In
spite of the myriad of maladies brought on by our gluttony we
stridently forge ahead in pursuit of our porcine pleasures. That is
admirable. People like Paul Ryan and his mentor Ayn Rand would be envious and proud
of our vigilance and adherence to the fat gluttonous lifestyle that we
all lead.
We are better than them!
Instead of coming complaining that your fat spouse, boss, or that pig and the buffet is a
big fat selfish glutton you should be admiring them for being a
big fat selfish glutton and putting his or her pleasure before
everything else. That is classic Randian philosophy.
Hopefully we will
get so fat that even Atlas will not be able to shrug.
Today there is huge disparity between the haves and have-nots.
On average corporate CEOs make 475 times more in salary alone than the
average worker. Randian philosophy or objectivism will tell you that
that is the moral right thing to do and so would following that greedy
gluttony and lust in us all because that is the proper way for one to conduct his
or her life.
Obesity and gluttony is more than just a tide that you cannot
stop. This is like an avalanche or should I say a flabbalanche that
continues to pick up momentum.
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My philosophy, Gluttonous Objectivism, holds that:
Reality exists as an objective absolute—facts are facts, independent of man’s feelings, wishes, hopes or fears.
(In
other words accept the fact that most people are gluttons and food is YUMMY. It is what it
is and if this gluttonous society acquiesced to the wishes of the fat haters we would
be immoral.)
Reason (the faculty which identifies and integrates the
material provided by man’s senses,
especially smell and taste.) is man’s only means of perceiving
reality, his only source of knowledge, his only guide to action, and his
basic means of survival.
(In other words there is no denying the
power of a Hardee's thick burger, shake and fries. Forget this mumbo
jumbo about a higher purpose or spiritual growth or planes consciousness
but instead act like the animal that you are.)
Man—every man—is an end in himself, not the means to the
ends of others. He must exist for his own sake, neither sacrificing
himself to others nor sacrificing others to himself. The pursuit of his
own rational self-interest and of his own happiness is the highest moral
purpose of his life.
(I think this one is rather self-explanatory.
Simply stated it means to put yourself and your wants, needs and desires
ahead of everything else. That is simply what you as a fat greedy glutton should be doing.
There is no mystery here. Your FATTINESS is right and they are wrong. In
the most simple terms this is called hooray for me and screw you.) It is far better to die from over consumption than to starve do death.
The ideal political-economic-consuming system is laissez-faire gluttonism. Leave me the fuck and let me eat! It
is a system where men deal with one another, not as victims and
executioners, nor as masters and slaves, but as cooks, waitstaff and diners,
by free, voluntary exchange to mutual benefit. It is a system where no
man may obtain any values from others by resorting to calorie counts,
and no man may initiate the use of physical force against others. The
government acts only as a policeman that protects man’s food rights; it uses
calorie restriction only in retaliation and only against those who
initiate its use, such as criminals or foreign invaders.
In a system of full gluttonism, there
should be (but, historically, has not yet been) a complete separation
of state and economics, in the same way and for the same reasons as the
separation of state and church.
(In other words, we want transfats brought back so that Krispy Kreme donuts are as good as the used to be.)
Most people are familiar with the so-called seven deadly sins and the
so-called heavenly virtues. Laissez-faire glutton and objectivism or
Randian philosophy shows the folly of this belief.
LUST The killjoys define lust as an insatiable need for sex or
things of a pleasurable nature such as masturbation or viewing
pornography. If it wasn't for masturbation and pornography most of his
fat guys never have an orgasm. Lust is a good thing. Lust is better than love and don't let some mealy-mouthed bleeding heart tell you otherwise.
GLUTTONY is defined as eating to excess. There is no such thing
as eating to excess. If it takes 2000 cal to be satisfied or 20,000 calories
to be satisfied there is nothing wrong with either. Like greed gluttony
is good. Gluttony is the law of the jungle and the must gluttonous survive and pass on gluttonous DNA. Therefore it is out immutable moral obligation to to increase our insatiable gluttong for the next generation in order to perpetuate the species.
