Peace Through Gluttony and Obesity

Peace Through Prosperity Gluttony

By Fat Bastard

We all know what the sanctions in the Treaty of Versailles did when inflicted upon war torn Germany after WW-1. When you impede a human being's natural greed they get really pissed off and end up doing bad things. The Treaty of Versailles did not punish the Bismarkians but it instead punished the German people or at least that is what is argued by some historians. Germany was hurting economically before WW-2. This was one of the factors that allowed the Nazi party to come to power.

Fat, Content and Jolly Sergeant Shultz

A Caesar Salad
 
Let me have men about me that are fat,
Sleek-headed men and such as sleep a-nights.
Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look,
He thinks too much; such men are dangerous.

Cassius appeared to Caesar like an  underfed anorexic chick bent on stealing a fat girl's boyfriend. His "lean and hungry look" unsettled Julius Caesar, who preferred the company of fat, contented men—who wouldn't bite the hand that feeds them. Cassius looks like he's been up late nursing his envy, a situation that bodes ill for the dictator. 

I'm sure you are all thinking now, "OK Fat Bastard, how does this apply to modern times?" 

Nuke Leftovers NOT People!

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton needs to get her skinny ass back in the kitchen and feed Bill! Have you seen how skinny Bubba is these days? It's appalling. Instead of Hillary going over to the Middle East and trying to broker a peace with those crazy goat humping baby raping Mooslims we need to send these folks FOOD. Bring some Krispy Creme donunts next time you negotiate with Mahmoud AhMADineJihad.

Food is not only the language of love but it is the language of peace. Food transcends all language. When people are making yummy sounds they're not in the mood to quarrel and the fatter they get the hungrier they are and the more often they will eat and the more yummy sounds they will make. YUM! I say fatten up all the Muslims at Gtimo and before you know it they will be begging for bacon double cheese burgers and giving up valuable information to get them!

Make Pie Not War!

Let's crunch some numbers. It costs over 100 million dollars just to kill one Taliban asshole. That's insane! Put a few hundred fast food restaurants in Afganistan. Make some McGoat Burgers or some Camel Humpin Fries and serve them at a price any Taliban moron can afford. I can see it now. Instead of those ass-lifters shouting Allah Akbar (God is Great) as they cut off some infidel's head they will be shouting McDonalds Akbar! (McDonald's is great!) Compared to the crap they eat once they get a taste of fast food, McDonalds will have them eating a McSausage Pig Burgers.

Sure there will be some fundamentalist holdouts but for them I say send them some Moon Pies. After all, they do worship that silly Pagan Moon god. Put some ice cream on it it and call it Pie Allah Mode. They'll love it. 

Here's a sample menu:

Sharia Shakes (beaten like a Muslim wife)

Haddith Hash Brown (made with opiated hashish)

Mohammad Burgers (goat meat patties served by a 9 year old girl... like the kind Rush Limbaugh fucks when he's in the Dominican Republic on a sex tour or like Mohammad's wife Aisha)

Fedayeen Fries (after eating them you will martyr yourself for no reason)

Jihad Dogs (made with real dog meat)

Hamas Hot Cakes (made with yellow cake uranium)

Iraq of Lamburgers

Fat people are simply too fat and lazy to fight. 

Fighting is too much work! Why fight when you can be enjoying your favorite fast food?

There is not one single fatling in this crowd. That's the problem. Fat = Sedate. Build MeccaDonalds all over the Middle East and watch the Muslims feast! 

He who lives by the fork shall not die by the sword!

(Maybe we should nuke Mecca?)

It's all about promoting tolerance and not lactose intolerance. When it comes to promotion McDonald is the world leader. The Mecca of fast food could be Mecca! Instead of Muslims making a pilgrimage to Mecca and getting all whipped up and angry they'll be hopping on their camels and galloping down to their local Mikey D's to get fat and apathetic content just like us. 

Why would you want to chop some poor slob's head off when you can sink your choppers into this bad boy?

                                                      

                                                                               

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All we are saying is give peas a chance! 

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All we are saying is give peas a chance! 

All we are saying is give peas a chance!
All we are saying is give peas a chance!   

All we are saying is give peas a chance! 

All we are saying is give peas a chance!
All we are saying is give peas a chance!   

Doctors are...

When I put the term "doctors are" in Bing I got following suggestions.

