Need I say more? Yes I do! This fatling's stable firing platform is impressive.
I Fat Bastard, fully support the right to keep and arm bears.
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Thursday, December 29, 2011
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Impressive Fatlings: Care and Feeding
This guy Barry Austin is one of the most impressive fatlings I have ever seen. OINK! This guy is actually not the fattest guy in Britain at a mere 700 lbs but what he lacks in bulk he more than make up in fattitude. His greedy gluttony is the sort of behavior that should be modeled by every fatling in the world.
I am almost ashamed at times that I, Fat Bastard, am the de facto leader of the fat acceptance movement when I see impressive specimens like these great folks. I am humbled by their sheer size and I would grovel at their largeness.
This poor bloke is outraged by cruel cuts in his benefits. Now he has to wipe his own butt and bath himself. This is an outrage. Where's NAAFA?!
NOTE: Special thanks to our obesity correspondent Belly Boy for bringing this story to Bigger Fatter Politics.
Belly Boy scooped all the other fat acceptance site by uncovering this very important story. Here is Belly Boy's report
Check out this heroic British man:
http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=qQjaZ6dmhSY
He weighs 50 stone, which is 700 lbs! His best friend takes him to a big breakfast every day, and then his girlfriend scrubs him down. He is a mere pup compared to me, though. My Asian girlfriend lathers me up with lots of skin moisturizers.
Reporting from the World Wide Web free lance reporter and uber fatling..... Belly Boy
As a tribute to Belly Boy Bigger Fatter Politics will be featuring bellies that look like cartoon characters.
What famous person does this belly resemble?
Lying cry baby drunk douche bag John Boehner perhaps?
I am almost ashamed at times that I, Fat Bastard, am the de facto leader of the fat acceptance movement when I see impressive specimens like these great folks. I am humbled by their sheer size and I would grovel at their largeness.
NOTE: Special thanks to our obesity correspondent Belly Boy for bringing this story to Bigger Fatter Politics.
Belly Boy scooped all the other fat acceptance site by uncovering this very important story. Here is Belly Boy's report
Check out this heroic British man:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
He weighs 50 stone, which is 700 lbs! His best friend takes him to a big breakfast every day, and then his girlfriend scrubs him down. He is a mere pup compared to me, though. My Asian girlfriend lathers me up with lots of skin moisturizers.
Reporting from the World Wide Web free lance reporter and uber fatling..... Belly Boy
As a tribute to Belly Boy Bigger Fatter Politics will be featuring bellies that look like cartoon characters.
What famous person does this belly resemble?
Lying cry baby drunk douche bag John Boehner perhaps?
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Too Much Greedy Gluttony?
This is a debate that I, Fat Bastard have with myself. As we fatlings waddle up to the all you can eat buffet and greedily load our plates sky high with glorious glorious food I have to ask myself are we being like the corporate gangsters that everyone despises? I actually have a certain admiration for these lazy, slothful money gluttons. They are like a whale shark at the mouth of a river who just languishes there, mouth open, and effortlessly taking in food and getting bigger and fatter until the point he is so big and fat that nobody can fuck with him. Then I sit down and after the first morsel of delicious food passes my lips I think about what is truly important and that is FOOD!
Seasons Greedings
Saturday, December 10, 2011
The Need For A Third Party
I, Fat Bastard am a registered Republican but once again I will be voting for Obama. Why Fat Bastard, why would you a registered Republican vote for Obama? First off, I like the first lady's ba donka donk, but more than that the party of Lincoln and the party of Reagan has become the party of fools, pedophiles and womanizers. Sure the greed and gluttony is still there but as the saying goes, "if you want to want to live like a Republican vote for a Democrat. I know that if Chris Christie were running as a Republican I'd vote for him. That guy is large and in charge and that is what we need but beyond that Governor Chris Crisco Christie is one big fat lard ass just like me. If he were in the GOP debates he'd chew em all up and shit them all out. The only Republican with any idea about the needs of fat people is former GOP hopeful Spermin Herman Cain. Godfather Pizzas are almost as good a Pizza Hut's.
Republican values of greed and gluttony are not the only values that they have left. They are a party of warmongers, liars, closeted homos and worst of all pedophiles. To a Reagan Republican like me, Fat Bastard, they are an embarrassment. Therefore, as the leader of the New Fat Acceptance Movement I therefor declare the existence if a viable third party that will represent the needs and views of the majority of Americans. I, Fat Bastard give you the Reblubberlican Party.
Americans for the most part are greedy gluttons and as we all know greed is what made this country great.
We will kick out the serial womanizers like Gingrich, peaceniks like Ron Paul, closet homos like Rick Perry but we want real homos because gay men make the best chefs. Our mission will be to spread Reblubberican values through out the world. Food will be are weapon. of choice and if some rag head country won't get in line we will send out some predator drone and bomb their skinny asses back to the stone age.
Our main concern with the GOP is there epidemic of pedophiles. Republican Pedophiles Have Destroyed the GOP Greed and lust are good things BUT baby rape isn't. Too many sick and twisted freaks have joined the GOP aka Group Of Perverts. We will not allow Republican Sex Offenders to become Reblubbericans. As the party of greedy gluttony guys who can't get laid will replace sex with food. We will also legalize prostitution and will will even have skinny whores available to fat guys like me who will offer their services free of charge or on a sliding fee scale and the government will make up the difference.