GREED Greed is defined by the haters as a need for material
possessions and wealth. If this need is not meant to greedy person will
go on to hoarding, theft, and obtaining material possessions by means of
trickery, violence, deception or manipulation. What is wrong with that?
That is exactly what our system of capitalism/gluttonism does. Do you
think Mitt Romney any other way? Glutton capitalists or glutton
gluttonists are making a killing by hoarding their wealth, and tricking
other greedy people out of any wealth they may have. This is the very
essence of Randian philosophy. This is social Darwinism at its finest!
ENVY is another much-maligned trait. Keeping up with the Joneses
and having more than the next guy is what made this country great. When
you go to the buffet and you see people piling their plates high you
should pile your plate even higher. The fact that buffets should be
unlimited goes to the morality of laissez-faire gluttony. We don't need
people like Mimi Roth and food cops telling us what we can or cannot
eat. Envy is a powerful and motivating force for more gluttony and
gluttony is good.
The so called Heavenly Virtues
Chastity
is one of the worst of the heavenly virtues. It's a good way to get
blue balls. Blue balls will make you very grumpy. How can that be a good
thing?
Temperance
means restraint, so in other words, for the glutton that means that eating
the entire box of candy is a bad thing. Temperance is a constant mindfulness of others
and one surrounding practicing self-control and abstention. AKA...GUILT! That is so
against anything Ayn Rand ever taught and it is so anti-obesity and
gluttony that it is extremely immoral.
Charity
is defined as benevolent giving. Let's see how this applies to major
what if fish are benevolent and did not really go after forage? We would
never have any big fish. Once again Ayn Rand is right. Anything that is
anti-glutton is immoral. Once again this proves that gluttony is good.
Diligence
is defined as a form of zeal describes it careful nature in one's
actions ethics and steadfastness. That to me sounds like some sort of
obsessive-compulsive disorder. Diligence is the opposite of sloth and
sloth is chilling out everybody needs to chill and eat at same time. Avoid zealots!
Patience is
rather self-explanatory but help patient you going to be when you're
waiting for your meal with restaurants busy. They go to sit there like a
lamb or are you going to act with the tape that you are in demand the
full service that you paid for. If diners were not demanding and
aggressive about their food coming in on time restaurants would be slow
and do far less business with should be bad for the economy. It's the
aggressive and pushy fish they gets the food.
Humility
is the opposite of pride as we all know pride is a good thing. I am
proud of my farts, my appetite, my gluttony and the fact that I wear a
XXXXLarge shirt. The haters will tell you that humility is not thinking
less of yourself but thinking of yourself less often. If you think of
yourself less often than you are thinking of yourself less and therefore
thinking less of yourself… Sheesh! The whole point of fat acceptance is
to promote fat pride. BBWs and SSBBW's are the most prideful beings on
the planet. Unfortunately many fat man fall short in this area just as
many of us fall short in our penis length.
There
is one more heavenly virtue but I'm too lazy to write about and I
consider that lack of diligence and that employment of my sloth to be a
good example of laissez-faire gluttonism. Given the fact that 75% of
Americans are fat or obese only goes to show that Americans are
embracing greed, gluttony, pride, sloth, wrath, envy and lust.
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Let's
use this as inspiration for bringing our obesity and gluttony to the
next level ie unbridled food lust. So we will return to the Latin so that the meaning of these
words will be clear.
Praepropere – eating too soon (JUST DO IT!)
Laute – eating too expensively (JUST DO IT IF SOMEONE ELSE IS PAYING)
Nimis – eating too much (ALWAYS EAT TOO MUCH!)
Ardenter – eating too eagerly (TRY NOT EATING EAGERLY AT THE CHEF'S. HIS FOOD CAN MAKE A ANOREXIC DROOL)
Studiose – eating too daintily
(Fat girls do that on the first date.)
Forente – eating wildly (EAT LIKE A BEAST!)
Any questions?
Even though the following graphic contains fat shaming pejoratives the numbers don't lie. Those of us in the man friendly fat acceptance see the glass half-full and when we are given lemons we make lemon
