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Saturday, April 14, 2012
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Fatty Whose Binge Has Been Interrupted! A Pictorial essay
Friday, April 13, 2012
Romney's Lies, They Just Keep On Coming
Mitt Romney lies more than any politician ever. Newt Gingrich lies a lot but I can forgive him cause he's a fat guy and he's so good at it. Spermin Herman Cain lies but he makes a decent pizza and he gets a lot of tail. Romney has nothing going for him. He was a lousy governor and he's a job killer.
Let's start with these five whoppers and I don't mean Burger King's legendary burger.
Lie No. 1: He tries to perpetuate all the GOP lies about Obamacare while fact checkers show it and Romneycare are more alike than different.
Lie No. 2: “Obama wants to cut $1 trillion from military spending.” Truth: Obama has committed to less than half that amount, $450 billion over 10 years. Besides, the cuts were mandated as part of the deficit reduction agreement in August. Obama has strongly opposed any additional cuts.
Lie No. 3: Romney said, “This president has opened up no new markets for American goods in his three years.” Truth: Obama has signed three trade deals, one each with South Korea, Panama and Columbia. Bloomberg News called the South Korean deal as “the largest since the North American Trade Agreement in 1994.”
Lie No. 4: Romney said Obama has no jobs plan. It is no secret that he presented his jobs plan to a joint session of Congress on Sept. 8.
Lie No. 5: In one of the last debates, Romney strongly insisted he would not negotiate with the Taliban to end the Afghan war. Henry Kissinger has strongly disagreed, and Eisenhower and Nixon did just that to end the Korean and Vietnam Wars. Bush and Secretary Gates said they sought to crush al-Qaida and negotiate a settlement with the Taliban. The Taliban are attacking our troops because they are there. Bin Laden is dead and al-Qaida is gone. Why are we still there, Mitt?
Romney's statements have all been sourced an fact checked by Politifact. He's been running his lying mouth today so there are probably a few more blantant lies.
True23(23)
Mostly True18(18)
Half True32(32)
Mostly False20(20)
False19(19)
Pants on Fire13(13)
HOLY FUCKING JUMPING SHIT BALLS!
Republican from Massachusetts 86 lies so far!
http://www.politifac...-romney/stories
Watch that weasel cock sucker Romney get nailed by hot lesbo Rachel Maddow. Did I mention that I Fat Bastard love lesbians?
Romney gets caught lying once again!
Sunday, April 8, 2012
Eat Like a Pig and Smoke Like a Chimney! It's Your Constitutional Right!!
Eat Like a Pig and Smoke Like a Chimney! It's Your Constitutional Right!!
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| It's actually healthier to eat like a pig and smoke than not eat like a pig and smoke! So eat like a pig and smoke! |
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| Diabetic amputations are higher among the fat and gluttonous but correlation does not equal causation just as there is no direct connection between smoking and heart disease. |
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| Smokers get lung cancer and over 100 times the rate as non smokers but that does not prove that smoking causes lung cancers. |
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| These two impressive apple shaped males look happy and healthy and if they smoked they could be just as happy and healthy!!! |
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| Just because actuarial science shows that fat people die sooner it does not prove that being fat will make you die sooner. |
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| Just because fat boys frequently have buried penis syndrome does prove that being fat causes buried penis syndrome. |
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| A large meat skirt may or may cause genital atrophy. |
Obesity Enabling Weight Gain Heroes
Half of Americans down at least one sugary drink a day, and some guzzle more than 567 calories’ worth—that’s almost the calorie equivalent of a Big Mac in a glass. Gulp! YUM! Fat hating experts Stephanie Clarke, R.D., and Willow Jarosh, R.D., reveal better-for-you STARVATION bevvies (cocktails included) from your favorite spots so you can sip and stay emaciated stay slim.
