I Like the Pope. It's His God I Hate

Pope Francis is a nice guy but apparently he has never read the Bible because God is a douche bag.  The Pope is anti abortion but his god is a filthy fucking bastard. God is a killing machine and fetuses are no exception. God is always in a bad mood and his killing sprees are his answer to everything. 

What the Bible says about Abortion

Abortion is not murder. A fetus is not considered a human life.

If men strive, and hurt a woman with child, so that her fruit depart from her, and yet no mischief follow: he shall be surely punished, according as the woman's husband will lay upon him; and he shall pay as the judges determine. And if any mischief follow, then thou shalt give life for life. --Exodus 21:22-23

The Bible places no value on fetuses or infants less than one month old.

And if it be from a month old even unto five years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male five shekels of silver, and for the female thy estimation shall be three shekels of silver. -- Leviticus 27:6

Fetuses and infants less than one month old are not considered persons.

Number the children of Levi after the house of their fathers, by their families: every male from a month old and upward shalt thou number them. And Moses numbered them according to the word of the LORD. -- Numbers 3:15-16

God sometimes approves of killing fetuses.

And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive? ... Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. -- Numbers 31:15-17
(Some of the non-virgin women must have been pregnant. They would have been killed along with their unborn fetuses.)

Give them, O LORD: what wilt thou give? give them a miscarrying womb and dry breasts. -- Hosea 9:14

Yea, though they bring forth, yet will I slay even the beloved fruit of their womb. -- Hosea 9:16

Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up. -- Hosea 13:16

God sometimes kills newborn babies to punish their parents.

Because by this deed thou hast given great occasion to the enemies of the LORD to blaspheme, the child also that is born unto thee shall surely die. -- 2 Samuel 12:14

God sometimes causes abortions by cursing unfaithful wives.

The priest shall say unto the woman, The LORD make thee a curse and an oath among thy people, when the LORD doth make thy thigh to rot, and thy belly to swell. And this water that causeth the curse shall go into thy bowels, to make thy belly to swell, and thy thigh to rot: And the woman shall say, Amen, amen. ...
And when he hath made her to drink the water, then it shall come to pass, that, if she be defiled, and have done trespass against her husband, that the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter, and her belly shall swell, and her thigh shall rot: and the woman shall be a curse among her people. And if the woman be not defiled, but be clean; then she shall be free, and shall conceive seed. -- Numbers 5:21-21, 27-28

God's law sometimes requires the execution (by burning to death) of pregnant women.

Tamar thy daughter in law hath played the harlot; and also, behold, she is with child by whoredom. And Judah said, Bring her forth, and let her be burnt. -- Genesis 38:24

Crazy Fat Girl Attacks, Heroic Fat Man Saves the Day

Fat girls are fucking insane and while you may be thinking that all chicks are nuts fat girls are by far the most bat shit crazy, Lucky for everyone involved that there was a fat man there to save the day. Walmart should be giving this man free food for life because he stopped this dangerous and berserk raging snorlax from doing 100'd of thousands of dollars worth of damage. Maybe he could have lured her out of the store with a bag of Doritos but hindsight is 20/20. I think he did the right thing.

More Ugly Feminist Hate

Some of the most depraved people on the planet are feminists. Not only are they depraved but they are stupid. They would make splendid Republicans.

Feminists hate: Real women, Attractive women, Successful women. Mothers. All real men. Mostly they hate themselves. No other hate group is as hateful or as hypocritical as the feminists, Dear God, since it is impossible to reason with these crazy cunts would you please consider giving them uterine, cervical, ovarian and breast cancer. Either that or turn their clits into dicks. Maybe that will make them sane.

Dishonest Campaign Ads and the FCC

The Criminal Billionaire Class and their PACs will be spending billions on dishonest campaign advertising. It is up to broadcasters to determine the truthfulness of any advertisement that they run. This is not a suggestion this is and FCC rule. Unfortunately the greedy corporate whores in the the broadcast industry care a whole lot more about money than the truth or the rule of law so they knowingly run political advertising that they know are lies and then that forces the candidates who were victims of the dishonest ads to buy advertising to rebut the lies.

When you hear a dishonest TV or radio ad and you will hear many, file complaints with the FCC. The more people who file complaints on a specific broadcaster the the more likely it is that the FCC, will fine, or revoke the licence of the offending station. This is the only legal way I know of to stop the lying.

