Yo Mama So Fat

Yo mama so fat she got an ocean side house and said her pool was to small.

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Yo mama so fat she gave Dracula diabetes.

Yo mamas so fat, she went to Syria and farted.... and Barack Obama almost bombed the country for having weapons of mass destruction.

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Yo Mamma's So Fat, When God Said Let There Be Light, He Asked Her To Move Out Of The Way.

  Yo momma so fat, she curves space and time.

Syria: God is Cumming in His Pants

As usual there is more conflict, death and destruction going on in the Middle East. The common denominator in Middle East conflicts is almost always religion. I've no doubt that the vile and evil God of Abraham has his menacing hands in this latest carnage. Nothing seems to make that particular God happier than human suffering  especially when the suffering humans are innocent victims of the ones killing in his name.

God must be thrilled with Islam. When it comes to getting his ass kissed Muslims are able to kiss his ass better than anyone but not only do they kiss his ass with great vigor they also satisfied his legendary blood lust.

Perhaps the rest of the world should arm the Middle East to the teeth with every conceivable weapon of mass destruction. Since God's bloodlust is insatiable he will continue to ramp up the death and destruction until there are no more people were left to fight and die. Maybe then God will be all fucked out and satisfied for a while.