Monday, July 25, 2011

Fat Peolple Are Dying and Denying and The NAAFA Girls Are Lying



You're dying
There's no denying
Stop the crying
And stop the lying (to yourself)





Early grave
Rant and rave
For the save
You must behave





I ain't Shawn Hannity
And I ain't no manatee
So stop the insanity
And the shameless vanit
y
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The fat has piled
Don't go wild
Or get all riled
Like a child





You waddle
I don't coddle
Baby bottle 

Skinny model
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It's your fault
Not the salt
Put a halt
To the double malt

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Stop talking
Start walking
You're hulking
Stop balking





NEVER MIND... EAT! 

Proud Plumpette offers a rebuttal.

Uh. Uh.
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I'm fat.
What you gonna do about that?
You can't make me walk,
All you got is shit talk.





I got food.
And I'm in the mood,
to eat a double and a triple
and the fries with the ripples.

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Check out that meat skirt!

I got guts.
And a big gut too.
Got a panny, big as granny,
And I wear a muumuu.

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Don't bother shaving my legs,
I smell like hardboiled eggs.
I do my hair and my nails,
I swear I'm a glamour whale.

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I'm big and beautiful,
you better believe my mouth is full
Of rhymes and sweets,
I'll bust a cap if I don't eat. 

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Sunday, July 24, 2011

RNY Kills 2.5 Patients Within The First 30 Days


One thing the NAFAM (New American Fat Acceptance Movement) and NAAFA agree on is that weight loss surgery is a bad thing. NAFAM thinks it's a bad thing because it kills to many people and destroys the lives of the people who get it. If it were safe NAFAM would not oppose it. NAFFA is against it because it makes fat people skinny and that is because the only skinny people they don't hate are the skinny guys who like to pork fat girls.

Bad medicine is lucrative medicine. The high mortality rate also means a high complication rate and a high complication rate means more opportunities to rip off fatlings.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Reverend Burn Demands Proof From Obama That bin Laden is Dead

At Bigger Fatter Politics we cover news and politics from and fat centric perspective. The Reverend Burn asks an important question; WHERE THE PROOF that skinny bean pole camel humping fuck bin Laden is dead.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Disgusting Fat People by Reverend Burn

Since our spiritual leader Reverend Big Lard Ass has been on sabbatical I Fat Bastard have invited Reverend Burn to Bigger Fatter Politics and Bigger Fatter Blog. Proud FA and I agree that we want to include a religious perspective to our political blog and Bigger Fatter Blog.

Check out  Reverend Burn's You Tube Channel. 

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Fat and Fit A Salute to HAES and Linda Bacon and Eggs

There is no limit to how much you can weigh and still be healthy. These NAAFA girls prove it.

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Sexy Scooter Sows

Monday, July 11, 2011

Bigger Bellies Mean Smaller Brains?

I, Fat Bastard am a man of science so I am not going to act like the NAAFA wackos and cry foul. I am going to look at the positives of this study and comment on them throughout the article.

http://www.livescience.com/10582-obese-people-severe-brain-degeneration.html

A new study finds obese people have 8 percent less brain tissue than normal-weight individuals. Their brains look 16 years older than the brains of lean individuals, researchers said today.
Those classified as overweight have 4 percent less brain tissue and their brains appear to have aged prematurely by 8 years.

Fat Bastard opines: If it were not for food life would suck. Thinking and intellectual pursuits only get us in trouble. Why think when you can eat! Mindless eating is GOOD!

The results, based on brain scans of 94 people in their 70s, represent "severe brain degeneration," said Paul Thompson, senior author of the study and a UCLA professor of neurology.

"That's a big loss of tissue and it depletes your cognitive reserves, putting you at much greater risk of Alzheimer's and other diseases that attack the brain," said Thompson. "But you can greatly reduce your risk for Alzheimer's, if you can eat healthily and keep your weight under control."

The findings are detailed in the online edition of the journal Human Brain Mapping.
Obesity packs many negative health effects, including increased risk of heart disease, Type 2 diabetes, hypertension and some cancers. It's also been shown to reduce sexual activity.

More than 300 million worldwide are now classified as obese, according to the World Health Organization. Another billion are overweight. The main cause, experts say: bad diet, including an increased reliance on highly processed foods.