• doctors are dangerous
• doctors are stupid cartoons
• doctors are stupid
• doctors are evil
• doctors are the leading cause of death
• doctors are useless
• doctors are overpaid
• doctors are crooks
  When I put the term "doctors are" in Google I got:
  Doctors are lazy
  Doctors are arrogant  
  Doctors are evil
  Doctors are  egotistical
  Doctors are overpaid
  Doctors are greedy
  Doctors are dangerous
  Doctors are criminals
  Doctors are idiots
  Doctors are rich
  Doctors are liars 
  Doctors are deadly According to U.S. government statistics, you are 6200% more likely to be killed by your doctor than by a homicidal shooter.

Updates May be coming as search engines crawl and update:

Doctors are drug dealers
Doctors are dumb
Doctors are crooks
Doctors are creepy
Doctors are criminals
Doctors are condescenting
Doctors are bad
Doctors are bad for your health
Doctors are bastards
Doctors are cold
Doctors are assholes
Doctors are frauds frauds frauds
Doctors are full of crap
Doctors are pill pushers
Doctors are not smart
Doctors are not ethical
Doctors are killers
Doctors are Killers
Doctors are lousy 
Doctors are mean 
Doctors are murderers
Doctors are over prescribing drugs 
Doctors are misprescribing drugs 
Doctors are over paid
Doctors are quacks
Doctors are rude
Doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people suffer!
Doctors are so arrogant
Doctors are the number one cause of death! Definitely click this LINK for all the shocking data!
Doctors are too expensive
Doctors are useless
Doctors are worthless 
Doctors are whores  


 

A Big Fat Day In the News Cycle: Ricin Letters, Boston Marathon Bombing and Gun Background Checks Defeated by Senate

Ricin Laced Letter Sent to President Obama

Poisoned Letter Sent to Senator Roger Wicker

Ricin is a deadly poison. Ricin is made from Castor beans and can kill within 36 hours. There is no antidote.

Suspect Arrested In Ricin Letter Case 

The suspect was identified as Kenneth Curtis of Tupelo, Miss.  


According to the FBI bulletin, both letters, postmarked April 8, 2013 out of Memphis, Tenn., included an identical phrase, "to see a wrong and not expose it, is to become a silent partner to its continuance."

In addition, both letters are signed: "I am KC and I approve this message."

Some threatening letters simply contain ground Castor beans, resulting in a positive field test for ricin without the concentrated poison. Results from full laboratory tests are expected in the next 24 to 48 hours.

Fat Bastard Commentary:

The perpetrator or perpetrators in these cases was either trying to send a message or is stupid.  They are stupid because since 911 and the anthrax attacks mail is screened. 

Investigators working to ID suspect in Boston Marathon terror attack; courthouse evacuated

Footage from Lord & Taylor, on the same Boylston Street block torn apart by blasts Monday, led investigators to a man believed to have planted the second bomb, according to the network.

Federal officials denied there had been any arrests yet in connection to Monday’s bombings.

The Associated Press, earlier today, quoted a law enforcement saying a suspect was in custody. CNN, citing Boston and federal sources, reported a suspect had been arrested.

But the FBI and federal prosecutors in Boston insisted no suspect had been taken into custody.

Sources: Possible suspect sought in Boston bombing

A Boston law enforcement source told CNN, "We got him," but wouldn't clarify whether that meant a suspect has been identified or arrested. Some federal sources said it was even too early to say investigators had identified the suspect, but several sources in Boston told CNN that they have a clear identification.

Fat Bastard Commentary:








If they have pictures of this brown skinned man then why not release it so that people who may know him can identify him? Release the pictures!

Senate defeats gun background check proposal

CNN Political Unit

(CNN) – In a major defeat for supporters of tougher gun laws, the Senate on Wednesday defeated a compromise proposal to expand background checks on firearms sales.

The bipartisan compromise was championed by Sens. Joe Manchin, D-W.Va. and Pat Toomey, R-Pa., and backed by President Barack Obama in his push for a package of gun laws in the aftermath of the Newtown school massacre.

"On this vote, the yays are 54, the nays are 46. Under the previous order requiring 60 votes for the adoption of this amendment, the amendment is not agreed to," said Vice President Joe Biden, who presided over the vote in his role as president of the Senate.

Fat Bastard Commentary:
I, Fat Bastard,  am a strong supporter of gun rights but clearly this bi-partisan gun safety legislation was reasonable and was supported by 90% of Americans. Would it have stopped all gun violence? No. Would it have prevented some gun deaths by making it tougher for criminal and crazy people get guns? Probably. 

