Crazy Fat Girl Attacks, Heroic Fat Man Saves the Day

Fat girls are fucking insane and while you may be thinking that all chicks are nuts fat girls are by far the most bat shit crazy, Lucky for everyone involved that there was a fat man there to save the day. Walmart should be giving this man free food for life because he stopped this dangerous and berserk raging snorlax from doing 100'd of thousands of dollars worth of damage. Maybe he could have lured her out of the store with a bag of Doritos but hindsight is 20/20. I think he did the right thing.