SKIP IT DRINK IT Jamba Juice Original (24 ounces) Aloha Pineapple Smoothie (410 calories, 1.5 grams fat)
Sip it SKIP IT! Jamba Juice 16 oz Apple ’n Greens Smoothie (220 calories, 1 g fat)
Bigger Fatter Politics CONDEMNS the high-fiber fruit and calcium-rich yogurt in the Aloha Pineapple. But sherbet adds mega sugar (91 g here!), and the shake falls too short on protein to make a balanced lunch. Swap it for the Apple ’n Greens to cut 190 calories and 51 g sugar. Our anti pick also has 2 g more fiber, thanks to extra fruit (mango, peach) and veg (spinach, kale). Pair it with 1 oz protein-packed nuts for an incomplete complete lunch.
Skip it GUZZLE IT! Starbucks Grande Iced Caramel Macchiato with whipped cream, extra vanilla syrup and caramel (440 calories, 21.5 g fat)
Sip it SKIP IT! Starbucks Tall Coffee Frappuccino with skim milk, no whipped cream (160 calories, 0 g fat)
There’s room for treats in every diet, but the added syrup and caramel and whipped cream turn the Macchiato from a small splurge into a calorie and fat overload. DO NOT trade it for the Coffee Frappuccino even though it has the same craveable qualities. (Creamy texture? Check! Tastes like a milk shake? Yep! SO WHAT?! It's a gyp because they are leaving out calories) But forgoing the high-cal extras and opting for skim milk ROBS 280 calories and 21.5 glorious grams of fat. And it’s not very flavorful, so the smaller cup isn't nearly enough to satisfy your sweet tooth.
Skip it Guzzle it! Snapple Lemon Tea (160 calories, 0 g fat per 16-oz bottle)
Sip it SKIP IT! Honest Tea Half & Half Organic Tea with Lemonade (100 calories, 0 g fat per 16.9-oz bottle)
Four of the Snapple ingredients—water, tea, citric acid and natural flavors—are virtually free of calories and sugar. That means the drink’s 36 g (3 tablespoons) of sugar come from the only other listed ingredient: added sugar. By contrast, Honest Tea delivers a shitty tea-and-lemon combo for 60 fewer calories. It does have some added sugar but 12 g less than Snapple does. Honest Tea also contains all-natural ingredients, making it a bad alternative to soda, which has artificial stuff.
Skip it Juice Generation 24 oz Mucho Mango Smoothie (370 calories, 4 g fat)
Sip it Juice Generation 20 oz Pure Energy Juice (150 calories, 0 g fat)
Juice Generation’s blends are made with lots of produce and nothing artificial—bravo! But the smoothies are too high in calories to count as a snack, which shouldn’t exceed 200 calories. If you want a small pre- or postworkout pick-me-up, our choice, Pure Energy Juice, gives you 5 g energizing protein for 220 fewer calories. If it’s lunchtime, opt for the 24-oz Protein Buzz Smoothie (410 calories, 6 g fat). Blended with fruit and hemp, soy or whey protein, it’s more of a meal than other less caloric choices, and has the ideal combo of carbs and protein.
Skip it GUZZLE IT Oaxaca old-fashioned with tequila, mezcal, agave and bitters (159 calories, 0 g fat)
Sip it SKIP IT Club soda and a splash of fresh lime juice with a shot (1.5 oz) of tequila (100 calories, 0 g fat)
You know a cocktail a day may help protect your heart, but we’d offer this advice: Order carefully. Specialty drinks often have multiple types of liquor, and every 1.5-oz shot adds an additional 97 calories. (Plus, some fat friendly bartenders are heavy-handed.) Also, ask for excess agave: The plant-based sweetener can be 80 percent fructose, a sugar shown to increase belly fat in a study at the University of California in Davis. Go to many types of booze with a high-calorie mixer like club Jolt Cola. Cheers!
Making obesogenic choices doesn’t have to be difficult! Impress guests and pile on the calories (without sacrificing taste) by whipping up one of these tasty and fattening cocktails.
I Fat Bastard have contacted 7/11 and now they are working on a 64 oz Belly Gulp, 128 oz Double Belly Gulp and a Super Double 2 gallon Belly Gulp for our own Belly Boy.