Crazy people should not have guns and neither should violent criminals. This would have required  background checks at gun shows and for private sales. 

This cowardly act by the Senate Republicans is a slap in the face to all the victims of gun violence.

 






Obama kicked the shit out of Senate Republicans.  This will be used against these cowards in their bid for reelection.
  
The NRA is not about protecting the First Amendment. The NRA is about selling guns.  The NRA has done nothing to protect the rights of Americans to own other weapons such as knives, brass knuckles, swords, blowguns, crossbows, silencers, ninja stars, pepper spray, stun guns, nun chucks etc... Many weapons less lethal than guns are illegal in many jurisdictions and yet we don't hear a peep from the NRA and the gun fondlers.

Blocking this legislation was not about protecting gun rights it was simply about making the purchase of guns as easy as buying a delicious McDonalds hamburger.

UPDATE! Alex Jones has surveillance photos of the "dark skinned" suspect with backpack. 

Breaking News: Investigators seek tips on Boston Marathon suspects; call 1-800-CALL-FBI

Some Banned Less Lethal Weapons That The NRA Ignores.

Nunchucks illegal in many parts of the US

Crossbows are illegal in parts of the US

Gravity knives are illegal in parts of the US.

Switchblade knives are illegal in many parts of the US. What about people with only one hand?

 

Butterfly knives are illegal in many parts of the US

The Opinel knife is a traditional French dining knife carried by most Frenchmen. It would be illegal in many parts of the US

Boston MarathonBombing Suspects Identified

Suspects partially ID'd. Click Here to see their faces. Do you know them?

Angry fat girls placed bombs in pressure cookers because powered wheel chairs are not allowed in the Boston Marathon.

UPDATE: Photos reveal that the people placing the bombs were MALE fat admirers. We at NAAFA suspect that the master mind was an angry fat girl who hates slender women.

Alex Jones is claiming a false flag attack! He believes the bombers were Navy SEALS.

Were angry jealous fat girls targeting female runners?

Breaking News:  NAAFA is calling on all members of the FA community to share an tips with authorities.
Investigators seek tips on Boston Marathon suspects; call 1-800-CALL-FBI

Breaking News: Investigators seek tips on Boston Marathon suspects; call 1-800-CALL-FBI

Boston Marathon Bombing Suspects

Disclaimer: Bigger Fatter Politics often uses satire, parody and humor in its political and social commentary. I have been debating with myself whether to use humor when discussing this horrific event and I decided that I will but first I want to say with all sincerety that my heart goes out to all the innocent victims of this heinous act. I wish comfort to the families who lost loved ones and have had loved ones injured. I wish a speedy recovery to all the victims who were injured by this senseless act of violence.

Our investigative reporter Rotunda Hindenburg was in Boston today but not to cover the marathon but for the Boston Man Cream Pie eating contest. Rotunda did some digging after digging into about 20 pies face first. Rotunda  theorized that angry fatlings were behind the bombing. They are the only ones who have a clear motive. Most people know that the Boston Marathon includes a wheelchair division. For years many fat acceptance groups have been angered by the fact that the Boston Marathon does not include a power chair division so that fat people can compete in the Boston Marathon. They consider the fact that only lean people are allowed to compete to be an act of fat phobia and a human rights violation. Rotunda believes that a radical faction within the fat acceptance movement perpetrated this act of violence.

Preliminary reports from the lame stream point to someone with a student visa running from the scene.(How would they know he had a student visa? Do people with visas run differently than people without visas?) The implication being that the perpetrator may have been a foreigner and more particularly a Muslim jihadist. We at bigger fatter politics scoff at the idea that this act was perpetrated by a Muslim or a Middle Easterner. What would their motive be? They don't hate Americans per se they hate our government and the entities who run our government. Killing innocent people would only create more condemnation for the Muslim community and Arabs in general. Rotunda has originally spoken with a conspiracy theorist Alex Jones and she is convinced that this is some sort of a false flag operation. I know he's barking mad but that doesn't mean he isn't wrong this time.

