Dear Governor DeSantis,
You are doing a great job dealing with this liberal hoax. MAGA! Trump is right, testing causes more positive results so cut back on testing. It will panic people and continue undercounting the deaths. Keep the bars and schools open to full capacity and keep the churches open. MAGA!
Masks are a symbol of socialist tyranny. MAGA! As a devotee of Ayn Rand, my rights and well being are more important that others. MAGA! Let the weak die.MAGA! Jesus was a wimp! MAGA! Nice guys end up getting nailed.
On a moral note, I am glad you are doing what you are doing because the MAGAt Floridians and other Trumpanzees will see an early grave and you are helping to make that happen so fuck Florida and its crime, its two legged snakes, it's traitors, its election fraud, fact haters, its racists, its criminal Rick Scott and anyone who votes Republican.
As your asshole constituents continue to piss in the pool they infect other states like Georgia but unfortunately that COVID-19 piss from filthy Florida infects state that have a majority of moral people. Maybe it would be a good idea if Florida would secede so that in a decade or two it will be under the ocean and the rest of us won't have to keep bailing your freeloading ass out.
Keep up the good work Ron. Your efforts are helping to make America Great Again.