A return to the Moon
Fat people are gravitationally challenged here on earth. It is time for us to return to a colonize the moon. But Fat Bastard there's no air on the moon you declare. My response is, we don't need no stinking air. Many of us fat asses are on oxygen.
Why the Moon
The most obvious reason for living on the moon is the 1/4 gravity. Gravity sucks so the less we have the better.
Sustaining a colony of fatlings on the moon will create jobs building space ships to deliver food and other supplies.
Satellite TV will work great on the moon until the atmosphere forms form all our breathing and we fatlings breath a lot. We will create enough CO2 for plant life to grow on the moon and then we can fly up cows and chickens and without gravity they will get huge!
The other huge advantage to being on the moon is helium 3. What the fuck is Helium 3? Helium 3 is a safe fusionable material that can replace plutonium and unranium in today's nuclear reactors. Since us fatlings are great with computers we can control the robotic ships and the robotic mining.
We need to end discontent. Comfort food does that. The Beatles said that all you need is love well they got it half right. All you need is food because food is love and when people get fat they don't want to fight wars and even if they did they would be too fat to do so.
Republican values of greed and gluttony are not the only values that they have left. They are a party of warmongers, liars, closeted homos and worst of all pedophiles. To a Reagan Republican like me, Fat Bastard, they are an embarrassment. Therefore, as the leader of the New Fat Acceptance Movement I therefor declare the existence if a viable third party that will represent the needs and views of the majority of Americans. I, Fat Bastard give you the Reblubberlican Party.
The elephant will be replaced by the Golden Pig |
Americans for the most part are greedy gluttons and as we all know greed is what made this country great.
We will kick out the serial womanizers like Gingrich, peaceniks like Ron Paul, closet homos like Rick Perry but we want real homos because gay men make the best chefs. Our mission will be to spread Reblubberican values through out the world. Food will be are weapon. of choice and if some rag head country won't get in line we will send out some predator drone and bomb their skinny asses back to the stone age.
Our main concern with the GOP is there epidemic of pedophiles. Republican Pedophiles Have Destroyed the GOP Greed and lust are good things BUT baby rape isn't. Too many sick and twisted freaks have joined the GOP aka Group Of Perverts. We will not allow Republican Sex Offenders to become Reblubbericans. As the party of greedy gluttony guys who can't get laid will replace sex with food. We will also legalize prostitution and will will even have skinny whores available to fat guys like me who will offer their services free of charge or on a sliding fee scale and the government will make up the difference.
A return to the Moon
Fat people are gravitationally challenged here on earth. It is time for us to return to a colonize the moon. But Fat Bastard there's no air on the moon you declare. My response is, we don't need no stinking air. Many of us fat asses are on oxygen.
Why the Moon
The most obvious reason for living on the moon is the 1/4 gravity. Gravity sucks so the less we have the better.
Sustaining a colony of fatlings on the moon will create jobs building space ships to deliver food and other supplies.
Satellite TV will work great on the moon until the atmosphere forms form all our breathing and we fatlings breath a lot. We will create enough CO2 for plant life to grow on the moon and then we can fly up cows and chickens and without gravity they will get huge!
The other huge advantage to being on the moon is helium 3. What the fuck is Helium 3? Helium 3 is a safe fusionable material that can replace plutonium and unranium in today's nuclear reactors. Since us fatlings are great with computers we can control the robotic ships and the robotic mining.
Skinny Ho Heidi Fliess |
Fat hos will be made available to skinny guys who can't get laid |
We need to end discontent. Comfort food does that. The Beatles said that all you need is love well they got it half right. All you need is food because food is love and when people get fat they don't want to fight wars and even if they did they would be too fat to do so.
No more tiny 767s, Passenger planes will be HUGE! |
Thanksgiving will be celebrated weekly |
Anyone who is fat will be rewarded with a power chair. This 48" wide chair will be the smallest power chair available. |
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Fat Girls Demand FOOD Rights
Fat girls often become enraged when McDonalds runs out of Chicken McNuggets.
Notice in this video it's a fat man who tries to restore order.
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Too Fat To Fuck?
Let's face it when you get as fat as I am some women are simply to fat to fuck. It may be politically incorrect to say it but a lot of fat girls are too fat to fuck.
Comments?
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Monday, October 24, 2011
The Dangers of Statin Drugs and The Greedy Doctors Who Prescribe Them
Once again the criminal medical industry maims fat folks. Even if you don't have high cholesterol the medical industry thugs will put you on statin drugs. Like most prescription poisons statin drugs do more have than good. Greedy doctors just don't care about anyone.
While the over prescribing of statin drugs to fat people is the issue here. Normal sized people are not exempt from deadly pharmaceutical poisons either.
If your doctor want to put you on a statin drug don't let him until you have had the proper lab work done and if conservative safe and natural methods have failed like fish oils and eating less fried food... no fuck that fried food is delicious.
While the over prescribing of statin drugs to fat people is the issue here. Normal sized people are not exempt from deadly pharmaceutical poisons either.
If your doctor want to put you on a statin drug don't let him until you have had the proper lab work done and if conservative safe and natural methods have failed like fish oils and eating less fried food... no fuck that fried food is delicious.
Saturday, October 8, 2011
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Real Women Have Curves
The man hating shills in the NAAFA style FA movement claim that real women have curves and they say that fat women have curves.
This is big fat Joy Nash. Get a load of those curves.
Not a curve in sight on this stick girl!
These pictures prove it. Fat girls are curvier than skinny girls like the emaciated one in the second photo.
