Thursday, September 24, 2015

For Those Who Say Michelle Obama is a Man

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A lot of treasonous Obama hating slime have been spreading rumors for years that first lady Michelle Obama is a man. Who looks more manly, Michelle Obama or Cindy Carson?


This is Ben the bribe taker Carson's wife Cindy.

This is Al Roker. Imagine him with a wig. Just sayin....

Let's make some comparisons between Michelle Obama and Cindy Carson. First the first lady.


Notice the womanly hair line and real hair. Notice the slender neck and her womanly face.



Notice the manly hairline, manly jaw, manly neck, manly hands and manly shoulders. "Her" hands are bigger than Ben's hands!

Is Cindy Carson really a man? No she's not a man and neither is Mrs Obama. I did this to give the slime on the right a little taste of their own medicine. I hope this pisses you filthy inbred White trash bastards off so much that your blood pressure spikes and you have a stroke.

Like you Obama haters Cindy Carson is fucking OBESE and like your fat wives and mothers she probably has swamp crotch. Apparently Doctor Ben Carson has no clue about how to cure obesity/gluttony.  Is this why Ben Carson is talking so much about gays? Ben Carson says that prison turns men gay so following his warped logic his manly wife has turned him gay. I bet she wears a strap-on and pegs the shit out of him. 



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MORE PROOF THAT BEN CARSON IS GAY!

Ben Carson: Being Gay Is 'Absolutely' A Choice


When a Republican says that homosexuality is a choice it is because they have a strong attraction to members of the same sex. Most of my readers are straight and that is because most people are straight. They can tell you that they have no attraction to people of their sex. Those feelings are foreign to straight people. We simply do not have them. Like wise homosexuals are attracted to people of their sex and gender and feelings for members of the opposite sex are as foreign to them as they are to you and me, Fat Bastardo.  Maybe been Carson is bisexual but I doubt it. He wants a man. That is clear but because he's a liar and a hypocrite as well as being a false Christian he chose a manly woman who may actually be a man and a very macho man at that.

The Truth About Doctors



Most people think it and more and more people are saying it... DOCTORS SUCK. Doctors will make all sorts of excuses for why they suck and they will try to explain away and shift the blame for their suckiness but the buck stops with them. They helped cause the health care industry to suck and they need to get off their greedy arrogant asses and fix it. If they can't or if they won't then we need to shit in their lying mouths.


This is based on reported salaries. American MDs especially orthopedic and neurosurgeons like that cocksucker Ben Carson make a fortune every year in kickbacks, bribes and theft. Civilized countries have rules about kickbacks for MDs, In spite of the fact that American MD are the highest paid in the world and in spite of the fact Americans pay 3 times the world average for health care American health care is rated 37th for quality by the World Health Organization.

Doctors are more deadly than guns, cancer, terrorists, automobile accidents and heart disease.


The above estimate is probably low. Medical errors, drug induced death, death from medical devices and death from health care acquired infections are under reported.


Americans Hate Their Doctors and For Good Reasons

Go to Google or Bing and type in the words "doctors are". Then type in "doctors are" and place a letter after and  watch the suggestions google gives you.

Study: US Healthcare Costs Are So High Because Doctor Fees Are So High

American MDs are not only uncaring bastards, they are greedy uncaring bastards. If some doctors starts whining about medical malpractice insurance premiums tell him to go fuck himself. On average malpractice premiums is about 1% of their revenue. That is cheap compared to what truckers or contractors pay.

I Like the Pope. It's His God I Hate

Pope Francis is a nice guy but apparently he has never read the Bible because God is a douche bag.  The Pope is anti abortion but his god is a filthy fucking bastard. God is a killing machine and fetuses are no exception. God is always in a bad mood and his killing sprees are his answer to everything. 


What the Bible says about Abortion

Abortion is not murder. A fetus is not considered a human life.

If men strive, and hurt a woman with child, so that her fruit depart from her, and yet no mischief follow: he shall be surely punished, according as the woman's husband will lay upon him; and he shall pay as the judges determine. And if any mischief follow, then thou shalt give life for life. --Exodus 21:22-23

The Bible places no value on fetuses or infants less than one month old.

And if it be from a month old even unto five years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male five shekels of silver, and for the female thy estimation shall be three shekels of silver. -- Leviticus 27:6

Fetuses and infants less than one month old are not considered persons.

Number the children of Levi after the house of their fathers, by their families: every male from a month old and upward shalt thou number them. And Moses numbered them according to the word of the LORD. -- Numbers 3:15-16

God sometimes approves of killing fetuses.

And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive? ... Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. -- Numbers 31:15-17
(Some of the non-virgin women must have been pregnant. They would have been killed along with their unborn fetuses.)
Give them, O LORD: what wilt thou give? give them a miscarrying womb and dry breasts. -- Hosea 9:14
Yea, though they bring forth, yet will I slay even the beloved fruit of their womb. -- Hosea 9:16
Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up. -- Hosea 13:16

God sometimes kills newborn babies to punish their parents.

