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Monday, June 5, 2017
Those Deplorable Trump Supporters
GLUTTONOUS
STUPID!
LUSTFUL SLUTS
IGNORANT!
THE FACTS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES!
The red states went for Trump and as you can plainly see, people who live in red states are FAT, STUPID, LUSTFUL, SHAMEFUL and IGNORANT!
You tRumpers can't lie your way out of it. All you can do is attack the messenger. That's pathetic. tRumpers are pathetic.
Sunday, June 4, 2017
The Fattest President
It pains me to see Trump next to a great president like William Howard Taft and it also pains me, Fat Bastardo, that Trump has beaten out William Howard Taft as America's fattest president. America has only had two fat presidents Bill Bubba Clinton, Teddy Roosevelt and William Howard Taft who were arguably the greatest presidents. Now it is no longer the case that the fattest presidents are our best presidents. Trump has ruined that too.
Pope Francis Asks Melania What She Feeds President Trump
President Trump and Pope Francis put aside their differences for their first face-to-face meeting Wednesday morning, but not before the pontiff cracked a joke about the commander in chief's waistline.
Melania, who speaks fluent Italian, laughed and replied, "Potica," a high-calorie pastry from her home country of Slovenia that is traditionally served on Christmas and Easter.
Teddy Roosevelt and William Howard Taft lived in a time when Republican didn't suck. They would have knocked the crap out of Trump both literally and figuratively. Big Bill Taft would have sat on Trump and TR would have punched him while shouting, "BULLY! BULLY!"
Stop by to read: Trump and the Seven Deadly Sins
Why Melania Is Repulsed By Trump
She knew he was a flaming asshole when she met him but she let him fuck her anyway. Things have changed. Not only is Trump incompetent, his dementia has made him incontinent. He now shits his pants without know it.
From here on Trump shall be known as President Shit Stain.
From here on Trump shall be known as President Shit Stain.
The Real Meaning of Covfefe
Trump will be grabbing a lot of CovFeFe soon.
covfefe: cov-fee fee Prevalent among treasonous death row inmates, a hands-free masturbation device made up of a dirty sock, vaseline (or toothpaste, if not available) a toilet paper tube (if available), wedged firmly between a matress.
See also fefe or fifi.
The New York Times, Washington Post, CNBC and CNN are not the only ones who have Trump Whitehouse staffers leaking to them. Unlike them, the sources that leak to us wear wires and we here at Bigger Fatter Politics have actual audio recordings of Trump and Sean Spicer discussing the covfefe situation but until we hear from our legal department we can only show you, our readers the transcript.
Covfefe is prison slang for a DIY pussy convicts make to help them masturbate. It's also called a fefe or Covfefe which is short for convict's fefe or prison pussy. A fefe is a homemade sex toy that resembles a vagina kinda like a poor man's fleshlight. Trump is merely preparing for prison life. Covfefe is a term used mostly in federal prisons.I guess because it sounds so continental.
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Trump will be grabbing a lot of CovFeFe soon. I can see Alec Baldwin doing Trump behind bars asking his flunky cohorts to fetch his covfefe so that he can wank his little orange wee wee. They will be able to go word for word like when Tina Fey became Sarah Palin.
The conversation was between President Trump and his abused flunky Whitehouse Press Secretary Sean Spicer while prepping the Whitehouse staff for prison.
Here is what was said word for word.
Trump, Hey Sean, fetch me a covfefe!
Spicer, Which one Mr. President sir?
Trump, The one that smells like my daughter Ivanka. That's my favorite.
Spicer: Mr. President sir, Jeff Sessions is using that one right now. You know what a jerk off he is.
Trump: Fire him. And get me the one that smells like Melania
Spicer: Mr. Prsident, Jared is using that covfefe right now and you know how hung those Jews are. It will be all stretched out after he's done with it. The Kellyanne Conway covfefe is available sir.
Trump: NOOOO! Not that one. It's YUGE! It's all worn out and wrinkled and it smells like Putin taking a crap on shrimp boat. Just take your teeth out Sean and give me a MOAB.
Spicer: What's that Mr President?
Trump: The Mother Of All Blowjobs STUPID Like the kind I give to Putin!
Spicer: Oh, kinda like how I've been jerking off the Whitehouse press corps?
Trump: Kinda only wetter.
Saturday, June 3, 2017
Friday, June 2, 2017
Keep Turmp Around For A Few Years
Trump supporters fall into three basic categories.
1. The stupid. Some people are so stupid that all they can understand is pain.
2. The EVIL: Trump supporters are evil. They are birthers and but the stupidest birthers knew that Obama was born in the USA. They also knew that even if Obama were born in Kenya, his mother was an American so they knew he was qualified and so did comrade Trumpsky.