This is big fat Joy Nash. Get a load of those curves.
Skinny anorexic and flat as a board Kelly Brooke |
Not a curve in sight on this stick girl!
These pictures prove it. Fat girls are curvier than skinny girls like the emaciated one in the second photo.
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Greedy Glutton and Hero to Fatlings Everywhere Sues White Castle: Seats TOO SMALL
Fat rights hero Martin Kessman |
Let's give Martin Kessman a resounding OINK! A mere pup at a svelte 290 pounds this strident oinker is standing up, well actually sitting down for fatlings everywhere by filing a lawsuit against the White Castle hamburger chain. Kessman is pissed because he loves White Castle sliders but he is too fat to fit in the booths and enjoy then so he has to send his wife to the hamburger chain to fetch him these tasty treats. Being a good fatling Kessman was not going to take this lying down. Being smart he figured if White Castle didn't have booths big enough to accommodate his big bulbous belly then they were violating the law! Way to go Martin!!
So impressed by Mr Kessman's heroic actions and fattitude NAFAM the New American Fat Acceptance Movement and NAAFA North American Association for Fat Asses has awarded Kessman the Golden Pig Award and NIFAM the New International Fat Acceptance Movement has given him the glutton of the week award.
The Prestigious Golden Pig! |
Fellow fatlings; oink loud and oink proud for this brave boar!
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Obese Mothers are Good for the Economy.
Obese Mothers are Good for the Economy!
Growing Obesity Increases Perils of Childbearing
With Doctors and hospitals starving to make ends meet in this tough economy the more challenging pregnancies faced by fat women and their is a ray of sunshine to the starving medical industry. It's simple economics. When medical care is more complicated and more specialists need to be brought is on a case costs go up... WAY up and so do profits!
Here is an excerpt from an article that appeared the NY Times that explains the good news for our struggling health care industry. Click here to read the entire article.
As Americans have grown fatter over the last generation, inviting more heart disease, diabetes and premature deaths, all that extra weight has also become a burden in the maternity ward, where babies take their first breath of life.
About one in five women are obese when they become pregnant, meaning they have a body mass index of at least 30, as would a 5-foot-5 woman weighing 180 pounds, according to researchers with the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. And medical evidence suggests that obesity might be contributing to record-high rates of Caesarean sections and leading to more birth defects and deaths for mothers and babies.
Hospitals, especially in poor neighborhoods, have been forced to adjust. They are buying longer surgical instruments, more sophisticated fetal testing machines and bigger beds. They are holding sensitivity training for staff members and counseling women about losing weight, or even having bariatric surgery, before they become pregnant.
At Maimonides Medical Center in Brooklyn, where 38 percent of women giving birth are obese, Patricia Garcia had to be admitted after she had a stroke, part of a constellation of illnesses related to her weight, including diabetes and weak kidneys.
Is it possible to be too fat?
If you are an OBGYN the answer is a resounding NO! Here are the impressive numbers on C-sections alone that clearly show that the fatter a pregnant woman is the more revenue the health care industry can make.
Body Mass Index vs Percentage of Caesarian Births
20 - 25 11%
25 - 30 18%
30 - 35 25%
35 - 40 33%
Over 40 43%
Very obese women, or those with a B.M.I. of 35 or higher, are three to four times as likely to deliver their first baby by Caesarean section as first-time mothers of normal weight, according to a study by the Consortium on Safe Labor of the National Institutes of Health
There you have it fellow fatlings; another example of how obesity is good for the economy. I, Fat Bastard only wish that fat haters Mrs Obama and Ms Roth would see that. AND once again, GLUTTONY IS GOOD!
Since the publication of this article some clever bloaks in England, the second fattest country in the world, wrote a song in honor of me, Fat Bastard. I'm not surprised because according Google Analytics 25% of our traffic comes from the UK.
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Do Not Apologize For Your Appetite Or Your size!
Do Not Apologize For Your Appetite... or your size!
By Fat Bastard and Proud FA the Dean of Feederism
We in the Fat Acceptance Movement lose credibility when our members make outrageous statement like "I weigh 400 pounds and I only eat 900 calories a day." That one does not even pass the giggle test. We need not apologize for our gluttony and gormandizing. We did not get fat because we hate food. We love food and we should love food. Life is short and it is doubtful that there is a god so what we do on earth won't matter when we are gone. I for one will not apologize for my gluttonous hedonism and neither should you.
Food is glorious. It is better than love by far. It never rejects you. Unlike "God" it never ignores your pleas. If love were better then parents would not be raising obese kids who will suffer ridicule from this fat hating society and allegedly a lifetime of health problems but let's not get on that slippery slope right now. No, this is about being unapologetic and guilt free about eating as much as we want, when ever we want and what ever we want.
I love feeder chat on Dimensions Magazine. I love calling these lovely BBWs pigs and they love it too. They respond with a sexy oink. I love looking at extremely fat women. Most men do. If you do a Google image search and type in BBW you will find image after image of BBWs unashamedly showing off their lovely large bodies but if you Google terms like skinny woman (who'd want to?) and you will find mostly fully clothed stick girls. My point is fat women need not apologize for how much they eat. That is a sure way to develop an eating disorder. Do what I and other fat men do eat all you want and if someone has a problem with that just tell them to F off!
