Trump is a Big Fat Lying Pig!

The Fattest President

It pains me to see Trump next to a great president like William Howard Taft and it also pains me, Fat Bastardo, that Trump has beaten out William Howard Taft as America's fattest president. America has only had two fat presidents Bill Bubba Clinton, Teddy Roosevelt and William Howard Taft who were arguably the greatest presidents. Now it is no longer the case that the fattest presidents are our best presidents. Trump has ruined that too.

Pope Francis Asks Melania What She Feeds President Trump

President Trump and Pope Francis put aside their differences for their first face-to-face meeting Wednesday morning, but not before the pontiff cracked a joke about the commander in chief's waistline.

Melania, who speaks fluent Italian, laughed and replied, "Potica," a high-calorie pastry from her home country of Slovenia that is traditionally served on Christmas and Easter.

Teddy Roosevelt and William Howard Taft lived in a time when Republican didn't suck. They would have knocked the crap out of Trump both literally and figuratively. Big Bill Taft would have sat on Trump and TR would have punched him while shouting, "BULLY! BULLY!"

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