The Back Story to the Story by Fat Bastardo
Many of our Bigger Fatter Blog members remember Proud FA. Proud as his lovely slender wife Thinnette are involved in several ventures. For those of you who don't know of Proud FA, Proud was has probably porked more fat women than any other fat admirer. Proud's adventures at NAAFA conventions are legendary. Fat girls would fight over Proud. In fact Trump actually made good money porking fat girls.
When Proud FA met Thinnette he had no physical attraction to her because he was used to porking fat nasty sluts but when he got to know her as a person and not just a piece of ass he developed an attraction to her on an intellectual and on a spiritual level. They fell in love and they got married.
Proud FA never had to come on to female in order to get laid. The came onto him with extreme aggression. The fat acceptance girls would flock to Proud FA and many stalked him. It was not until he met and got to know Thinnette that he realized that he was nothing but a sex object to those nasty piggies. This is why I asked Proud to give my readers his insight on the Governor Cuomo sexual harassment scandal. Proud FA knows what it is like to be treated like a sex object and now the 3 women who Cuomo came onto know as well.
If You Want To Come Out Of This As Best You Can Governor Cuomo By Proud Fa
Andrew,
You're an ass. There's no arguing that. Your fudging of the nursing home numbers was pretty bad but not as bad and Abbot and DeSatanist under counting real deaths and doing away with masks but the good news about that is there will be more Trumpers dead from COVID-19.
You being lecherous old creep is not all that shocking and not as bad as what Republicans do as they rape and molest kids but what you did was creepy and stupid. You don't shit where you sleep dum dum. Sexual harassment has a lot of gray areas. I can't say how it is for women when some guy comes onto them but I've been "sexually harassed" by women. I used to to play in bands and chicks came onto to me very overtly. I'd refer them to the drummer. He had very low standards and a more awkward approach that you. He'd say to the some chick he wanted to pork, "I don't have a lot of time. Do you want to fuck or no?" When I was attending NAAFA fat acceptance conventions I began to understand what it's like being treated like a sex object but unlike what you did. NAAFA conventions were no my work place. I was simply looking for easy sex with sluts and get paid in the process. The women who came onto were not anything like the pigs I was porking. The women you sexually harassed educated career women working in the public sector. What you did was far more sinister than the fat sluts who were paying me to pork them.
Had you tried coming on to my daughter like you did to those other females, she's have slapped the living shit out of you. This brings me to wondering if their stories are 100% true.
The best thing for you to do is to have a teaching moment from this and get all three of these women and you in the same room, have a discussion and put it on Youtube. If you call them out and they chicken out it may be some vindication for you. Right now you're fucked. Unlike Republicans Democratic voters have morals. If you were a Republican you could have raped them and your base wouldn't care.
Settle it like man. Don't hide behind a bullshit "investigation". Nobody's going to believe that. Get together with those woman and take you lumps with nobody but the 4 of you there accept for someone with a camera. Show some character Andrew.
I get it that older women are often less libidinous than fertile ones but when you start coming on to chicks younger than your kids that's really creepy.
If you need sex so badly hire a hot mature MILF for a personal assistance for a friends with benefits sort of thing. The nice thing about an older babe is they don't tell, they don't swell and they're grateful as hell.
In conclusion; your political career is probably toast. You're not that slick and you're a bully and you're a bully because you're not that slick. If you were slick you'd be able to land women for sex. If you were handsome like Chris you'd have a slightly better chance but still, you seem so obtuse that even then, chicks are going to find you a turn off. You don't have that Bill Clinton swagger. He could get away being a whore fucker. It kinda looks like the women you harassed weren't sluts or whores and you're a man whore. (I'm not judging you.) You obviously can't read women and you lack the guile to seduce them. Like Trump, the only women you can get are gold diggers, unless you meet a women who sees something in you other women don't.
Your ego is probably too big to do what it takes to spin this thing. You probably lack the humility to admit that you are a dirty old man with poor self-control. You can't look at women in the work place as anything but coworkers because they are their to work not fuck. If you were a manly man, you would invite these women to give you a slap across your face or a knee in the balls because you earned it. You also earned a good dressing down. If we were living in more manly times their fathers or brothers would fuck you up. If you were raised in the real world and you were disrespectful to girls you'd have probably earned yourself a few knotty hairdos. Had punks like Kananaugh and Trump gone to public school they'd have been taught lessons in humility, honor and respect.
You could do something noble here Andrew. Man up and take your lumps. Say you acted like a creep, because you did, and say you're sorry. Then ask these women what you can do to make things right and do it publicly. That's you best hope.
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