Our matra needs to be "You can't ever eat to much and you cannot ever weigh too much so don't judge us" I am hoping for a paradigm shift in the Fat Acceptance Movement. There is too much infighting and the cause of that infighting is because many of us in the movement will not say, "Yes that's right I eat 6000+ calories a day everyday. You got a problem with that?
Help these fellow fatlings see the light. http://fiercefatties.com/
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Carrie Fisher Weight Loss: SELLOUT!
When it is going to end?! First is was Fergie the Princess of Pork, then Valerie Bertinelli then Kirstie Allie, then Marie Osmond and now Carrie Fisher.
Sultry sow Kirstie now a bag of bones! |
Plump pretty piglette Val now a bony bimbo |
Hot hog Marie now skinny and skanky |
Fat and fabulous Carrie Fisher Carrie Fisher now gaunt and ghastly |
Saturday, August 20, 2011
Marilyn Wann Knows Fatlings: Fat! So?
Fat!So? T-Shirt #2
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ALL FAT!SO? TEES ON SALE -was $25 now $20!!!The image on the t-shirt is inspired by the artwork from Marilyn Wann's book of the same name - Fat!So? The delightfully curvy & sassy woman is silk screened onto a black t-shirt in pink; hot pink; silver & white. Use the drop down menu to find out the sizes we have in stock. They are all the same price. No charging more for larger sizes!
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OINK OINK OINK! This sexy sow not only knows how to get fat and stay fat but not only that she knows fat fashion. I love it that she offers fatlings a whopping 10X. OINK! OINK! OINK!
Thanks to Marilyn this hefty hunny doesn't have to be naked all the time. A size 8X would fit her with room to spare.
If you are a slenderling and you need a tent you can sleep a family of 6 in a 10X and now that she has slashed the price to 20 bucks there is not need not to buy a few.
Friday, August 19, 2011
New Drug Allows Gluttons to EAT EAT EAT and Not Die Prematurely
SRT-1720 Promises Life Extension
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Doug Hansen/National Institute on Aging
By NICHOLAS WADE
Sustaining the flickering hope that human aging might somehow be decelerated, researchers have found they can substantially extend the average life span of obese mice with a specially designed drug.
The drug, SRT-1720, protects the mice from the usual diseases of obesity by reducing the amount of fat in the liver and increasing sensitivity to insulin. These and other positive health effects enable the obese mice to live 44 percent longer, on average, than obese mice that did not receive the drug, according to a team of researchers led by Rafael de Cabo, a gerontologist at the National Institute on Aging.
Drugs closely related to SRT-1720 are now undergoing clinical trials in humans.
The findings “demonstrate for the first time the feasibility of designing novel molecules that are safe and effective in promoting longevity and preventing multiple age-related diseases in mammals,” Dr. de Cabo and colleagues write in Thursday’s issue of the new journal Scientific Reports. Their conclusion supports claims that had been thrown in doubt by an earlier study that was critical of SRT-1720.
A drug that makes it cost-free to be obese may seem more a moral hazard than an incentive to good health. But the rationale behind the research is somewhat different: the researchers are trying to capture the benefits that allow mice on very low-calorie diets to live longer. It just so happens that such benefits are much easier to demonstrate in mice under physiological stress like obesity than in normal mice.
“The drugs could be used as a preventative to stave off diseases, but I don’t think they will ever be an excuse to abuse your body,” said David Sinclair, a biologist at Harvard Medical School and co-chairman of the scientific advisory board of Sirtris, which developed SRT-1720.
The company, a small pharmaceutical concern in Cambridge, Mass., designed SRT-1720 and a set of similar drugs to mimic resveratrol — the trace ingredient of red wine that is thought to activate protective proteins called sirtuins.
The sirtuins help bring about the 30 percent extension of life span enjoyed by mice and rats that are kept on very low-calorie diets. Since few people can keep to such an unappetizing diet, researchers hoped that doses of resveratrol might secure a painless path to significantly greater health and longevity.
But large doses of resveratrol are required to show any effect, so chemical mimics like SRT-1720 were developed to activate sirtuin at much lower doses.
Sirtuins have proved to be highly interesting proteins, but the goal of extending life span was set back last year when extensive trials of resveratrol showed it did not prolong mice’s lives, although it seemed to do them no harm. Another blow came in 2009, when biologists at Pfizer reported that SRT-1720 and other resveratrol mimics did not activate sirtuins and did not have any beneficial effects in fat mice.
The report by Dr. de Cabo and his colleagues may do much to rescue SRT-1720 from this shadow. They found that SRT-1720 offered substantial benefits to the fat mice, with no signs of toxicity. Unlike the Pfizer study, which was short term, they followed large groups of mice for over three years.
“This is good evidence that this compound has a positive effect on the physiology of the obese animal, and that is definitely promising for humans,” said Jan Vijg, an expert on aging at the Albert Einstein College of Medicine in the Bronx.
Dr. de Cabo and his team “make a reasonable case” that the compound works by activating sirtuins, although they have not proved it, Dr. Vijg said.
In one sense it does not much matter how the drug obtains its effects, as long as it works. But the credibility of SRT-1720 and its cousins also rests on their design as sirtuin activators.
Despite the positive new results with SRT-1720, Sirtris is not putting it into clinical trials because the company believes another of its resveratrol mimics, SRT-2104, is more promising. That drug “is more suitable for human consumption,” said Dr. Sinclair, a co-author of Dr. de Cabo’s report.
