Anyone who watched animal planet's show about mermaids viewed it with a healthy dose of skepticism but as the show went on the people involved began to garner more credibility with the viewers and eventually people became more and more convinced that there are indeed mermaids and that the United States Navy was covering up there existence so that they could continue development of a sonar weapon. By the end of the show there were people who were still skeptical and other people who believed that there are indeed mermaids. It all makes sense. Humans do cry salt tears and we are the only mammals we do. Humans can hold their breath longer than any other mammal. Humans didn't evolve from a common ancestor that came from the ocean as all life did but then returned to the ocean. This was the true part. The lies were that PT Barnum had an actual mermaids specimen, mermaids were found washed up on a beach, a mermaid was sighted off the coast of Israel, and mermaids were photographed and videotaped at the basin oil rig.
Here's what you not being told!
Everyone knows that there are a lot of humans waddling around or rolling around who are referred to in the common parlance as land whales. Another common term for chubby men are seals and walruses. Human land whales, seals and walruses are indeed real, we see them every day but what scientist will not tell you is that this is part of the evolutionary process. As you can tell from the picture at the top of this blog human beings are evolving into another species and it is starting with obesity. We are developing thick layers of fat so that we can survive in aquatic environments. We are also becoming immobile in a terrestrial world. The scientific team here at bigger fatter politics has been looking at various ways to defeat gravity or reduce it enough so that fat people could get fatter and still have adequate mobility. Scientists sometimes develop tunnel vision and this is true of our esteemed scientists such as Dr Eaton, Dr. Burger and Dr Grazenheimer. Dr. Grazenheimer has in working on antigravity devices that would allow fatlings to overcome the effects of gravity. While in theory this shows promise for the gravitationally challenged its practical application is decades away. Staring us in the face has been the solution all along, good old-fashioned H2O. Once in water fat people can move just fine. This is not to say that that people can ever become the next Michael Phelps but we all know that when in water we become white as a feather. Because of our thick thick thick layers of fat we are designed to prevent thermal conductivity caused by water. If we jump in a cold pool of water we don't start shivering like a skinny person does but instead we feel cool until we exert ourselves now we get warm and in turn we warm up the water. Mostly however, our blubber insulates us from the heat robbing effects of cold water. That is the purpose of blubber. It's no mystery as to why fat people can withstand the cold.
I am bringing forth this fact to let you know that what the animal planet network did with its show
Sunni Muslim males are evolving into gay billy goats.
