Golden Uterus Syndrome

It goes without saying; fat girls are sluts and most men like sluts but not all sluts are created equal. Many fat girl sluts are sly manipulators and add to that the fact desperation turns fat girls into sluts they can become doubly dangerous. Fat girls are far more likely to get knocked up and they are also far more likely to had an STD. Before you go spelunking into the treacherous yeast cave of a fat girl PUT A HELMET ON THAT SOLDIER!

Put a helmet on that soldier stick boy!

Fat girls love being mommas for many reasons. First off they absolutely love the attention. They get treated as though spreading their legs and catching the worm is like finding the cure for cancer. Fat girls love the adoration. They love the many trips to the OBGYN for their obesity related high risk pregnancies. They like all the free stuff like WIC, baby showers, welfare, free rent, and child support and all they had to do was lay on their backs and spread their legs. Many fat girls are too fat to pork doggie style and cowgirl position can cause serious injury and possible death.

HELP! HELP!! SOMEBODY CALL 911!!!

If you get a fat girl knocked up she's going to own your ass. She will drag your sorry ass into family court and get hit you up for child support and you will be paying for years and the kid may not even be yours. Fat girls are sluts.

I hear you all now saying, "But Fat Bastardo, not all bitches with golden uterus are fat and not all sluts are fat." This is true and not all fat girls are sluts but most of them are. They are all most certainly food sluts. Skinny girls can be sluts but are they the type of slut that will get knocked up in order to trap a guy? Probably not. Skinny women want to find a nice guy who will respect them and not just act as a sperm donor. This is why I, Fat Bastardo, encourage skinny women to consider a fat man for a mate. Jack Sprat can have the fat girl and Fat Jack can have the hot skinny woman. Fat men are more faithful and if the skinny wife bangs other guys a fat man won't really care but skinny chicks are far less likely to even think about straying. Skinny chick have low self-esteem while fat girls low standards. Fat girls figure that skinny guys can really throw the dick and while this may be true skinny women know that the thicker the hide the better the ride.

In this image the skinny wife has just finished her stint on the treadmill and is now going to the kitchen to get her tubby hubby some real candy crush.

Happy Easter From Bigger Fatter Politics

HAPPY EASTER

Let the gluttony begin! 

This is Thin Privilege This is Fat Privilege

Thin privilege means having thighs that don't chafe 

Being able to fit into a chair or booth.

Thin privilege is less trips to the doctor

Not having to use a butt wand...

This is Fat Privilege

Fat privilege means you get your money's worth at an all you can eat buffet!

Fat privilege means free diabetes supplies! OINK!

Fat privilege means a free fatty scooter

Fat privilege means free CPAP supplies

A lot of silly fat girls are whining about something they call "thin privilege".  If anyone has a weight privilege it is us fatties. We fatties are smart and we know what side of out bread is buttered. We have it better than the thinlings and that is why 75% of Americans are fat!

Yes, we obese, overweight and fat people are privileged in that we made a series of choices that made us the way we are. Rotund, large, flabby and carrying abundant adipose energy on one frame. Now, this isn’t to create a false dichotomy and that skinny is any better… how about simply being a healthy weight and body composition for a change? No way! Gluttony is good!

We have fat privilege: the privilege of being overweight on your diet of tasty foods and candy cane Oreos thanks to charitiable farm subsidies and shrewd corporate business deals. You think we are fat because we decided to? It’s more like we are just celebrating the fact that these companies took advantage of your untamed base impulses. Obesity and gluttony are choices.. GOOD choices! Gluttony is good!

This is just one more example of angry fat girls making fat people look stupid. The fatosphere is about 20,000 angry fat girls. We real fatties are 300 MILLION! 

Bill Gates Is Fat Friendly

There you have it folks... Bill Gate is fat friendly! That is why Bill Gates has a net worth that's 2nd in the world.

Kent Hovind's Twin

Kent Hovind is a young Earth creationist Christian, a liar and a criminal. Kent has an identical twin. Here here they are together.

Kent Hovind

Turd Hovind

Kent has so inspired me that I am naming my turds Hovinds. Excuse me while I shit out a Hovind.

Sequential Moon Rise and Eclipse

Cartoon Caricature of Dr Bear

It was too cloudy to see the eclipse so like many Americans I, Fat Bastardo had to see it online after the fact. Our science consultant Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear may have time to comment on the lunar event. Hopefully he will be reporting on it on his YouTube channel and blogs.

Last night and early this morning Dr Bear was studying the total lunar eclipse and he was up very late doing his observation and calculations and at this point he is busy compiling data and preparing his report. Dr Bear is working tirelessly so that he can bring his important work to his readers.

Click here to see a lunar eclipse slide show.

The Belly God vs Bible God

 

Benevolent Belly God vs Brutal Bible God 

Compared to every other god, the god of Abraham is the most evil. Even many thinlings hate Jehovah/Allah aka Allahovah. The following video shows in his own words what a vile and evil god Allahovah is.

Eve who was framed and Adam got kicked out of heaven simply for eating a measly apple but Belly God would have served all the apple pie ala mode you could eat and gourmet coffee. That wasn't the worst of it. That Bastardly Bible God kicked Adam and Eve out of paradise and he has made us suffer disease and starvation ever since for the "sin" of two mind slaves getting enlightened by a talking snake. The apple came from the tree of knowledge. Science means knowledge. Conscience means with knowledge. God so hated the world that he brought death and misery to every animal simply because two people decided not to be ignorant. What are you afraid of Bible God?

God's ass kissers prefer ignorance to knowledge. That is why they hate truth and discovery.  

Thanks God! 

Denying everyone paradise because somebody ate one apple was nothing Belly God would do. Bible God tosses Adam and Eve out and then when the population increased somebody rubbed Bible God the wrong way and he killed nearly every living thing on Earth with a flood. What a fucking dickhead!

BUT he didn't stop there! Because Noah's son Ham saw Noah drunk and naked he curses Ham's kids for 20 generations and that is what Bible God's sicko followers used to justify slavery and the subsequent brutalization and continued genocide against those people. What a bunch of evil bastards! Here are 1198 examples of Bible God's cruelty!

Fatlings and thinlings unite! Allahovah wants us divided. Fat Bastardo, the Belly God and NAFAM have no problem with people wanting to moderate their food lust. Fatlings need thinlings just like soup needs a sandwich but what we don't need is an evil and cruel god who hurts everyone.

Unlike Allahovah, the Belly God smiles down upon us from the most gluttonous to the most abstemious. Belly God is does not judge.

 

Eat a lot if you are a fatling like Fat Bastardo and if you are a leanling like Proud FA or a thinling like Thinnette fuck a lot or do a lot of both. Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck!

Professor Bear Showing Students Venus
Crossing the Face  of  the Sun 

ATT: FELLOW FATLINGS AND GLUTTONS!Professor Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear has a YouTube channel challenging crazy Christian fundagelicals and other Bible thumping inbred cousin humping Republican morons. Here is a link to his outstanding channel. The BIG FAT Heretic Click the link and subscribe and share!

EAT!

FUCK!

The Belly God will provide! 

OINK!!!