“Questions were raised about the molecules and if they are working the way we said they were,” Dr. Sinclair said. “But with this paper, the weight of evidence is shifting back in favor of the premise that we can tweak the aging pathway with drugs.”
Obese mice are a standard research tool, but experts differ as to how relevant they are to humans. “They’ve poisoned the mice with this high-fat diet that makes them very sick indeed, and with SRT-1720 they can reverse some portion of that illness,” said Dr. Richard A. Miller, an expert on aging mice at the University of Michigan.
Dr. Miller said the finding “looks like something people should pay a lot of attention to,” but added that the study would have been even more interesting if it had shown an effect on normal mice.
Dr. de Cabo and his team included normal, untreated lean mice in their study as a control group for the treated and untreated fat mice. The treated fat mice lived longer than the untreated ones, but died long before the normal mice. Although the treated fat mice lived significantly longer on average, there was little difference between their maximum life span and that of the untreated mice. The drug, in other words, helped the fat mice enjoy more of their available life span without increasing the span itself.
The researchers’ findings would be more significant if they had showed that SRT-1720 prolonged the lives of normal mice. Dr. Sinclair said that this leg of the study had been started at the same time, but that the treated normal mice were taking longer to die and could not be reported with the others. Dr. de Cabo said the results were “encouraging” but could not be discussed until they were published early next year. But Dr. Vijg noted that since the drug did not extend the maximum life span of fat mice, it would be surprising if it did so with lean mice.
Some researchers say that too much attention has been given to resveratrol and its sirtuin-activating mimics, and that other compounds like the antibiotic rapamycin may be even more promising. But the sirtuins “are worth a lot of attention even though some of the early claims have proved hard to reproduce,” Dr. Miller said.
Because of the uncertainty about several earlier findings, the sirtuin field has become polarized. “Some people are strongly in support, and others are convinced there’s nothing there,” said Brian Kennedy, president of the Buck Institute for Research on Aging. He described himself as standing in the middle, but hopeful that the sirtuins would turn out to be “key modulators of aging.”
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Monday, August 8, 2011
British Diet Forum Offering "Tough Love"
Brits hate fat! |
Leave it to those big eared bad toothed Brits to come up with a way to get us fatlings to lose weight. Famous for their stiff upper lips and love caning plump bottoms of sexy women they are using their famous English fortitude on the obesity epidemic. Don't they know that Winston Churchill was a fat boy and that hot little piece of ass Princess Diana could have also been called the Princess of "York" because she was a bulimic. Even though she was a puker I still would have boned her.
Thankfully most weight loss internet forums have little or no effect on obesity but tragically the TOUGH LOVE FORUM on Calories Per Hour is having a devastating effect on the dieter who go there. These people are losing fat and fattitude faster than Belly Boy can eat a pepperoni pizza.
AVOID THE TOUGH LOVE FORUM unless you want to get skinny never to be fat again! BUT... for those fatlings who for medical reasons need to lose weight the fat unfriendly TOUGH LOVE FORUM will devastate your fat and fattitude
Click HERE if you need some
Sunday, August 7, 2011
Big Law With Champion Boxer Butterbean
Deputy Butterbean knocking out crime in Jasper Alabama |
Finally we have a celebrity cop who really can kick some ass. Professional boxing champion and really really fat guy Butterbean is becoming a deputy sheriff and Investigation Discovery is making it into a reality show. I have no doubt that this will be the best reality cop show ever.
In a real life Walking Tall or in this case Waddling Fat Big Law's Deputy Butterbean, will kick some serious criminal ass! The Bean is pissed and he's heading back to his home town of Jasper to pummel the drug trade and make Jasper Alabama a safe place for kids.
This show will kick ass and I urge all fatlings to watch it. This will be better than a Butterbean fight because he'll kick more ass more often and this won't be fake ass kicking and this is not some trumped up celebrity cop show. The Butterbean joined the Walker County Sheriff's department 2 years before the show was even thought about by producers at Investigation Discovery. This show will be as real as it gets!
For the complete 411 on Butterbean's show click HERE!
Other guys show off their "guns" while Butterbean shows off his cannons! |
Big Law appears at 10pm of Investigation Discovery so order some pizza and wings and fire up the flat screen and watch America's toughest fat guy KICK ASS!
Saturday, August 6, 2011
Dr Conrad Murray on Trial for the Death of Michael Jackson
Many of us in the fatosphere are still reeling over the tragic death of the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. In a few days the trial of one of his killers Dr Conrad Murray will begin. We can only speculate on what his defense will be and those of us in the new and enlightened Fat Acceptance movement believe in the presumption of innocence. In this article I, Fat Bastard will speculate as to what defense the Murray's lawyers will employ. If I were his lawyer here is what I would do.
1. BLAME SOMEBODY ELSE!
Michael had seen a lot of doctors in his past. I would blame all of them for his drug addictions for adding to his weakened condition and then his death. This one won't fly on it's own but it could open the door for reasonable doubt and it could prove helpful in the penalty phase if Dr Murray is convicted.
This next one will fly because there is a lot of truth to it. Three of the agents of Mr Jackson's tragic death are DA Tom Sneddon, media whore Nancy Grace and media whore Diane Diamond. Their unfounded accusation, vicious attacks and zeal to smear with their lies wounded this gentle man so deeply and weakened him so greatly that it killed him and the medications only sped up the process.
2. BLAME THE VICTIM
Even though Michael was sober and not using drugs the defense can make that charge but the main charge they will make will be to blame the fact that Michael was dangerously underweight. This one has some legs. The following article appeared on Bigger Fatter Blog shortly after Michael's death.
