Today at 3:26 PM
Dear Fat Bastardoberg,
Have you seen Congress lately? It’s a mess fershlugina. And it’s only going to get worse if people like those momzer schmucks Karl Rove and the Koch Brothers continue to treat corporations better than people. It's meshuggina! That’s why I wanted to make sure you saw President Obama’s call-to-action. Just this week in Texas, voting rights were dismantled, essentially blocking minorities and many students and seniors from voting. Oy vey! Whether you know it or not, in the past 6-years we have seen huge progress under President Obama. What a mench! Unemployment is at the lowest level since before President Obama took office, before the Great Recession started. The deficit is rapidly dropping and is just 2.8% of GDP -- the lowest since 2007. And thank God for President Obama’s Affordable Care Act, which has helped millions of people around the country gain access to health care. Additionally, he has championed equal pay for women while Republicans try to take away long-term unemployment insurance and kill a minimum wage increase. Those filthy yentzers!
There is still so much more we can do. And that can only be achieved with an active Congress, not potchka an obstructive one. That is why it is so important to support Democratic candidates. Don't be a shlemiel CLICK HERE to donate.
I’m asking for your help. We have to act now. There’s only a few days left. We’re running out of time and money. I know we can win, but we need your help! You can make a difference. All Gifts Today Will Be Triple-Matched!
Thank You
Babs xoxox
Here is my response:
Babs Darling,
As an honorary member of the tribe I will be pleased to help battle for the well being of the American people and all people of the world. I must agree we need to stop those Koch brother putzes and those meshuggina nafkas Palin and Ann Coulter.
While I oppose the the Affordable Care Act as it is neither affordable nor does it care (talk among yourselves) I must agree that in every other area that half schvartze president of ours has done well considering that momzer congress he's had to deal with as well as the fercockt economy he inherited.
Corporations are not people because people who need people are the luckiest people in the world. We do not need corporations.
As usual I Fat Bastardoberg your most zaftig fan will be in the trenches helping.
Time to nosh.
Fat Bastardoberg
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I am sure a lot of Streisand fans have landed here so here are some pictures of Babs.
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| Blushing Barbra with bad boy Bill the big dog Clinton. What did the big dog say to her? |
