Honey Boo Boo Mama June Loses 100 Pounds

With Marie Osmond, Kirstie Alley, Kelly Osbourne, Valerie Bertinelli, Carrie Fisher and so many other gorgeous girl gluttons selling out and becoming dangerously anorexic another sexy sow joins the ranks of the emaciated. This is no joke. Mama June, the matriarch of the honey boo-boo clan has lost a staggering 100 pounds and now weighs in at a dangerous and anorexic 264 pounds. The fat haters are calling in America but in reality this is a tragedy.

It looks to me and to the rest of us and the fatospher that Mama June is going the way of Karen Carpenter. We implore, June to get back on the couch and in front of the TV where she belongs. I would ask our readers to send Mama June food and lots of it. I sent Mama June a very forceful and plaintiff email which simply said in big bold letters, "EAT!"

Read more about Mama June's tragic weight loss HERE!

This tragic chain of events has sent shockwaves through the fatosphere. Our own investigative reporter Rotunda Hindenburg became so inconsolable that even a double order of french fries and gravy could not snap route of the deep funk she was in. Rotunda is now under heavy sedation and resting comfortably at the Bloat County Grazen-Heimer clinic.

 We had an emergency meeting with Chef, Proud FA the Dean of Feederism and Coach Gaines and after much deliberation it was decided that Mama June needs to be put on a feeding tube. We are petitioning the authorities to do an intervention as Mama Junes life may be at stake. If she loses a meager 200 more pounds she will end up weighing 64 pounds.

The once proud plump and pretty porker Mama June now emaciated and tragically anorexic and depressed!

The good news is we still have proud plumpers like Rosie O'Donnell and the irrepressible Carnie Wilson who has defeated not only one but two weight-loss surgeries and still remains a proud oinking pig of a woman with more fattitude to than ever.

Carnie Carnivore Wilson Still Fat!

Carnie Wilson Has Weight Loss Surgery Again: Singer Undergoes Lap Band Surgery

 

Carnie Wilson Has Weight Loss Surgery Again: Singer Undergoes Lap Band Surgery

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Carnie Wilson weighed more than 300 pounds before undergoing gastric bypass surgery in 1999, and 12 years later she's turned to surgery again in her battle against weight gain.

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On January 18, Wilson underwent lap-band surgery -- a procedure in which a silicone band is placed around the stomach, effectively shrinking it to the size of a golf ball, reports People magazine.
"It was the right decision for me and I'm doing really well so far," says Wilson, who has already lost 30 pounds since the surgery. "It's all about taking good care of myself."

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It's the same sentiment the singer had after she lost more than 150 pounds through gastric bypass surgery in 2000. "The surgery is a tool to assist in helping you get back your health, but you have to participate in your wellness by really being aware of what you eat," she told USA Today.

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Much has changed in the past 12 years for the singer, who is reuniting with Wilson Phillips to promote their new album and reality show "Wilson Phillips: Still Holding On." She's also now the mother of two girls aged 6 and 2, whom she had with husband Rob Bonfiglio. Though she lost nearly half her body weight with the first surgery, pregnancy and motherhood have thrown her off track.

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"Having children derailed me a bit," she told People in February 2010 after she failed to lose the 61
pounds she gained while pregnant with her younger daughter, Luciana.

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Just weeks before she underwent her second surgery, Wilson told Fox News she had gained weight but was looking forward to getting into an exercise routine agan. "It's like a daily decision. Am I going to eat healthy today or am I going to make some shitty decisions?"

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The 43-year-old explained, "I've really struggled since I've become sober. How do I balance that? How can I relax and not overeat? Because I have a lot of pressure in my life. I'm a working mother ... You try to pay the bills, you try to keep your life going and there's pressure."

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What is the moral of this sad tale about fat hating Carnie Wilson? For all you gorgeous girl gluttons the moral is simple. EAT!

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