Sunday, July 24, 2011

RNY Kills 2.5 Patients Within The First 30 Days


One thing the NAFAM (New American Fat Acceptance Movement) and NAAFA agree on is that weight loss surgery is a bad thing. NAFAM thinks it's a bad thing because it kills to many people and destroys the lives of the people who get it. If it were safe NAFAM would not oppose it. NAFFA is against it because it makes fat people skinny and that is because the only skinny people they don't hate are the skinny guys who like to pork fat girls.

Bad medicine is lucrative medicine. The high mortality rate also means a high complication rate and a high complication rate means more opportunities to rip off fatlings.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Reverend Burn Demands Proof From Obama That bin Laden is Dead

At Bigger Fatter Politics we cover news and politics from and fat centric perspective. The Reverend Burn asks an important question; WHERE THE PROOF that skinny bean pole camel humping fuck bin Laden is dead.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Disgusting Fat People by Reverend Burn

Since our spiritual leader Reverend Big Lard Ass has been on sabbatical I Fat Bastard have invited Reverend Burn to Bigger Fatter Politics and Bigger Fatter Blog. Proud FA and I agree that we want to include a religious perspective to our political blog and Bigger Fatter Blog.

Check out  Reverend Burn's You Tube Channel. 

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Monday, July 11, 2011

Bigger Bellies Mean Smaller Brains?

I, Fat Bastard am a man of science so I am not going to act like the NAAFA wackos and cry foul. I am going to look at the positives of this study and comment on them throughout the article.

http://www.livescience.com/10582-obese-people-severe-brain-degeneration.html

A new study finds obese people have 8 percent less brain tissue than normal-weight individuals. Their brains look 16 years older than the brains of lean individuals, researchers said today.
Those classified as overweight have 4 percent less brain tissue and their brains appear to have aged prematurely by 8 years.

Fat Bastard opines: If it were not for food life would suck. Thinking and intellectual pursuits only get us in trouble. Why think when you can eat! Mindless eating is GOOD!

The results, based on brain scans of 94 people in their 70s, represent "severe brain degeneration," said Paul Thompson, senior author of the study and a UCLA professor of neurology.

"That's a big loss of tissue and it depletes your cognitive reserves, putting you at much greater risk of Alzheimer's and other diseases that attack the brain," said Thompson. "But you can greatly reduce your risk for Alzheimer's, if you can eat healthily and keep your weight under control."

The findings are detailed in the online edition of the journal Human Brain Mapping.
Obesity packs many negative health effects, including increased risk of heart disease, Type 2 diabetes, hypertension and some cancers. It's also been shown to reduce sexual activity.

More than 300 million worldwide are now classified as obese, according to the World Health Organization. Another billion are overweight. The main cause, experts say: bad diet, including an increased reliance on highly processed foods.

Obese people had lost brain tissue in the frontal and temporal lobes, areas of the brain critical for planning and memory, and in the anterior cingulate gyrus (attention and executive functions), hippocampus (long-term memory) and basal ganglia (movement), the researchers said in a statement today. Overweight people showed brain loss in the basal ganglia, the corona radiata, white matter comprised of axons, and the parietal lobe (sensory lobe).

Fat Bastard pontificates: The frontal lobe is the part of the brain that causes people to be inhibited. Uninhibited people are happy. Fat girls are sluts and men love sluts.

"The brains of obese people looked 16 years older than the brains of those who were lean, and in overweight people looked 8 years older," Thompson said.

Fat Bastard comments: With age comes maturity so this sounds like a good thing.

Obesity is measured by body mass index (BMI), defined as the weight in kilograms divided by the square of the height in meters. A BMI over 25 is defined as overweight, and a BMI of over 30 as obese.

The research was funded by the National Institute on Aging, National Institute of Biomedical Imaging and Bioengineering, National Center for Research Resources, and the American Heart Association.

Monday, July 4, 2011

Google Search Proves It! Fat Girls ARE Sluts

Google Proves That Fat Girls ARE Sluts!

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This is the most "tame" image I could find!

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I have more proof that fat girls are sluts. Using the following search terms.

Fat MILF gets About 9,850,000 results (0.30 seconds)

Skinny MILF gets About 3,590,000 results (0.15 seconds)

Skinny Woman returns About 8,610,000 results (0.63 seconds) 99% fully clothed women.

