Vote for me and I'll feed you
“This is a laughable stunt by the Democrats designed to distract from President Obama’s disastrous polices that have resulted in record job losses and skyrocketing gas prices. Democrats are willing to do and say anything to avoid a discussion about the president’s three years of failure in the White House.”No, I think it was because Romney is so used to throwing money at whatever he wants.
Question: Did they need a state-issued voter ID to get those free subs?
Romney is not only a criminal, he's stupid. Romney thinks that buying votes by giving away free food will get him the fat vote. If he were giving out KFC or taking voters to an all you can eat buffet he would get the fat vote but Subway? What is this asshole thinking?
Romney has pissed off women and now he has insulted gluttons everywhere.
http://freakoutnation.com/2012/04/04/gop-shenanigans-in-wisconsin-food-in-exchange-for-votes/
To paraphrase the great scholar Mr. West:
ReplyDeleteMitt Romney doesn't care about fat people.
He is going to pursue a radical anti-fat agenda by doing a few things that we fat people will not stand for. He is going to fight gay marriage, which affects by the No Crumbs on the Carpet Carpet Muncher group as well as the Fudge Eating Fudge Packer group, two key demographics of fat people.
He is going to get rid of healthcare for fat people by making it too expensive. He is going to get us into wars with Iran and possibly other countries, and to pay for them he will cut benefits to everything except the military, which is the only thing Republicans truly worship. (If they were true Christians and worshipped God, then they would believe in compassion for other human beings, and would refuse to spend money we don't have to kill people we don't know.)
He may seem like just a bland and boring guy, but he would be the most anti-fat politician since President Buchanan. He wants to not only "trim the fat" out of our budget (eliminating things like Social Security by handing it over to his investment bank cronies who will syphon off money every year in fees while not guaranteeing any benefits, and by subjecting millions of seniors to homelessness when they ultimately come of age and don't have a fixed income to live off of. But by then he would already be retired and thus not accountable. But his friends would be even richer, and could finally afford backup Gulfstream jets and second yachts.) He wants to continue the assault on our public workers, to save money for the richest so that they can get even fatter at the expense of the middle class. The NAAFA movement is about being fair, not seeking to concentrate everything in just a small group.
He put his dog in a dog carrier on top of his car while he was driving, and claimed that it was no big deal and that the dog liked it. I say that that means that he does not like animals. And if you don't like animals, you are a not good pro Adipose American candidate. When I waddle up to the touch screen in November to vote, my pudgy finger is not pressing the Romney button! I would even turn down fillet mignon!!
BELLY BOY, OUT
Teddy, your are a gentleman and a scholar.
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