Obese people had lost brain tissue in the frontal and temporal lobes, areas of the brain critical for planning and memory, and in the anterior cingulate gyrus (attention and executive functions), hippocampus (long-term memory) and basal ganglia (movement), the researchers said in a statement today. Overweight people showed brain loss in the basal ganglia, the corona radiata, white matter comprised of axons, and the parietal lobe (sensory lobe).

Fat Bastard pontificates: The frontal lobe is the part of the brain that causes people to be inhibited. Uninhibited people are happy. Fat girls are sluts and men love sluts.

"The brains of obese people looked 16 years older than the brains of those who were lean, and in overweight people looked 8 years older," Thompson said.

Fat Bastard comments: With age comes maturity so this sounds like a good thing.

Obesity is measured by body mass index (BMI), defined as the weight in kilograms divided by the square of the height in meters. A BMI over 25 is defined as overweight, and a BMI of over 30 as obese.

The research was funded by the National Institute on Aging, National Institute of Biomedical Imaging and Bioengineering, National Center for Research Resources, and the American Heart Association.

Monday, July 4, 2011

Google Search Proves It! Fat Girls ARE Sluts

Google Proves That Fat Girls ARE Sluts!

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This is the most "tame" image I could find!

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I have more proof that fat girls are sluts. Using the following search terms.

Fat MILF gets About 9,850,000 results (0.30 seconds)

Skinny MILF gets About 3,590,000 results (0.15 seconds)

Skinny Woman returns About 8,610,000 results (0.63 seconds) 99% fully clothed women.

Fat Woman returns About 30,800,000 results (0.25 seconds) most showing beaver or tits.

This proves two things. Fat girls are bigger sluts and they have a better body image than skinny women.

I'm not complaining because like every red blooded American male I love sluts. The point I am making is quite simple.

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Happy moon faced mama!
Fat girls do not have low "self-esteem" and they are far more sluttish than skinny women.

This is important because the ole girls NAAFA network would like you to believe that fat females suffer from low self esteem and poor body image. Clearly this is NOT the case. Other data shows that fat girls are far more promiscuous.

About a couple weeks ago, you might have heard about a study out of the University of Hawaii that found overweight and obese women (BMI>25) had ‘more sex’ than normal-weighted ones. The study was all over the news because it challenged what we would generally believe – after all, ‘skinny’ women are hotter, so they should have more sex.

The study surveyed over 7,000 women aged 15-44 about their sexual habits, and a higher percentage of the larger women reported having had sex. The researchers admitted they were surprised. “These results were unexpected and we don’t really know why this is the case,” said lead researcher Dr Bliss Kaneshiro.

If you bring together the two parts, it seems obvious why overweight and obese women would have more sex. Because of a lack of impulse control, the hefty ladies are more likely to say ‘yes’ to a man’s advances.

The study had surveyed about 7000 women aged 16-44 about their sexual habits and women who had a higher BMI (body mass index) reportedly had more sex then women that fell in a normal BMI index. The people conducting the survey found the results to be surprising and unexpected. Tell that to a million dollar porn industry solely based on BBW‘s.

According to a study published in the British Medical Journal, people who are obese are less likely to have been sexually active in the past year, but surprisingly, they're more likely than people with an average body weight to have sexually transmitted diseases and unplanned pregnancies. I'm no rocket scientist, but something tells me those are the results of not practicing safe sex.

Researchers in France surveyed 12,364 men and women between the ages of 18 and 69. Half of the participants were in the normal weight range, while the rest were overweight or obese. The survey showed that obese women were 30 percent less likely to have had sex at all in the past year, while obese men were 70 percent less likely to have had more than one sexual partner.

Research presented at the American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists 58th Annual Clinical Meeting last month backs up these findings. Data from the CDC's Youth Risk Behavior Survey shows that obese and overweight adolescent girls are less likely to use condoms or other birth control methods.

Impulsiveness, the very thing that makes fat girls sluts is the reason they go down like submarines. Food sluts are sluts. Chalk it up to high self-esteem. Past research has showed that obesity is related to poor body image, which now has been proven to be bunk. High-risk sexual behavior, like unsafe sex shows that the same lack on inhibitions that makes fat girls fat and gluttonous make them more promiscuous. And it's not just women. The survey also showed that obese men were much more apt to have had an STD, despite fewer sexual partners. Fat guys don't get laid much.



Comment by Fat Bastard:

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