The Devil Called Down To Georgia

The Devil Called Down To Georgia

The Devil called down to Georgia
He was lookin' for some votes to steal
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal
When he came across Brad Raffiensperger
Keepin the voting fair (well sort of)
And the Devil Trump sat upon his rump
And said, "Brad, let me tell you what"

"I guess you probably know it, but I'm a Republican too
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a threat to you
Now you play pretty good Republican, boy, but give the Devil his due
I'll bet a bribe of gold against your soul
'Cause I think I can intimidate you" (into breaking the law)

He said, "My name's Brad, and this is not a crime
I'll hear you're shit cause your gonna regret
'Cause I recorded your call this time

Brad, clicked the record button and clicked that button hard
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards
And if I you win, you get this shiny pile of my gold
But if I lose, the devil gets your soul

The Devil opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show"
And shit flew from his mouth/asshole as he opened his lie hole
And he spread the shit across the call like a like Russian hooker piss
And a band of traitors joined in, and it sounded somethin' like this

When the Devil finished
Brad said, "Well, you're pretty good ol' son
But sit down in that chair with your silly hair
And let me show you how it's done"

"Traitor in the White House", run, boys, run
The Devil's in the house with his criminal son
Chickens in the congress sellin their souls
On a plane to Gitmo Moscow go traitors go

The orange Devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
And he began to kiss some ass and then he kissed Brad's feet
Brad said, "Devil, just call on back if you ever wanna try again
I done told you once, you son of a bitch
You're the worst there's ever been" Then he said

"Traitor in the White House", run, boys, run
The Devil's in the house with his criminal son
Chickens in the congress sellin their souls
On a plane to Gitmo with the orange asshole

Caveat: Brad Raffensperger is no hero. He knows that if he committed election fraud for Trump he'd go to prison. Earlier, Leningrad Lindsey Graham as per Trump's whims tried a softer criminal extortion approach and got shut down.  

The Republicans have probably rigged the run off and so that angry peasants won't show up at Brad's house. He rebuked Trump to show the illusion of integrity and avoid prison. Most Republicans are snakes and the ones standing up for the rule of law are simply practicing self-preservation to avoid prison and keep their phony baloney jobs.

On the other hand, Raffenspergerper showed some balls which is rare for a modern era Southern Republican. He was put between a rock and a hard place but because he's smarter than the average Republican he really had no choice in the matter so he behaved lawfully. Republicans such as Lyin Ted and Leningrad Lindsey would have eventually licked Trump's balls. Trump's traitorous cowardly loyalists are issuing death threats against anyone who follows the law, even Republicans. If Brad want to be a hero, he will denounce the Republican base for the depraved animals that they are.

Raffensperger would be smart to keep Georgia's MAGAts under surveillance and bust them if they so much as spit on the side walk. A few no knock raids and arrests of MAGAts may blunt those loser's enthusiasm for violence, treason, lying and anarchy. In the mean time the new COVID variants are killing mostly MAGAts.  

MAGAts have made multiple death threats to Georgia's Republican leaders for merely obeying the law and they managed to get the private cell phone numbers of Raffensperger and his wife. MAGAts have no honor. Their rifles are hungry, their tempers are short, their IQs are low, their morals are lacking and their judgement is weak. That makes them very dangerous. These assholes think they can overthrow the government.