posts

Saturday, August 27, 2016

Why Trump Is Orange


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According to his gastroenterologist, it's actually a colon problem. Most people have relatively short colons that empty via the anus. Like many Republicans, Trump's YUGE mega-colon empties directly into his skull. His shit is brownish orange in color and that explains his strange orange complexion and why that rat-like creature sitting on his head orange as well.    

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Trump being orange will assure him the Umpa Lumpa vote. I think he hires Umpa Lumpas but doesn't pay them but they are happy to swallow his shit. 


Florida voters may think he's a giant orange.