Anorexia's Role in the Death of Michael Jackson
It is well known that people of low body weights have a lower tolerance for drugs. Any first year medical student knows that but it would seem that Jackson's physician Dr Conrad Murray was absent from class on the day that was taught. Joe Jackson patriarch of the Jackson family has called for a second autopsy and now Dr Murray has lawyered up after an examination by the Los Angeles County coroner's office failed to determine what killed the 50-year-old pop music icon. Dr Murray's lawyer/mouthpiece maintains that Murray is cooperating with he police.... and pork is the other white meat. Give me a break! Just like in the case of Anna Nicole Smith, sleazy doctors, hangers on and a deadly dose of Demerol most likely caused this tragic death and ended the come back of the beloved King of Pop.
Facts about Demerol (Meperidine hydrochloride):
Contraindications:
1. Has received MAO inhibitors within the past 14 days.
2. Is allergic to narcotic analgesics or to any of the ingredients of the medication.
Side effects of Demerol:
The major hazards of meperidine, as with other narcotic analgesics, are respiratory depression, circulatory depression; respiratory arrest, shock, and cardiac arrest have occurred.
Demerol is usually only used for a short time. Repeated or high doses may cause drug levels to build up in the body and cause serious side effects such as seizures and shaking. Caution is advised if this medication is used for conditions which require long-term or high-dosage treatment (e.g., sickle cell anemia, burns, cancer).
Dr Murray has to be either a moron or a murderer. The autopsy will show that a huge dose of the prescription drug Demerol was what stopped the heart of MJ and broke the hearts of his million and million of fans. Speculation has started already about Jackson's use of pain medications. He may have been addicted to pain killers. Addiction to pain killers does not kill people unless they take an over dose. There are many chronic pain patients who lead very healthy lives who are addicted/dependent on drugs like Vicodin and its natural cousin morphine. Most chronic pain patients are addicted to pain medications. Jackson was probably in chronic pain and now the media whores and vultures in the media like that foaming at the mouth pit bull Nancy Grace want to paint the recently deceased Mr Jackson as some sort of pill popping junkie. Did these shit bums every consider the toll all the years of dancing have taken on the 50 yearold's frail and battered body? Of course not. They haven't because that would require some thought, integrity and compassion and they are vile scumbags.
Media whore Nancy DisGrace
Another ugly media whore is Diane Dimond. Contact her HERE!
If you want to see Diane Dimond get exposed for the hack she is click HERE!
Certainly there were drugs involved but that does not make up for the fact that Michael Jackson the King of Pop was severely anorexic. OK Fat Bastard but how does this apply to the new fat acceptance? Fellow fatlings and fat admirers, here's how I got there. Even as a kid MJ was rail thin.
Jacko as an anorexic teen.
Notice his stick-like legs
Even in the 90's Jacko was far below an 18.5 BMI (Body Mass Index) 18.5 is the lowest healthy BMI. At the time of his trial for pee pee touching the King of Pop weighed under 100 pounds. So what Fat Bastard, how does this apply to fat acceptance? Here is how it applies. Michael Jackson had been dangerously underweight for nearly all of his career but where was the press? The press make great sport of thin female celebrities who are thin and perhaps borderline underweight but they were strangely silent when it came to the most famous MAN on earth. This pretense of concern to skinny female celebrities is revolting and the epitome hypocrisy. Here is one of the thin actresses the jealous fat girls in press love to pick on and call anorexic.
The lovely Victoria Beckham
UPDATE: According the the coroner's report Michael Jackson weighed 108 pounds when he died. Jackson stood five feet ten inches tall. That means his BMI Body Mass Index was 15.5. Compared to Michael Jackson, the actresses that the jealous fat girls portray as anorexic are porkers.
UPDATE: It is now suspected that the drug Diprivan was found in Jackson's home. Diprivan is a power anesthetic that is not approved for home use. Your local pharmacy does not carry this drug and your doctor could not prescribe it to you. Diprovin has to be administered intravenously. It is used to knock people out for surgery.
From the FDA website: Diprivan Injectable Emulsion is an intravenous sedative-hypnotic agent for use in the induction and maintenance of anesthesia or sedation. Intravenous injection of a therapeutic dose of propofol produces hypnosis rapidly with minimal excitation, usually within 40 seconds from the start of an injection (the time for one arm-brain circulation). As with other rapidly acting intravenous anesthetic agents, the half-time of the blood-brain equilibration is approximately 1 to 3 minutes, and this accounts for the rapid induction of anesthesia.
Bigger Fatter Blog is not just fat acceptance, obesity and gluttony promotion. We are also the leading voice in the NEW size acceptance movement. We at BFB are not mean to skinny folks. While my best friend Proud FA only porks fat girls and the only women that I can bone are skinny ones so there is no way I, Fat Bastard, and Proud FA are going to get on the bash skinny women band wagon. We barely bash http://www.actionagainstobesity.com/NationalActionAgainstObesity/NAAO.html founder MeMe Roth. Victoria Beckham is not even underweight. Michael Jackson WAS dangerously underweight and no one said anything. Here's some news for you jealous fat girls; manorexia is a real thing. That's right, men suffer from anorexia too. In your hateful zeal to attack thin actresses you completely forgot about MJ and all the emotional reasons he for why may have starved himself to death. His blood is on your jealous skinny woman hating man hating hands. Before you silly fat hens go saying that a drug overdose was what really killed Michael Jackson consider this. If Michael Jackson had been at a clinically normal weight he most likely could have handled the shot of Demerol his reckless personal physician Dr Murray gave him. Hell I could have taken ten times the dose they gave MJ and not felt a thing. Poor emaciated Michael, like all skinny people had such a low and slow metabolism his frail and battered body could not handle the dosage of medication he was given.