Because by this deed thou hast given great occasion to the enemies of the LORD to blaspheme, the child also that is born unto thee shall surely die. -- 2 Samuel 12:14

God sometimes causes abortions by cursing unfaithful wives.

The priest shall say unto the woman, The LORD make thee a curse and an oath among thy people, when the LORD doth make thy thigh to rot, and thy belly to swell. And this water that causeth the curse shall go into thy bowels, to make thy belly to swell, and thy thigh to rot: And the woman shall say, Amen, amen. ...
And when he hath made her to drink the water, then it shall come to pass, that, if she be defiled, and have done trespass against her husband, that the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter, and her belly shall swell, and her thigh shall rot: and the woman shall be a curse among her people. And if the woman be not defiled, but be clean; then she shall be free, and shall conceive seed. -- Numbers 5:21-21, 27-28

God's law sometimes requires the execution (by burning to death) of pregnant women.

Tamar thy daughter in law hath played the harlot; and also, behold, she is with child by whoredom. And Judah said, Bring her forth, and let her be burnt. -- Genesis 38:24

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Crazy Fat Girl Attacks, Heroic Fat Man Saves the Day




Fat girls are fucking insane and while you may be thinking that all chicks are nuts fat girls are by far the most bat shit crazy, Lucky for everyone involved that there was a fat man there to save the day. Walmart should be giving this man free food for life because he stopped this dangerous and berserk raging snorlax from doing 100'd of thousands of dollars worth of damage. Maybe he could have lured her out of the store with a bag of Doritos but hindsight is 20/20. I think he did the right thing.

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Tuesday, September 22, 2015

More Ugly Feminist Hate

Some of the most depraved people on the planet are feminists. Not only are they depraved but they are stupid. They would make splendid Republicans.

Feminists hate: Real women, Attractive women, Successful women. Mothers. All real men. Mostly they hate themselves. No other hate group is as hateful or as hypocritical as the feminists, Dear God, since it is impossible to reason with these crazy cunts would you please consider giving them uterine, cervical, ovarian and breast cancer. Either that or turn their clits into dicks. Maybe that will make them sane.

Monday, September 21, 2015

Dishonest Campaign Ads and the FCC



The Criminal Billionaire Class and their PACs will be spending billions on dishonest campaign advertising. It is up to broadcasters to determine the truthfulness of any advertisement that they run. This is not a suggestion this is and FCC rule. Unfortunately the greedy corporate whores in the the broadcast industry care a whole lot more about money than the truth or the rule of law so they knowingly run political advertising that they know are lies and then that forces the candidates who were victims of the dishonest ads to buy advertising to rebut the lies.

When you hear a dishonest TV or radio ad and you will hear many, file complaints with the FCC. The more people who file complaints on a specific broadcaster the the more likely it is that the FCC, will fine, or revoke the licence of the offending station. This is the only legal way I know of to stop the lying.

Complaints About Broadcast Advertising

The FCC receives numerous complaints from consumers about broadcast advertising. These complaints concern a wide variety of issues, including:
  • the nature of the products being advertised
  • the timing of certain ads
  • commercials believed to be indecent or in poor taste
  • false and misleading advertisements

Are there laws that limit material stations can broadcast?

Stations are restricted from broadcasting material that promotes certain lotteries, advertises cigarettes, little cigars or smokeless tobacco products, or perpetuates a fraud. Additionally, federal laws prohibit or limit obscene, indecent or profane language. Some advertisements may also violate rules established by other government agencies, such as the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) or the Federal Trade Commission (FTC).
Obscene broadcasts are prohibited at all times, while indecent or profane broadcasts are prohibited during certain hours. Violators are subject to sanctions that include civil penalties, criminal fines, license revocation and/or imprisonment of not more than two years. For more information, see our guide on Obscene, Indecent and Profane Broadcasts.

What if I think a specific ad is false or misleading?

Broadcasters are responsible for selecting the broadcast material that airs on their stations, including advertisements. The FCC expects broadcasters to be responsible to the community they serve and act with reasonable care to ensure that advertisements aired on their stations are not false or misleading.
The FTC has primary responsibility for determining whether specific advertising is false or misleading, and for taking action against the sponsors of such material. You can file a complaint with the FTC, or call toll-free 1-877-FTC-HELP (1-877-382-4357).

Filing a complaint

If you have a complaint about an advertisement that you consider offensive, you have multiple options for filing a complaint with the FCC:
  • File a complaint online
  • By phone: 1-888-CALL-FCC (1-888-225-5322); TTY: 1-888-TELL-FCC (1-888-835-5322)
  • By mail (please include include your name, address, contact information and as much detail about your complaint as possible):
Federal Communications Commission
Consumer and Governmental Affairs Bureau
Consumer Inquiries and Complaints Division
445 12th Street, S.W.
Washington, DC 20554

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Sunday, September 20, 2015