Maybe this time this fucking bastard will go down!
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
Bigger Fatter Earth
Humans are not the only ones getting heavier. The earth moon and the planets are also getting heavier! I am hoping that the world's fattest astronomer Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear has time to discuss this. Dr Bear is kinda like a fat Bill Nye the science guy in that he is an ambassador for free thinking, rational thought and science.
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| Dr Bear demonstrating his sun viewer! |
The Earth gets 100 tons heavier each day.
This
massive daily weight gain can be blamed on about 100 tons of meteoroids
(fragments of dust, gravel, and even big rocks) entering the Earth’s
atmosphere each day. If you stand under the stars for more than half an
hour on a clear night you’re more than likely to see a few of these
meteors.However even after centuries of watching these meteors majestically tear through the night sky and trying to make them grant our wishes, we still haven’t managed to figure out where exactly they all originate from.
Do they come from the asteroid belt? Are they created in a comet’s death throes? Are they random pieces of space junk? NASA is now attempting to answer these questions with a network of smart cameras scattered all across the United States. So far these cameras tell scientists the size of every single meteor in the night sky, track their orbits, calculate their trajectory through the atmosphere, and determine whether and if so where, they will hit Earth.
Hopefully, as the technology develops and as patterns are spotted, scientists will be able to pinpoint where all these meteors are coming from too.
Read more here!
Monday, September 9, 2013
Syria and God
The Pope is calling for prayers for peace. That's dumb because God caused it in the first place and God always thinks he's right.
God is licking his chops!
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?”
Syria: God is Cumming in His Pants
As usual there is more conflict, death and destruction going on in the Middle East. The common denominator in Middle East conflicts is almost always religion. I've no doubt that the vile and evil God of Abraham has his menacing hands in this latest carnage. Nothing seems to make that particular God happier than human suffering especially when the suffering humans are innocent victims of the ones killing in his name.
God must be thrilled with Islam. When it comes to getting his ass kissed Muslims are able to kiss his ass better than anyone but not only do they kiss his ass with great vigor they also satisfied his legendary blood lust.
Perhaps the rest of the world should arm the Middle East to the teeth with every conceivable weapon of mass destruction. Since God's bloodlust is insatiable he will continue to ramp up the death and destruction until there are no more people were left to fight and die. Maybe then God will be all fucked out and satisfied for a while.
God must be thrilled with Islam. When it comes to getting his ass kissed Muslims are able to kiss his ass better than anyone but not only do they kiss his ass with great vigor they also satisfied his legendary blood lust.
Perhaps the rest of the world should arm the Middle East to the teeth with every conceivable weapon of mass destruction. Since God's bloodlust is insatiable he will continue to ramp up the death and destruction until there are no more people were left to fight and die. Maybe then God will be all fucked out and satisfied for a while.
Sunday, September 8, 2013
De-Godding Your Money
It is unconstitutional for the government to endorse a deity. Are you "de Godding" your money?
Friday, September 6, 2013
Miami: In The Top Ten For The World's Most Dangerous City
It's no secret to Floridians that Miami Florida has long been a cesspool of crime and corruption. Unfortunately most Americans have no idea just how bad it has gotten. The moral ossification of Miami is frightening and shocking. Miami A Survivor's Tale author Frank Abrams esq brings a unique and insightful perspective regarding the unremitting decline of Miami.
Miami is ranked number four on the country's most dangerous cities list according to the Huffington Post.
UPDATE! Forbes Miami ranked number 3 on the list of the America's most dangerous cities
Thursday, September 5, 2013
Pope Francis Explains Why An Attack on Syria is Dumb and Wrong
Holy fucking jumping shit balls... THE POPE IS RIGHT! It's the Middle East DUHHHHH! They are Muslims... DUHHHH. No matter what side wins it is still going to suck.... DUHHHH! That has been the pattern there DUHHHH!
By Philip Pullella http://news.yahoo.com/military-solution-syria-futile-pope-tells-g20-133932802.html
VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - Pope Francis, in a letter to Russian President Vladimir Putin for the G20 summit, urged world leaders on Thursday to "lay aside the futile pursuit of a military solution" in Syria.
The United States and France are considering military action against Damascus in response to a chemical attack on August 21 that killed hundreds of people.
