When I read this work of Mark Twain I thought of Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear. Dr Bear was abused as a child by Christians and other right wing slime. For those of you who don't know Dr Bear, he is a gentle soul and sensitive soul unlike me, Fat Bastardo but do not mistake Dr Bear's gentleman ways and sensitivity for weakness. In spite of the beat downs life gave Dr Bear he is still swinging away and unleashing his witty fury and intractable logic on the punks and the bullies that would oppress others weaker than him.
Mark Twain's Diatribe
“...a God who could make good children as easily as bad, yet preferred to make bad ones;
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| God created this asshole fully knowing what he would do and helped him do it! |
who could have made every one of them happy, yet never made a single happy one;
who made them prize their bitter life, yet stingily cut it short;
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| Like with anything else most people suck but 1/3 of the angels stood up to God. |
who gave his angels eternal happiness unearned, yet required his other children to earn it; who gave his angels painless lives, yet cursed his other children with biting miseries and maladies of mind and body;
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| Think about the fact that most people on earth have suffered through no fault of there own. |
who mouths justice, and invented hell--mouths mercy, and invented hell--mouths Golden Rules and forgiveness multiplied by seventy times seven, and invented hell;
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| Satan is the bad guy? He is the one who punishes bad people. |
who mouths morals to other people, and has none himself;
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| It only took one conversation with a talking snake for Eve to see that God was and is an ego-maniacal douche bag! |
who frowns upon crimes, yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man's acts upon man, instead of honorably placing it where it belongs, upon himself; and finally, with altogether divine obtuseness, invites his poor abused slave to worship him!” --Mark Twain--