Richard Jewell American Hero  December 17, 1962 – August 29, 2007)

The news media is already calling this an act of terror. Was the bombing at the Atlanta Olympics an act of terror? In that case a fat man was targeted as a suspect and his life was ruined by the media and by law enforcement. That man's name was Richard Jewell and the truth is Richard Jewell was a hero because he was the security guard who discovered the bomb. Countless lives were saved because of the actions of Richard Jewell. Richard Jewell, American hero, is now deceased. It seems that no good deed goes unpunished. This little snippet of history is for you Richard and your act of heroism. Perhaps if the security forces at the Boston Marathon had your vigilance and courage these bombs could of been discovered before they detonated.

Here's how they fucked Richard Jewell. from Wikipedia 

Early news reports lauded Jewell as a hero for helping to evacuate the area after he spotted the suspicious package. Three days later, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution revealed that the FBI was treating him as a possible suspect, based largely on a "lone bomber" criminal profile. For the next several weeks, the news media focused aggressively on him as the presumed culprit, labeling him with the ambiguous term "person of interest", sifting through his life to match a leaked "lone bomber" profile that the FBI had used. The media, to varying degrees, portrayed Jewell as a failed law enforcement officer who may have planted the bomb so he could find it and be a hero.^[2]

Two of the bombing victims filed lawsuits against Jewell on the basis of this reporting. In a reference to the Unabomber, Jay Leno called him the "Una-doofus".^[6] Other references include "Una-Bubba," ^[7] and (of his mother) "Una-Mama." Jewell was never officially charged, but the FBI searched his home, questioned his associates, investigated his background, and maintained twenty-four hour surveillance of him. The pressure only began to ease after Jewell's attorneys hired an ex-FBI agent to administer a polygraph which Jewell reportedly passed.^[2]

In October 1996, the investigating US Attorney, Kent Alexander, in an extremely unusual act, sent Jewell a letter formally clearing him, stating "based on the evidence developed to date ... Richard Jewell is not considered a target of the federal criminal investigation into the bombing on July 27, 1996, at Centennial Olympic Park in Atlanta"

Richard A. Jewell (December 17, 1962 – August 29, 2007) was an American police officer who, while working as a security guard for Piedmont College,^[1] became known in connection with the Centennial Olympic Park bombing at the 1996 Summer Olympics in Atlanta, Georgia, United States. Discovering a pipe bomb on the park grounds, Jewell alerted police and helped to evacuate the area before the bomb exploded, saving many people from injury or death. Initially hailed by the media as a hero, Jewell was later considered a suspect. Jewell's case is considered an example of the damage that can be done by reporting based on unreliable or incomplete information.^[2]

Despite having never being charged, he underwent a "trial by media" with great toll on his personal and professional life. Eventually he was completely exonorated; Eric Robert Rudolph was later found to have been the bomber.^[3][4] In 2006, Governor Sonny Perdue publicly thanked Jewell on behalf of the state of Georgia for saving the lives of those at the Olympics.^[5]

How far-fetched is Ms. Hindenburg's theory? Could this be another false flag operation? How can something like this benefit the cause of Muslim jihadists? Muslims may not be the sharpest knives in the drawer but even those idiots know that this will not help their cause because even most Muslims are against acts of terror.

When it comes to motive certain factions within the fat acceptance movement are more likely suspects than Muslim jihadists. If this was an act of terror by Muslims they probably would've taken credit for it by now.

Footage from the many security cameras will probably show who planted the bombs. Let's hope that this footage is given to media outlets including journalists like large and in charge Alex Jones before it is given to the authorities and possibly altered. I would not be surprised if this is indeed some sort of false flag operation. Many conspiracy theorists including Jesse Ventura leaves at 911 was a false flag operation. We know for certain at the Iranians working for the C.I.A. Operation Northwoods,  carried out terror bombings in Italy with the help of the Pentagon and CIA, lies and scare tactics about the Al Qaeda threat and the Gulf of Tonkin incident were indeed false flag operations perpetrated by the American government. Personally I think that in most instances Alex Jones is crazier than a bedbug but in many other instances a lot of what he says makes sense. Let's hope that Ms. Hindenburg is wrong and that she only told me she had a conversation with Alex Jones. Let's hope that the truth comes out about this horrific incident and let's hope nothing like this happens again anywhere.

MORE False Flag Operations

And did you know that the FBI had penetrated the cell which carried out the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, but had – at the last minute – cancelled the plan to have its FBI infiltrator substitute fake powder for real explosives, against the infiltrator's strong wishes? See also this TV news report.