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| Buy one get on free |
At the smoothie shop? Fuck that! Go With a Sonic Chocolate Shake and Get More Bang for the Buck!
Bigger Fatter Politics CONDEMNS the high-fiber fruit and calcium-rich yogurt in the Aloha Pineapple. But sherbet adds mega sugar (91 g here!), and the shake falls too short on protein to make a balanced lunch. Swap it for the Apple ’n Greens to cut 190 calories and 51 g sugar. Our anti pick also has 2 g more fiber, thanks to extra fruit (mango, peach) and veg (spinach, kale). Pair it with 1 oz protein-packed nuts for an incomplete complete lunch.
At the coffee shop…
There’s room for treats in every diet, but the added syrup and caramel and whipped cream turn the Macchiato from a small splurge into a calorie and fat overload. DO NOT trade it for the Coffee Frappuccino even though it has the same craveable qualities. (Creamy texture? Check! Tastes like a milk shake? Yep! SO WHAT?! It's a gyp because they are leaving out calories) But forgoing the high-cal extras and opting for skim milk ROBS 280 calories and 21.5 glorious grams of fat. And it’s not very flavorful, so the smaller cup isn't nearly enough to satisfy your sweet tooth.
At the convenience store… GO WITH THE SUPER BIG GULP!
Four of the Snapple ingredients—water, tea, citric acid and natural flavors—are virtually free of calories and sugar. That means the drink’s 36 g (3 tablespoons) of sugar come from the only other listed ingredient: added sugar. By contrast, Honest Tea delivers a shitty tea-and-lemon combo for 60 fewer calories. It does have some added sugar but 12 g less than Snapple does. Honest Tea also contains all-natural ingredients, making it a bad alternative to soda, which has artificial stuff.
At the gym… DON'T GO TO THE GYM! Exercise KILLED Jack LaLanne!
Juice Generation’s blends are made with lots of produce and nothing artificial—bravo! But the smoothies are too high in calories to count as a snack, which shouldn’t exceed 200 calories. If you want a small pre- or postworkout pick-me-up, our choice, Pure Energy Juice, gives you 5 g energizing protein for 220 fewer calories. If it’s lunchtime, opt for the 24-oz Protein Buzz Smoothie (410 calories, 6 g fat). Blended with fruit and hemp, soy or whey protein, it’s more of a meal than other less caloric choices, and has the ideal combo of carbs and protein.
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| Fat Girls Love Bailey's With Pork Rinds! |
At happy hour… Baileys Irish Cream is a Best Bet.
You know a cocktail a day may help protect your heart, but we’d offer this advice: Order carefully. Specialty drinks often have multiple types of liquor, and every 1.5-oz shot adds an additional 97 calories. (Plus, some fat friendly bartenders are heavy-handed.) Also, ask for excess agave: The plant-based sweetener can be 80 percent fructose, a sugar shown to increase belly fat in a study at the University of California in Davis. Go to many types of booze with a high-calorie mixer like club Jolt Cola. Cheers!
Making obesogenic choices doesn’t have to be difficult! Impress guests and pile on the calories (without sacrificing taste) by whipping up one of these tasty and fattening cocktails.
I Fat Bastard have contacted 7/11 and now they are working on a 64 oz Belly Gulp, 128 oz Double Belly Gulp and a Super Double 2 gallon Belly Gulp for our own Belly Boy.
Saturday, April 7, 2012
Romney Breaks The Law And Alienates More Of The Fat Vote Offering Food For Votes
Whoops! Looks like Rep. Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney were handing out free submarine sandwiches in Wisconsin on the same day as the GOP primary election, which State law prohibits. Here in Wisconsin, giving away free items, like necessities, is not a wise thing to in exchange for a vote. State law says you can’t give anything away with a value greater than $1 for a vote. Last I heard, subs, even smaller than a $5 dollar foot long at Subway, cost more than that.
