This year over 400,000 Americans will see and early grave due to the co-morbid features of obesity. Even reporting that fact is called "fat shaming". I wrote this song because I think that diabetes, stroke and heart attack are a whole lot worse than the bruised egos of the terminally gluttonous.
I included a trigger warning for those of you politically correct individuals who live to show your piety and phony moral outrage. So before you listen to this song think about that obese individual who you saw riding in a Walmart scooter who lost a leg due to a diabetic amputation and is still loading his or her basket with junk food while claiming his or her body is defying the immutable laws of physics
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Oompa Oompa Oompa She's a fat girl.
Oompa Oompa Oompa tons of FUN!
When you're finished eating and drinking coffee
Oompa Oompa fat girl's just begun.
She has a skinny husband.
I don't understand the attraction
Maybe it's possibly due to
All of that lower fat gut action.
Chorus
Some say it's and eating disorder
Some say it's a glandular disease
She thinks that she retains water
And that's why she has dimples on her knees
Chorus
She ordered a double meat Whopper
Along with an order of fries
Washed it all down with diet cola
ANd that's why she has tremendous thighs
Chorus
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