Saturday, September 14, 2013
Thursday, September 12, 2013
Obituary About a Bad Mother
This is going viral. I, Fat Bastardo, have been trying to find a picture of this monstrous whore. I am guessing that she's fat because it is a known fact that fat women are bad mothers. I don't know if this old whore was fat but I am glad she's dead and if there is an afterlife I hope she sees justice. Then again her mental illness was caused by God. Either way it couldn't hurt pissing on her grave. Rest in Piss BITCH!
“Marianne Theresa Johnson-Reddick born Jan 4, 1935 and died alone on Aug. 30, 2013. She is survived by her 6 of 8 children whom she spent her lifetime torturing in every way possible. While she neglected and abused her small children, she refused to allow anyone else to care or show compassion towards them. When they became adults she stalked and tortured anyone they dared to love. Everyone she met, adult or child was tortured by her cruelty and exposure to violence, criminal activity, vulgarity, and hatred of the gentle or kind human spirit.
On behalf of her children whom she so abrasively exposed to her evil and violent life, we celebrate her passing from this earth and hope she lives in the after-life reliving each gesture of violence, cruelty, and shame that she delivered on her children. Her surviving children will now live the rest of their lives with the peace of knowing their nightmare finally has some form of closure.
Most of us have found peace in helping those who have been exposed to child abuse and hope this message of her final passing can revive our message that abusing children is unforgiveable, shameless, and should not be tolerated in a “humane society”. Our greatest wish now, is to stimulate a national movement that mandates a purposeful and dedicated war against child abuse in the United States of America.”
“Marianne Theresa Johnson-Reddick born Jan 4, 1935 and died alone on Aug. 30, 2013. She is survived by her 6 of 8 children whom she spent her lifetime torturing in every way possible. While she neglected and abused her small children, she refused to allow anyone else to care or show compassion towards them. When they became adults she stalked and tortured anyone they dared to love. Everyone she met, adult or child was tortured by her cruelty and exposure to violence, criminal activity, vulgarity, and hatred of the gentle or kind human spirit.
On behalf of her children whom she so abrasively exposed to her evil and violent life, we celebrate her passing from this earth and hope she lives in the after-life reliving each gesture of violence, cruelty, and shame that she delivered on her children. Her surviving children will now live the rest of their lives with the peace of knowing their nightmare finally has some form of closure.
Most of us have found peace in helping those who have been exposed to child abuse and hope this message of her final passing can revive our message that abusing children is unforgiveable, shameless, and should not be tolerated in a “humane society”. Our greatest wish now, is to stimulate a national movement that mandates a purposeful and dedicated war against child abuse in the United States of America.”
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
Bigger Fatter Earth
Humans are not the only ones getting heavier. The earth moon and the planets are also getting heavier! I am hoping that the world's fattest astronomer Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear has time to discuss this. Dr Bear is kinda like a fat Bill Nye the science guy in that he is an ambassador for free thinking, rational thought and science.
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| Dr Bear demonstrating his sun viewer! |
The Earth gets 100 tons heavier each day.
This
massive daily weight gain can be blamed on about 100 tons of meteoroids
(fragments of dust, gravel, and even big rocks) entering the Earth’s
atmosphere each day. If you stand under the stars for more than half an
hour on a clear night you’re more than likely to see a few of these
meteors.However even after centuries of watching these meteors majestically tear through the night sky and trying to make them grant our wishes, we still haven’t managed to figure out where exactly they all originate from.
Do they come from the asteroid belt? Are they created in a comet’s death throes? Are they random pieces of space junk? NASA is now attempting to answer these questions with a network of smart cameras scattered all across the United States. So far these cameras tell scientists the size of every single meteor in the night sky, track their orbits, calculate their trajectory through the atmosphere, and determine whether and if so where, they will hit Earth.
Hopefully, as the technology develops and as patterns are spotted, scientists will be able to pinpoint where all these meteors are coming from too.
Read more here!
Monday, September 9, 2013
Syria and God
The Pope is calling for prayers for peace. That's dumb because God caused it in the first place and God always thinks he's right.
God is licking his chops!
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?”
Syria: God is Cumming in His Pants
As usual there is more conflict, death and destruction going on in the Middle East. The common denominator in Middle East conflicts is almost always religion. I've no doubt that the vile and evil God of Abraham has his menacing hands in this latest carnage. Nothing seems to make that particular God happier than human suffering especially when the suffering humans are innocent victims of the ones killing in his name.
God must be thrilled with Islam. When it comes to getting his ass kissed Muslims are able to kiss his ass better than anyone but not only do they kiss his ass with great vigor they also satisfied his legendary blood lust.
Perhaps the rest of the world should arm the Middle East to the teeth with every conceivable weapon of mass destruction. Since God's bloodlust is insatiable he will continue to ramp up the death and destruction until there are no more people were left to fight and die. Maybe then God will be all fucked out and satisfied for a while.
God must be thrilled with Islam. When it comes to getting his ass kissed Muslims are able to kiss his ass better than anyone but not only do they kiss his ass with great vigor they also satisfied his legendary blood lust.
Perhaps the rest of the world should arm the Middle East to the teeth with every conceivable weapon of mass destruction. Since God's bloodlust is insatiable he will continue to ramp up the death and destruction until there are no more people were left to fight and die. Maybe then God will be all fucked out and satisfied for a while.
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