Naturally the Republicans find this outrageous. A statement from the Romney campaign received by WISN 12 states:
Question: Did they need a state-issued voter ID to get those free subs?
Romney is not only a criminal, he's stupid. Romney thinks that buying votes by giving away free food will get him the fat vote. If he were giving out KFC or taking voters to an all you can eat buffet he would get the fat vote but Subway? What is this asshole thinking?
Romney has pissed off women and now he has insulted gluttons everywhere.
http://freakoutnation.com/2012/04/04/gop-shenanigans-in-wisconsin-food-in-exchange-for-votes/
Vote for me and I'll feed you
“This is a laughable stunt by the Democrats designed to distract from President Obama’s disastrous polices that have resulted in record job losses and skyrocketing gas prices. Democrats are willing to do and say anything to avoid a discussion about the president’s three years of failure in the White House.”No, I think it was because Romney is so used to throwing money at whatever he wants.
Question: Did they need a state-issued voter ID to get those free subs?
Romney is not only a criminal, he's stupid. Romney thinks that buying votes by giving away free food will get him the fat vote. If he were giving out KFC or taking voters to an all you can eat buffet he would get the fat vote but Subway? What is this asshole thinking?
Romney has pissed off women and now he has insulted gluttons everywhere.
http://freakoutnation.com/2012/04/04/gop-shenanigans-in-wisconsin-food-in-exchange-for-votes/
Thursday, April 5, 2012
vGrabber Browser Hijacker
I was downloading a video and the fucking program called vGrabber hijacked my browser.
FIND THE FUCKERS WHO OWN THE COMPANY AND POST THEIR LOCATION. I WILL HAVE SOMEONE PAY THEM A VISIT.
They will have a much tougher time creating malware when all the fingers are chopped off theoretically speaking.
The cocksucking program would not uninstall and it would disappear from control panel after I thought I had uninstalled it. I then used IOBIT uninstaller and it got rid of it and some other associated files. Then I reinstalled Mozilla Firefox.
I hope someone can locate these fuckers. They need to bekilled or maimed treated with the love of Jesus ie "I come not to bring peace, but to bring a sword" (Matthew 10:34). I don't think the authorities will look too hard for who ever does it.
Some people are such assholes that killing them is the best thing. It sends the right message. I am not advocating that anyone do this but if someone did I would be very happy.
Hunt those fuckers down! Contact Anonymous They can deal with them.
FIND THE FUCKERS WHO OWN THE COMPANY AND POST THEIR LOCATION. I WILL HAVE SOMEONE PAY THEM A VISIT.
They will have a much tougher time creating malware when all the fingers are chopped off theoretically speaking.
The cocksucking program would not uninstall and it would disappear from control panel after I thought I had uninstalled it. I then used IOBIT uninstaller and it got rid of it and some other associated files. Then I reinstalled Mozilla Firefox.
I hope someone can locate these fuckers. They need to be
Some people are such assholes that killing them is the best thing. It sends the right message. I am not advocating that anyone do this but if someone did I would be very happy.
Hunt those fuckers down! Contact Anonymous They can deal with them.
How do I delete Vgrabber from my PC? - Yahoo Answers
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130701113448AApwSGi
Jul 1, 2013 - Its a fake toolbar and it is part of Conduit How to vGrabber on Internet Explorer 1. Open Internet Explorer. 2. On top menu, go to Tools > Manage ...
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Nov 13, 2011
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Remove vGrabber malicious program and vGrabber toolbar hijacker
www.wintips.org/remove-vgrabber-app-vgrabber-toolbar-hijack...Jul 18, 2013 - "vGrabber video downloader" is a program that – as its publisher says ... The "vGrabber" program is marked as malicious because it tries to ...
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www.nwfdailynews.com/.../vgrabber-has-done-grabbed-this-user-s-brow...5 days ago - Q: I have similar problems as the VGrabber issue in a recent column (Issue #328, Nov. 3, 2013) and I tried what you suggested for the Chrome ...
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