Koch Brothers To Manufacture Gigantic Needles

Any Christian will tell you that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than is is for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven as described in Mark 10:25.  Since filthy rich Christians are always hedging their bets i.e. Pascal's Wager, the Koch brothers will be manufacturing and selling great big giant needles with eyes large enough for a camel to easily pass through the eye.

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