Yo Mama So Fat

Yo mama so fat she got an ocean side house and said her pool was to small.

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Yo mama so fat she gave Dracula diabetes.

Yo mamas so fat, she went to Syria and farted.... and Barack Obama almost bombed the country for having weapons of mass destruction.

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Yo Mamma's So Fat, When God Said Let There Be Light, He Asked Her To Move Out Of The Way.

  Yo momma so fat, she curves space and time.