The Vatican released the letter as the Holy See briefed ambassadors about the pope's initiatives, including an unprecedented international day of prayer for peace in Syria which he has called for this Saturday.
The U.S. and French envoys were among some 70 envoys at Thursday's meeting with Archbishop Dominique Mamberti, the Vatican's foreign minister.
"It is regrettable that, from the very beginning of the conflict in Syria, one-sided interests have prevailed and in fact hindered the search for a solution that would have avoided the senseless massacre now unfolding," the pope said.
"To the (G20) leaders present, to each and every one, I make a heartfelt appeal for them to help find ways to overcome the conflicting positions and to lay aside the futile pursuit of a military solution."
He said the international community should instead press for "a peaceful solution through dialogue and negotiation".
G20 host Putin is trying to talk U.S. President Barack Obama out of air strikes to punish President Bashar al-Assad for the chemical weapons attack, which the West blames on the Syrian government. Assad's government denies it was responsible.
In the letter, Francis, the former Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina, asked the Russian president to pray for him.
Putin always attends major religious festivals of the Russian Orthodox Church and has deepened his ties with the Church in recent years as part of a conservative course he has taken as president to rally voters behind him following street protests by the opposition.
The Vatican has been pressing its message on Syria all week since the pope announced his peace initiative last Sunday.
The Holy See's deputy justice minister said the Syrian conflict had "all the ingredients" to spark a global conflict and the leader of the worldwide Jesuit order said a military intervention by the United States or France would be "an abuse of power".
Francis has called on the world's 1.2 billion Roman Catholics to join him on Saturday in a day of prayer and fasting to end the Syrian conflict. He has invited members of all faiths to join him around the world in whatever way they see fit.
He will lead a prayer service in St Peter's Square expected to draw tens of thousands of people. At about five hours, it will be one of the longest events ever at the Vatican.
(Additional reporting by Timothy Heritage in St Petersburg, editing by Barry Moody and Mark Trevelyan)
Military solution in Syria would be futile, Pope tells G20
By Philip Pullella http://news.yahoo.com/military-solution-syria-futile-pope-tells-g20-133932802.html
VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - Pope Francis, in a letter to Russian President Vladimir Putin for the G20 summit, urged world leaders on Thursday to "lay aside the futile pursuit of a military solution" in Syria.
The United States and France are considering military action against Damascus in response to a chemical attack on August 21 that killed hundreds of people.
The Vatican released the letter as the Holy See briefed ambassadors about the pope's initiatives, including an unprecedented international day of prayer for peace in Syria which he has called for this Saturday.
The U.S. and French envoys were among some 70 envoys at Thursday's meeting with Archbishop Dominique Mamberti, the Vatican's foreign minister.
"It is regrettable that, from the very beginning of the conflict in Syria, one-sided interests have prevailed and in fact hindered the search for a solution that would have avoided the senseless massacre now unfolding," the pope said.
"To the (G20) leaders present, to each and every one, I make a heartfelt appeal for them to help find ways to overcome the conflicting positions and to lay aside the futile pursuit of a military solution."
He said the international community should instead press for "a peaceful solution through dialogue and negotiation".
G20 host Putin is trying to talk U.S. President Barack Obama out of air strikes to punish President Bashar al-Assad for the chemical weapons attack, which the West blames on the Syrian government. Assad's government denies it was responsible.
In the letter, Francis, the former Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina, asked the Russian president to pray for him.
Putin always attends major religious festivals of the Russian Orthodox Church and has deepened his ties with the Church in recent years as part of a conservative course he has taken as president to rally voters behind him following street protests by the opposition.
The Vatican has been pressing its message on Syria all week since the pope announced his peace initiative last Sunday.
The Holy See's deputy justice minister said the Syrian conflict had "all the ingredients" to spark a global conflict and the leader of the worldwide Jesuit order said a military intervention by the United States or France would be "an abuse of power".
Francis has called on the world's 1.2 billion Roman Catholics to join him on Saturday in a day of prayer and fasting to end the Syrian conflict. He has invited members of all faiths to join him around the world in whatever way they see fit.
He will lead a prayer service in St Peter's Square expected to draw tens of thousands of people. At about five hours, it will be one of the longest events ever at the Vatican.
(Additional reporting by Timothy Heritage in St Petersburg, editing by Barry Moody and Mark Trevelyan)
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