Complaints About Broadcast Advertising

The FCC receives numerous complaints from consumers about broadcast advertising. These complaints concern a wide variety of issues, including:

• the nature of the products being advertised
• the timing of certain ads
• commercials believed to be indecent or in poor taste
• false and misleading advertisements

Are there laws that limit material stations can broadcast?

Stations are restricted from broadcasting material that promotes certain lotteries, advertises cigarettes, little cigars or smokeless tobacco products, or perpetuates a fraud. Additionally, federal laws prohibit or limit obscene, indecent or profane language. Some advertisements may also violate rules established by other government agencies, such as the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) or the Federal Trade Commission (FTC).

Obscene broadcasts are prohibited at all times, while indecent or profane broadcasts are prohibited during certain hours. Violators are subject to sanctions that include civil penalties, criminal fines, license revocation and/or imprisonment of not more than two years. For more information, see our guide on Obscene, Indecent and Profane Broadcasts.

What if I think a specific ad is false or misleading?

Broadcasters are responsible for selecting the broadcast material that airs on their stations, including advertisements. The FCC expects broadcasters to be responsible to the community they serve and act with reasonable care to ensure that advertisements aired on their stations are not false or misleading.

The FTC has primary responsibility for determining whether specific advertising is false or misleading, and for taking action against the sponsors of such material. You can file a complaint with the FTC, or call toll-free 1-877-FTC-HELP (1-877-382-4357).

Filing a complaint

If you have a complaint about an advertisement that you consider offensive, you have multiple options for filing a complaint with the FCC:

• File a complaint online
• By phone: 1-888-CALL-FCC (1-888-225-5322); TTY: 1-888-TELL-FCC (1-888-835-5322)
• By mail (please include include your name, address, contact information and as much detail about your complaint as possible):

Federal Communications Commission
Consumer and Governmental Affairs Bureau
Consumer Inquiries and Complaints Division
445 12th Street, S.W.
Washington, DC 20554

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Hillary Benghazi and Republican Lies

Worse that the Republican politicians who tell the lies is their depraved base who spreads the lies.

Fat Girls With Swamp Crotch

Fat Girls With Smelly Crotches Ask Fat Bastardo For Help

Fat Becky asks: Fat Bastardo, why do us fat women still smell after taking a shower, and soaping their curly cues, and but, and it still stinks after you put panties on. And no I'm not talking about infection or anything.

I think it's the way we are designed to smell down there, right?

Fat Bastardo: WRONG! I am not going to sugar coat this because you will end up trying to eat that too. You have Swamp Crotch! Like a lot of fat girls you probably can't reach your crotch and your panniculus aka meat skirt is blocking access and it is also stopping the water from your shower head from reaching it and washing away all that fromunda cheese. That is what is causing the foul odor.

Slender women rarely have this problem.

Showers don't work well for fat girls. You have two or three options:

Dogs like stinky things: See if you can find a hungry skinny dog (I'm not talking about a fat admirer) to lick you clean and adopt it as a pet. Dogs have cleaner mouths than humans. DO NOT over feed that dog because then he will prefer Dortios and cheese dip to your crotch. Only a hungry dog or a fat admirer will lick a stinky crotch.

Get a hot tub and add some extra disinfectant. Many feeders and fat admirers have their BBW's soak in a hot tub and allow the anti microbial water to clean things up before they pork them.

Try a bidet. That funky smell is caused by your inability to wipe your butt after you take a crap. feces are getting into you vagina and causing a real stink.

As a preventative measure you need to get air circulation down there. Since you spend most of your time sitting there is no air getting to that yeasty maw of yours. Spend time sitting on the toilet so that air can circulate like the lovely BBW in the above Youtube clip.

Slender women give a dog a bone!

Fat Lives Matter

Fuck the food police!

Fat people are dropping like flies. If it is not diabetes and heart disease then it's a stroke. Fat people are victims. How can fat people live to eat if the vary thing they love so much FOOD glorious food is killing them?

And.. food is matter!

If more people were fat these two cops would not have to risk having a heart attack running after a fleeing suspect.

Gravity sucks and it is the enemy of fat people. Somebody need to change the gravitational constant of the universe!