3. The STUPID and EVIL: That is self-explanatory.
By the Spring of 1944 it was pretty clear that there was no way the Axis powers could win WW-2. Unlike the Germans, the Japanese people really were victims of their Emporer. Many Germans were Nazis. The US did Japan a favor by nuking Hiroshima and Nagasaki because it saved lives. The Japanese were not as enlighted as the Germans. They thought their Emporer was God. After they got nuked they woke up to the fact that he was an asshole. The run of the Japanese at the time was not a fanatic. They were also awed by Americans and they didn't act like assholes during the occupation.
Germans were a different breed. Like Trump supporters, they could easily be whipped up by hateful madmen. There were millions of fanatical Nazis in Germany and they needed to be taught a lesson. Eisenhower decided to turn Germany into rubble in order to punish the German people for putting Hitler in power. Had we bumped off Hitler there would have been big pockets of resistance so suing for peace may not have led to an unconditional surrender. Eisenhower kept Hitler around for many months as he kicked the crap out of Germany. This cowed the German people to the point where most of them embraced the American and British as liberators but because Germans are assholes there were still a lot of hardcore Nazis left. Since Eisenhower was a smart cookie he executed millions of hard-core Nazis and the Russian were even more brutal. As a result, Germany remained productive technologically, got an increased collective IQ and is no longer warlike.
Trump supporters are basically Nazis and what you need to know is that Nazism is more than a political ideology. Trumpism and Nazism is a disease of the brain and the soul and society. It is like a cancerous spot that needs to be cut or burned out with its milder form put into permanent remission.
Everyone has to hurt, even us good people. Germany will never see another Adolf Hitler because the good people there will fight it and the bad ones have been mostly exterminated. Their DNA has been purged from the German gene pool.
American Health Care Getting Worse
As of 2014 U.S. health-care system remains among the least-efficient in the world.
America was 50th out of 55 countries in 2014, according to a Bloomberg index that assesses life expectancy, health-care spending per capita and relative spending as a share of gross domestic product. Expenditures averaged $9,403 per person, about 17.1 percent of GDP, that year — the most recent for which data are available — and life expectancy was 78.9. Only Jordan, Colombia, Azerbaijan, Brazil and Russia ranked lower.
The U.S. has lagged near the bottom of the Bloomberg Health-Care Efficiency Index since it was created in 2012. Hong Kong and Singapore — consistently at the top — are smaller countries with less diverse populations. Their governments also play a stronger role in regulating and providing care, with spending per capita averaging $2,386 and longevity averaging about 83 years.
The U.S. system “tends to be more fragmented, less organized and coordinated, and that’s likely to lead to inefficiency,” said Paul Ginsburg, a professor at the University of Southern California and director of the Center for Health Policy at the Brookings Institution in Washington.
Expanded Access
The index reflects the first full year of Obamacare. While the U.S. Affordable Care Act expanded access to health insurance and provided payment subsidies starting on Jan. 1, 2014, its impact on life expectancy will take a while to gauge. That’s partly because health care isn’t the only influence on longevity.
“It has to do with how we eat, how we live, poverty and inequality, social support,” said Jon Oberlander, a professor of health policy at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill School of Medicine.
Life-expectancy still is a way of measuring how well, overall, a country’s medical system is working, which is why it is used in the index.
Obamacare’s impact on cost per capita also is difficult to assess for 2014. Health-care expenditures started moderating in 2010 because of the economic recovery and insurance-policy changes in the private sector, Oberlander said.
Over time, expanding coverage through Obamacare could boost spending “because we know that insured people use more services than uninsured people,” Ginsburg said.
Cuba and the Czech Republic — with life expectancy closest to the U.S. at 79.4 and 78.3 years — paid much less on health care: $817 and $1,379 per capita. Switzerland and Norway, the only countries with higher spending than the U.S. — $9,674 and $9,522 — had longer life expectancy, averaging 82.3 years.
Chile, the first Latin American economy to join the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development, is the only country from the continent to have ranked among the top 10, and its life expectancy, at 81.5 years, was the highest.
Rankings for several nations have changed substantially over time because of increased spending relative to the slow pace of improvement in life expectancy. Sweden fell to 27 in the latest index from 14th in 2009 as per-capita spending rose by more than 50 percent. Saudi Arabia dropped 20 spots to 38th as its spending increased by almost 80 percent. Bloomberg calculated an inferred ranking back to 2009 for comparison purposes.
Greece moved up nine spots to 13th, as life expectancy rose by one year and per-capital spending fell almost 40 percent to $1,743 from $2,879. The country is in the midst of an economic crisis that has wiped away about a quarter of its GDP.
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