Weight Loss Surgery Mortality Rate Is 1 in 50

A recent study by researchers at the University of Washington found that 1 in 50 people die within one month of having gastric bypass surgery, and that figure jumps nearly five fold if the surgeon is inexperienced.

Abdominal Hernia Caused By Gastric Bypass Surgery

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The barbarians who offer this surgery to patients tell them that there death rate is 1 in 200 but that is a lie. The death toll is much higher. It is 1 in 50 within the first 30 days but even if you are lucky enough to make it past 30 days you are still not out of the woods. The complications of this deadly surgery are many and varied.

Keep in mind, the above chart is industry information so it's not going to show the true risks but even at 1 in 100 victims dying from this ghastly procedure you have to be completely out of your mind if you agree to pay some greedy butcher to destroy the structure and function of your perfectly designed and properly functioning healthy digestive digestive system. Don't trust the White Coat Mafia!

From Bariatric Times an Industry Website

With the rising number of Roux en-Y gastric bypasses performed around the world, general surgeons should expect to face an equally rising number of early- and late-term complications. Marginal or anastomotic ulcers constitute the majority of these cases, representing as many as 52 percent of postoperative complications. Marginal ulceration is a challenging problem, which can cause significant of morbidity in other words death in the postoperative bariatric patient. Its etiology remains elusive and perhaps multifactorial, including both exogenous and intrinsic or technical factors. In addition, while prevention is key, it is often difficult to achieve. While most of these types of ulcers do respond to medical therapy, there is a select group of patients that continues to suffer from symptomatic, nonhealing ulcers, despite appropriate medical treatment, and requires surgical intervention. The current body of literature does not contain a great deal on the subject of optimal surgical management for marginal ulcers intractable to medical therapy, perhaps a reflection of marginal ulcers’ unclear etiology. This review aims to summarize the current knowledge on marginal ulcers, starting with the diagnosis and medical management, and focusing on current approaches to surgical management, including innovative techniques. The goal is to recognize risk factors, promote patient adherence with treatment, and to become well versed with surgical options and preventive measures.

Doctors lie.

They will blame the patient by saying, "Well, they were fat and unhealthy to begin with." but the truth is it is not usually the co-morbid conditions of obesity that kill these people who have been suckered into this ghastly surgery it is almost always the surgery itself.

How Does it Work?

Ghastly Bypass Surgery simply makes eating and digestion very difficult. WLS takes a perfectly healthy digestive system and damages it so it cannot function properly. That IMO is insanity and bad bad bad medicine.

Weight Loss Surgery Is Really Elective Surgery 

Heart valve replacement surgery is a must for patients but it has a far far lower mortality rate than ghastly bypass.

The mortality rate for heart valve replacement surgery is only 2.4%.

That’s right. That's truth about heart valve surgery.  At some clinics, the rate has dropped to only 1.8%. When they try to hand you the malarkey that the high mortality rates are due to the pre-surgical health of the patient they are lying.

The death rate for open heart surgery nationwide is 2.14%

If you have stumbled onto this article because you are fat and sickly then maybe it's time you realize that the gluttonous lifestyle is not for you. You can eat responsibly without being forced to do so by this deadly, barbaric and ghastly procedure. You do have a choice. You can continue your gluttony and accept the fact that food and it's pleasures means more to you than anything else, even life itself or you can eat the kind of food at the amount lean people eat.

If you are one of the "lucky" ones who don't die you will suffer from the many complications that never go away and the thing thing you love the most ie FOOD will never soothe, and pleasure you again. No matter how you look at it ghastly bypass is a very bad idea.

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Al Roker Pooped His Pants At White House

It has recently been revealed that the once roly-poly celebrity and weatherman Al Roker crapped his pants at the White House in 2002. Al Roker or the Roque as he's referred to by his fans claims to have accidentally pinched a loaf in his boxers while visiting Pres. George W. Bush in 2002. The Roque blames gastric bypass surgery for causing an inability to control his bowels and of course that is a reasonable explanation because many people who get gastric bypass surgery are unable to control their bowel function. Then again, it could simply have been a very large wet fart.

Here Al Roker is queefing a fart!

"And I probably went off and ate something I wasn't supposed to. And as I'm walking to the press room … I gotta pass a little gas here. I'm walking by myself. Who's gonna know? Only a little something extra came out," - Al Roker-

I don't know the Roque's political stripe nor do I know about the stripes in his BVD's but another explanation could be that he was sending a message to President Bush. There are a lot of people who would like to leave former President Bush and his criminal vice president Dick Cheney a big smelly turd and with the incomplete digestion caused by ghastly bypass surgery that renders those BMs are most foul the wisecracking weatherman may have been sending President Bush a not-so-subtle message.

Perhaps the wily weatherman Al Rocher wanted to make a stink at the White House to send a message to Bush in protest of the invasion of Iraq and to show the Bush regime the inhumanity of biological and chemical weapons. Since most gastric bypass patients wear adult diapers I find it a bit suspicious that a man as smart as the Roque would not be wearing a Depends diaper. Logical truth of this is quite clear; Al Roker was sending the White House a message.

I can't finish this article without asking the question who's better the rotund Al Roker or the skinny and emaciated Al Roker. I will not offer an opinion on this, but instead I will let my readers decide.

UPDATE!

Our Internet reporter, Rotunda Hindenburg filed a freedom of information request under the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) and forced Secret Service to turn over this photo of Al Roker's poop. Big Al was not honest when he said that the mess in his pants was a result of a rogue fart.

BOMBSHELL!

Fecalgate

What ended up in the newsman's pants was an extremely large stool that clearly could've been a threat to the President's safety and national security. We will work diligently to discover why this incident has been spun and played down. Not only do I smell turd I also smell a cover-up so I've contacted Alex Jones from Prison Planet and he has agreed to sniff around and get the poop on the poop.

Alex Jones, "You can't sweep something this big under the rug and closing the lid on something like this will not make it go away. Sources tell me that this is a mutant stool created by secret underground government lab in Flushing New York."

More on Fecal Gate  Fecal Gate begs bigger questions

By John Commode and Jean Papier

Sometimes, you just have to use your hand. Give it a good shake, and do what you think is right. You're allowed to stink, even if you're a Washington DC reporter. In fact, it's encouraged. And just because your job description doesn't say you should report the fact that  rectal sewage gushes into the Main Stream Media every day because a mammoth stool caused your ass  to jam, you probably should anyway.

It seems Fecal Gate may  be a case of covering up a controversy after all, though apparently it's too soon to say so definitively. 

Thankfully there are independent news sources like Bigger Fatter Politics were not afraid to venture into the putrid muck and report on the politics of the day. The mainstream media will try to polish this turd but with journalists like Fat Bastard of the award-winning bigger fatter politics and scatology experts like Alex Jones from Prison Planet shady government figures will be held accountable from the White House to the outhouse. 

Deadly dung or benign BM?