The lovely Jessica Stroup
Jealous fat girls of the man hating press using PhotoShopped (see the proof) images are trying to say that Jessica Stroup and Shenae Grimes of 90210 are "dangerously thin" and have an eating disorder. YOU STUPID IGNORANT JEALOUS BITCHES, compared to Michael Jackson who really was dangerously thin Jessica and Shenae are fat! How dare you jealous vain bitches waste paper writing such trash just because you won't accept and embrace your own obesity and gluttony and pay homage to the belly God the way true fat accpetors do. In case you haven't heard GLUTTONY and OBESITY are GOOD! I hope MeMe Roth steals your husbands.
Rest in Peace Michael Jackson and thank you for your wonderful music. You brightened an often bleak world. You will be missed. In the meantime Proud FA, the many readers of Bigger Fatter Blog and I would like to express our deepest sympathy to the Jackson family. Good bye Michael. The world mourns your passing.
MJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJ
Altered Jessica Stroup image Unaltered Brooke Hogan image
Normal human bodies are about eight heads high. Brooke Hogan in this picture measures about eight heads high despite the fact that she has the Hulkster's big head. Jessica Stroup in this altered image is only 5 and one half heads high. This is proof that jealous fat girls in the media alter images of normal sized actresses to make them look anorexic. Measure them for yourself.
To prove we at Bigger Fatter Politics did not alter these images here is a link to the website of the man hating NAAFA inspired yeast beast who altered them.
http://current.com/items/89456081_which-body-type-do-you-prefer-jessica-stroup-versus-brooke-hogan.htm
http://www.idrawdigital.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/prop_female.gif
You jealous fat girls are sooooo transparent!
1. BLAME SOMEBODY ELSE!
Michael had seen a lot of doctors in his past. I would blame all of them for his drug addictions for adding to his weakened condition and then his death. This one won't fly on it's own but it could open the door for reasonable doubt and it could prove helpful in the penalty phase if Dr Murray is convicted.
This next one will fly because there is a lot of truth to it. Three of the agents of Mr Jackson's tragic death are DA Tom Sneddon, media whore Nancy Grace and media whore Diane Diamond. Their unfounded accusation, vicious attacks and zeal to smear with their lies wounded this gentle man so deeply and weakened him so greatly that it killed him and the medications only sped up the process.
2. BLAME THE VICTIM
Even though Michael was sober and not using drugs the defense can make that charge but the main charge they will make will be to blame the fact that Michael was dangerously underweight. This one has some legs. The following article appeared on Bigger Fatter Blog shortly after Michael's death.
Anorexia's Role in the Death of Michael Jackson
It is well known that people of low body weights have a lower tolerance for drugs. Any first year medical student knows that but it would seem that Jackson's physician Dr Conrad Murray was absent from class on the day that was taught. Joe Jackson patriarch of the Jackson family has called for a second autopsy and now Dr Murray has lawyered up after an examination by the Los Angeles County coroner's office failed to determine what killed the 50-year-old pop music icon. Dr Murray's lawyer/mouthpiece maintains that Murray is cooperating with he police.... and pork is the other white meat. Give me a break! Just like in the case of Anna Nicole Smith, sleazy doctors, hangers on and a deadly dose of Demerol most likely caused this tragic death and ended the come back of the beloved King of Pop.
Facts about Demerol (Meperidine hydrochloride):
Contraindications:
1. Has received MAO inhibitors within the past 14 days.
2. Is allergic to narcotic analgesics or to any of the ingredients of the medication.
Side effects of Demerol:
The major hazards of meperidine, as with other narcotic analgesics, are respiratory depression, circulatory depression; respiratory arrest, shock, and cardiac arrest have occurred.
Demerol is usually only used for a short time. Repeated or high doses may cause drug levels to build up in the body and cause serious side effects such as seizures and shaking. Caution is advised if this medication is used for conditions which require long-term or high-dosage treatment (e.g., sickle cell anemia, burns, cancer).
Dr Murray has to be either a moron or a murderer. The autopsy will show that a huge dose of the prescription drug Demerol was what stopped the heart of MJ and broke the hearts of his million and million of fans. Speculation has started already about Jackson's use of pain medications. He may have been addicted to pain killers. Addiction to pain killers does not kill people unless they take an over dose. There are many chronic pain patients who lead very healthy lives who are addicted/dependent on drugs like Vicodin and its natural cousin morphine. Most chronic pain patients are addicted to pain medications. Jackson was probably in chronic pain and now the media whores and vultures in the media like that foaming at the mouth pit bull Nancy Grace want to paint the recently deceased Mr Jackson as some sort of pill popping junkie. Did these shit bums every consider the toll all the years of dancing have taken on the 50 yearold's frail and battered body? Of course not. They haven't because that would require some thought, integrity and compassion and they are vile scumbags.
Media whore Nancy DisGrace
Another ugly media whore is Diane Dimond. Contact her HERE!
If you want to see Diane Dimond get exposed for the hack she is click HERE!