Have you heard that the CIA is alleged to have met with Bin Laden two months before 9/11? Did you know that years after 9/11 the FBI first stated that it did not have sufficient evidence to prosecute Bin Laden for 9/11? (See also this partial confirmation by the Washington Post) And did you see the statement in Newsweek by the CIA commander in charge of the capture that the U.S. let Bin Laden escape from Afghanistan?

Have you heard that the anthrax attacks – which were sent along with notes purportedly written by Islamic terrorists – used a weaponized anthrax strain from the top U.S. bioweapons facility? Indeed, top bioweapons experts have stated that the anthrax attack may have been a CIA test "gone wrong." For more on this, see this article by a former NSA and naval intelligence officer and this statement by a distinguished law professor and bioterror expert (and this one).

It is also interesting that the only Congress members mailed anthrax letters were key Democrats, and that the attacks occurred one week before passage of the freedom-curtailing PATRIOT Act, which seems to have scared them and the rest of Congress into passing that act without even reading it. And though it may be a coincidence, White House staff began taking the anti-anthrax medicine before the Anthrax attacks occurred.

Even General William Odom, former director of the National Security Agency, said "By any measure the US has long used terrorism. In ‘78-79 the Senate was trying to pass a law against international terrorism, yet in every version they produced, the lawyers said the US would be in violation" (the audio is here).

You might think Al-Qaeda is different. It is very powerful, organized, and out to get us, right? Consider this Los Angeles Times article, reviewing a BBC documentary entitled The Power of Nightmares, which shows that the threat from Al Qaeda has been vastly overblown (and see this article on who is behind the hype). And former National Security Adviser Zbigniew Brzezinski testified to the Senate that the war on terror is "a mythical historical narrative."

What the talking heads are saying.



Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney reports that the Boston Police Department was involved with this attack.
The pattern is becoming too, too familiar.So, Boston cops were having a "bomb squad drill" on the same day as... fb.me/1JHrFKCc9
— Cynthia McKinney (@cynthiamckinney) April 15, 2013

Our hearts go out to those that are hurt or killed #Boston marathon - but this thing stinks to high heaven #falseflag

Tune in for OVERDRIVE bit.ly/AlexJoneLive #Boston – Just wait folks, #TSA groping you at sporting events coming soon
— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) April 15, 2013


— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) April 15, 2013
Explosions at the Boston Marathon. Don't that the FBI [sic] has been behind virtually every domestic terror plot in the US, as NY Times reported.

— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) April 15, 2013
What's even more disconcerting is that these tweets, as of yesterday, had 744 retweets combined.

Left-wing commentator Cenk Uygur of the Young Turks commented.
Our reaction as a country to Boston Marathon is going to be completely different if it's a Muslim w/ a bomb or a white shooter w/ a gun.
— Cenk Uygur (@cenkuygur) April 15, 2013

If shooter killed 17 people in Boston Marathon w/ assault rifle it wouldn't get near the reaction it would if a terrorist kills 3 w/ a bomb.
— Cenk Uygur (@cenkuygur) April 15, 2013

I honestly don't know what to think. Did the loose cannons in the fat acceptance movement issue a FATWA against the Boston Marathon? Will militant fatties now be considered terrorists. 

Was it a false flag operation used to create another bogeyman so that Americans will trade more of the rights for a false sense of security or was it just some poor son of a bitch wacked out on psych meds like most of the mass shooters? Time will tell.


UPDATE: Not False Flag Attack!

It's almost certain that the bomber was a militant member of the fat acceptance movement and female! Click the blue type for full story.

UPDATE: More evidence is pointing to a FALSE FLAG operation.

Elizabeth Warren Kicks The Shit Out Of Crooked Bank Regulators

Banksters are the elite of the criminal elite and they own the bank regulators just like other members of organized crime own the kops and the drug companies own the FDA.

Take the time to watch these short videos and watch her grill these weenies.

Why US Health Care Sucks

The Truth About Health Care In America 


The criminal corporate thugs who run the American health care system would like you to believe that the reason health care is so expensive in the United States is because it is your fault. Criminals who run the American health care system are the same criminals who run the health insurance companies, drug companies, medical device companies, labs and hospitals.

It is not your fault that Americans pay three times the world average for health care. The American health care system is run by vile contemptible treasonous criminal corporatists.

Breast Implant Surgery Gone Wrong?!

Obesity in the short term does cost the health care system more but in the long term because fat people die sooner obesity actually costs the health care system less. This is an example of criminals doing that what criminals do best and that is blame the victim.

Don't believe their lies!