Trump May Have a Sexually Transmitted Disease

Ted Cruz  was apparently unable to get through a thirty-minute speech about what a liar Donald Trump is without telling what Trump says is a lie of his own. If it wasn’t a lie, then it was either a very bad mistake, or a demonstration of intimate knowledge of Donald Trump’s penis—no real way to say. Only "hardened" Trump supporters like Goofy have a personal relationship with Trump's VD ridden penis.

Cruz was campaigning  through Indiana, and his campaign stops have featured swarms of angry Trump thugs. This morning, he reached a boiling point, holding a press conference lambasting hypocrite Donald Trump as an amoral narcissist and a pathological liar. Which is fair!

But then Cruz said this: (Emphasis ours.)

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Donald Trump is a serial philanderer and he boasts about it. I want everyone to think about your teen aged kids. The President of the United States talks about how great it is to commit adultery, how proud he is. [He] describes his battle with venereal disease as his own personal Vietnam. That’s a quote, by the way, on the Howard Stern show. Do you want to spend the next five years with your kids bragging about infidelity? Now what does he do? He does the same projection, just like a pathological liar. He accuses everyone about lying.

Pretty damning, and true because Donald Trump  said he had a “battle with venereal diseases,” and what Cruz said is, in fact, a quote Trump made on the Howard Stern show.  Nonetheless, Trump very well could have had many different STDs and since he's a serial liar and a shameless manwhore it is more likely than not that he did. Who in their right mind would admit they had an STD? Certainly not a manwhore like Trump.

Trump did, in a 2004 appearance, make a comment about dating and Vietnam. But the entire point of his comment was to insist that he never caught an STD, in part because he had his personal physician check his dates beforehand. This one doesn't even pass the giggle test. Like decadent druggie Rush Limbaugh, it is more likely Trump is a Viagara and drug-fueled sex tourist on the prowl in places like the Dominican Republic visiting child prostitutes.

“You know, I’ll tell you, it’s amazing, I can’t even believe it. I’ve been so lucky in terms of that whole world,” Trump said, when Stern asked if it was awkward to have his potential dates screened. “It is a dangerous world out there—it’s scary, like Vietnam. Sort of like the Vietnam era.”

“It is your personal Vietnam, isn’t it?” Stern said. “It is, you’ve said it many times.”

With all the whores Trump has fucked over the years the odds of him not having several STDs are slim and none. Cruz got the keywords right, and accurately delivered the message, and in doing so claimed that Donald Trump admitted to having battled sexually transmitted diseases.

With Trump losing the election and is someone who has successfully painted as a liar—not to mention someone who wants to “open up” libel laws—he should probably be more careful in trying to hide his past statements.

More Trump quotes:

 “But if I ever DID have it, it would beautiful, gorgeous VD, I mean we are talking the BEST  VD folks, I would be winning at VD”.

“I would have the reddest, angriest looking, most copiously oozing blisters and they would be YUGE!”

"Remember, the fight against VD in gold digging floozies like Megyn Kelly was my own personal Vietnam. In a way, we all have our own personal Vietnams. For many men of my age, their own personal Vietnams were the actual nation of North Vietnam that wanted to kill them."

“I would have the reddest, angriest looking, most copiously oozing blisters!”