Do The Humpty Trump

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Oompa Loompa poopidy do

All I can say is Donald FUCK YOU!

Trumpa Lumpa GOP sighs

As the party withers and dies.

Trump lumpa doopidy do

I have another puzzle for you.

Trumpa lumpa dumpity dee

If you are wise you will listen to me

What are you when you grab a pussy?

A filthy pig with an IQ of three. 

A filthy lying treasonous reprobate

All I have to say is check mate

What a filthy pig Trump is!

Trumpa lumpa doopidy die
Everything Trump says is a lie.

Trumpa lumpa his bankruptcies (Russian Crime Bosses Bail Out Trump)
Students screwed Trump University 

Judge Approves $25 Million Settlement Of Trump University Lawsuit ...

Trumpty Dumpty building a wall
Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall

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Why Trump Is Orange

According to his gastroenterologist, it's actually a colon problem. Most people have relatively short colons that empty via the anus. Like many Republicans, Trump's YUGE mega-colon empties directly into his skull. His shit is brownish orange in color and that explains his strange orange complexion and why that rat-like creature sitting on his head orange as well.    

Trump being orange will assure him the Umpa Lumpa vote. I think he hires Umpa Lumpas but doesn't pay them but they are happy to swallow his shit. 

Florida voters may think he's a giant orange.