Fat Girls Demand FOOD Rights

This does my clogged heart good! We gluttons have rights goddamn it!! This portly hero fights for the right to have his food served in a timely manner.

Fat girls often become enraged when McDonalds runs out of Chicken McNuggets.

Notice in this video it's a fat man who tries to restore order.

Too Fat To Fuck?

Let's face it when you get as fat as I am some women are simply to fat to fuck. It may be politically incorrect to say it but a lot of fat girls are too fat to fuck.

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The Dangers of Statin Drugs and The Greedy Doctors Who Prescribe Them

Once again the criminal medical industry maims fat folks. Even if you don't have high cholesterol the medical industry thugs will put you on statin drugs. Like most prescription poisons statin drugs do more have than good. Greedy doctors just don't care about anyone.

While the over prescribing of statin drugs to fat people is the issue here. Normal sized people are not exempt from deadly pharmaceutical poisons either.

If your doctor want to put you on a statin drug don't let him until you have had the proper lab work done and if conservative safe and natural methods have failed like fish oils and eating less fried food... no fuck that fried food is delicious.

Me Chugging Moutain Dew

Real Women Have Curves

The man hating shills in the NAAFA style FA movement claim that real women have curves and they say that fat women have curves.

This is big fat Joy Nash. Get a load of those curves.

Skinny anorexic and flat as a board Kelly Brooke

Not a curve in sight on this stick girl!

These pictures prove it. Fat girls are curvier than skinny girls like the emaciated one in the second photo.

Greedy Glutton and Hero to Fatlings Everywhere Sues White Castle: Seats TOO SMALL

Fat rights hero  Martin Kessman

Let's give Martin Kessman a resounding OINK! A mere pup at a svelte 290 pounds this strident oinker is standing up, well actually sitting down for fatlings everywhere by filing a lawsuit against the White Castle hamburger chain. Kessman is pissed because he loves White Castle sliders but he is too fat to fit in the booths and enjoy then so he has to send his wife to the hamburger chain to fetch him these tasty treats. Being a good fatling Kessman was not going to take this lying down. Being smart he figured if White Castle didn't have booths big enough to accommodate his big bulbous belly then they were violating the law! Way to go Martin!!

So impressed by Mr Kessman's heroic actions and fattitude NAFAM the New American Fat Acceptance Movement and NAAFA North American Association for Fat Asses has awarded Kessman the Golden Pig Award and NIFAM the New International Fat Acceptance Movement has given him the glutton of the week award.

The Prestigious Golden Pig!

Fellow fatlings; oink loud and oink proud for this brave boar!

Obese Mothers are Good for the Economy.

Obese Mothers are Good for the Economy!

                                                                        Growing Obesity Increases Perils of Childbearing

With Doctors and hospitals starving to make ends meet in this tough economy the more challenging pregnancies faced by fat women and their is a ray of sunshine to the starving medical industry. It's simple economics. When medical care is more complicated and more specialists need to be brought is on a case costs go up... WAY up and so do profits!

Here is an excerpt from an article that appeared  the NY Times  that explains the good news for our struggling health care industry. Click here to read the entire article.

As Americans have grown fatter over the last generation, inviting more heart disease, diabetes and premature deaths, all that extra weight has also become a burden in the maternity ward, where babies take their first breath of life.  

About one in five women are obese when they become pregnant, meaning they have a body mass index of at least 30, as would a 5-foot-5 woman weighing 180 pounds, according to researchers with the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. And medical evidence suggests that obesity might be contributing to record-high rates of Caesarean sections and leading to more birth defects and deaths for mothers and babies. 

Hospitals, especially in poor neighborhoods, have been forced to adjust. They are buying longer surgical instruments, more sophisticated fetal testing machines and bigger beds. They are holding sensitivity training for staff members and counseling women about losing weight, or even having bariatric surgery, before they become pregnant.

At Maimonides Medical Center in Brooklyn, where 38 percent of women giving birth are obese, Patricia Garcia had to be admitted after she had a stroke, part of a constellation of illnesses related to her weight, including diabetes and weak kidneys.

 Is it possible to be too fat? 

If you are an OBGYN the answer is a resounding NO! Here are the impressive numbers on C-sections alone that clearly show that the fatter a pregnant woman is the more revenue the health care industry can make.

Body Mass Index   vs   Percentage of Caesarian Births    

       20 - 25                    11%        

       25 - 30                    18%                

       30 - 35                   25%             

     35 - 40                     33%                  

     Over 40                   43%                     

Very obese women, or those with a B.M.I. of 35 or higher, are three to four times as likely to deliver their first baby by Caesarean section as first-time mothers of normal weight, according to a study by the Consortium on Safe Labor of the National Institutes of Health

There you have it fellow fatlings; another example of how obesity is good for the economy. I, Fat Bastard only wish that fat haters Mrs Obama and Ms Roth would see that. AND once again, GLUTTONY IS GOOD!

 

 

Since the publication of this article some clever bloaks in England, the second fattest country in the world, wrote a song in honor of me, Fat Bastard. I'm not surprised because according Google Analytics 25% of our traffic comes from the UK.