Certainly there were drugs involved but that does not make up for the fact that Michael Jackson the King of Pop was severely anorexic. OK Fat Bastard but how does this apply to the new fat acceptance? Fellow fatlings and fat admirers, here's how I got there. Even as a kid MJ was rail thin.
Jacko as an anorexic teen.
Notice his stick-like legs
Even in the 90's Jacko was far below an 18.5 BMI (Body Mass Index) 18.5 is the lowest healthy BMI. At the time of his trial for pee pee touching the King of Pop weighed under 100 pounds. So what Fat Bastard, how does this apply to fat acceptance? Here is how it applies. Michael Jackson had been dangerously underweight for nearly all of his career but where was the press? The press make great sport of thin female celebrities who are thin and perhaps borderline underweight but they were strangely silent when it came to the most famous MAN on earth. This pretense of concern to skinny female celebrities is revolting and the epitome hypocrisy. Here is one of the thin actresses the jealous fat girls in press love to pick on and call anorexic.
The lovely Victoria Beckham
UPDATE: According the the coroner's report Michael Jackson weighed 108 pounds when he died. Jackson stood five feet ten inches tall. That means his BMI Body Mass Index was 15.5. Compared to Michael Jackson, the actresses that the jealous fat girls portray as anorexic are porkers.
UPDATE: It is now suspected that the drug Diprivan was found in Jackson's home. Diprivan is a power anesthetic that is not approved for home use. Your local pharmacy does not carry this drug and your doctor could not prescribe it to you. Diprovin has to be administered intravenously. It is used to knock people out for surgery.
From the FDA website: Diprivan Injectable Emulsion is an intravenous sedative-hypnotic agent for use in the induction and maintenance of anesthesia or sedation. Intravenous injection of a therapeutic dose of propofol produces hypnosis rapidly with minimal excitation, usually within 40 seconds from the start of an injection (the time for one arm-brain circulation). As with other rapidly acting intravenous anesthetic agents, the half-time of the blood-brain equilibration is approximately 1 to 3 minutes, and this accounts for the rapid induction of anesthesia.
Bigger Fatter Blog is not just fat acceptance, obesity and gluttony promotion. We are also the leading voice in the NEW size acceptance movement. We at BFB are not mean to skinny folks. While my best friend Proud FA only porks fat girls and the only women that I can bone are skinny ones so there is no way I, Fat Bastard, and Proud FA are going to get on the bash skinny women band wagon. We barely bash http://www.actionagainstobesity.com/NationalActionAgainstObesity/NAAO.html founder MeMe Roth. Victoria Beckham is not even underweight. Michael Jackson WAS dangerously underweight and no one said anything. Here's some news for you jealous fat girls; manorexia is a real thing. That's right, men suffer from anorexia too. In your hateful zeal to attack thin actresses you completely forgot about MJ and all the emotional reasons he for why may have starved himself to death. His blood is on your jealous skinny woman hating man hating hands. Before you silly fat hens go saying that a drug overdose was what really killed Michael Jackson consider this. If Michael Jackson had been at a clinically normal weight he most likely could have handled the shot of Demerol his reckless personal physician Dr Murray gave him. Hell I could have taken ten times the dose they gave MJ and not felt a thing. Poor emaciated Michael, like all skinny people had such a low and slow metabolism his frail and battered body could not handle the dosage of medication he was given.
The lovely Jessica Stroup
Jealous fat girls of the man hating press using PhotoShopped (see the proof) images are trying to say that Jessica Stroup and Shenae Grimes of 90210 are "dangerously thin" and have an eating disorder. YOU STUPID IGNORANT JEALOUS BITCHES, compared to Michael Jackson who really was dangerously thin Jessica and Shenae are fat! How dare you jealous vain bitches waste paper writing such trash just because you won't accept and embrace your own obesity and gluttony and pay homage to the belly God the way true fat accpetors do. In case you haven't heard GLUTTONY and OBESITY are GOOD! I hope MeMe Roth steals your husbands.
Rest in Peace Michael Jackson and thank you for your wonderful music. You brightened an often bleak world. You will be missed. In the meantime Proud FA, the many readers of Bigger Fatter Blog and I would like to express our deepest sympathy to the Jackson family. Good bye Michael. The world mourns your passing.
MJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJ
Altered Jessica Stroup image Unaltered Brooke Hogan image
Normal human bodies are about eight heads high. Brooke Hogan in this picture measures about eight heads high despite the fact that she has the Hulkster's big head. Jessica Stroup in this altered image is only 5 and one half heads high. This is proof that jealous fat girls in the media alter images of normal sized actresses to make them look anorexic. Measure them for yourself.
To prove we at Bigger Fatter Politics did not alter these images here is a link to the website of the man hating NAAFA inspired yeast beast who altered them.
http://current.com/items/89456081_which-body-type-do-you-prefer-jessica-stroup-versus-brooke-hogan.htm
- The body width = 2 1/3 heads
- The body height = 8 heads
- Distance between nipples on chest = 1 head
- Width of calf muscles together at lower arc = 1 head
- Bottom of the knees = 2 heads from ground level
http://www.idrawdigital.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/prop_female.gif
You jealous fat girls are sooooo transparent!
Monday, August 1, 2011
Should Photo Shopped Images of BIG BBW Butts Be Banned?
Was this shelf butt photoshopped? A lot of shit comes out of this ass! | |||
Were these BBW butts PHOTOSHOPPED? |
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