Fat Woman returns About 30,800,000 results (0.25 seconds) most showing beaver or tits.

This proves two things. Fat girls are bigger sluts and they have a better body image than skinny women.

I'm not complaining because like every red blooded American male I love sluts. The point I am making is quite simple.

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Happy moon faced mama!
Fat girls do not have low "self-esteem" and they are far more sluttish than skinny women.

This is important because the ole girls NAAFA network would like you to believe that fat females suffer from low self esteem and poor body image. Clearly this is NOT the case. Other data shows that fat girls are far more promiscuous.

About a couple weeks ago, you might have heard about a study out of the University of Hawaii that found overweight and obese women (BMI>25) had ‘more sex’ than normal-weighted ones. The study was all over the news because it challenged what we would generally believe – after all, ‘skinny’ women are hotter, so they should have more sex.

The study surveyed over 7,000 women aged 15-44 about their sexual habits, and a higher percentage of the larger women reported having had sex. The researchers admitted they were surprised. “These results were unexpected and we don’t really know why this is the case,” said lead researcher Dr Bliss Kaneshiro.

If you bring together the two parts, it seems obvious why overweight and obese women would have more sex. Because of a lack of impulse control, the hefty ladies are more likely to say ‘yes’ to a man’s advances.

The study had surveyed about 7000 women aged 16-44 about their sexual habits and women who had a higher BMI (body mass index) reportedly had more sex then women that fell in a normal BMI index. The people conducting the survey found the results to be surprising and unexpected. Tell that to a million dollar porn industry solely based on BBW‘s.

According to a study published in the British Medical Journal, people who are obese are less likely to have been sexually active in the past year, but surprisingly, they're more likely than people with an average body weight to have sexually transmitted diseases and unplanned pregnancies. I'm no rocket scientist, but something tells me those are the results of not practicing safe sex.

Researchers in France surveyed 12,364 men and women between the ages of 18 and 69. Half of the participants were in the normal weight range, while the rest were overweight or obese. The survey showed that obese women were 30 percent less likely to have had sex at all in the past year, while obese men were 70 percent less likely to have had more than one sexual partner.

Research presented at the American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists 58th Annual Clinical Meeting last month backs up these findings. Data from the CDC's Youth Risk Behavior Survey shows that obese and overweight adolescent girls are less likely to use condoms or other birth control methods.

Impulsiveness, the very thing that makes fat girls sluts is the reason they go down like submarines. Food sluts are sluts. Chalk it up to high self-esteem. Past research has showed that obesity is related to poor body image, which now has been proven to be bunk. High-risk sexual behavior, like unsafe sex shows that the same lack on inhibitions that makes fat girls fat and gluttonous make them more promiscuous. And it's not just women. The survey also showed that obese men were much more apt to have had an STD, despite fewer sexual partners. Fat guys don't get laid much.



Comment by Fat Bastard:

Boom shakka lakka that yeasty gash
Boom shakka lakka got a funky rash
Boom shakka lakka whatcha gonna do?
Eat bite fuck suck gobble nibble chew.

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FATTY AT THE FAT

FATTY AT THE FAT

FATTY at the FAT by Fat Bastard

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FATTY at the FAT

The outlook isn't brilliant for Americans today;
Three quarters are fat or obese I am sad to say,
To doctors and weight loss gurus it's a money making game
All they offer fat folks is more and more of the silly same

A waddling herd goes to McDonalds. The rest
Cling to that hope which springs eternal in a Kentucky Fried Chicken breast;
They thought, "If only miracle could get their metabolisms out of whack
They'd spend lots of money now, on an Atkins style quack."

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But Atkins died a big fat pig, a charlatan and fake,
And Jenny Craig says it OK to eat a lot of cake;

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So upon that stricken multitude of lemmings oh so fat;
Comes Dr Phil without a pill but a major bastard rat.

Though Dr Phil paid huge fines to the FTC, his books
Get published by Slimon and Shyster another bunch of crooks.
And when the lemmings read his books they continue to get fat,
I bet they need another book. Do you think it might be that?

400,000 Americans this year will see an early grave
Simply because when it comes to food they choose not to behave
They waddle to the doctor to get their insulin,
Fatty pays a fortune and big pharma cashes in.
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There is this sleaze in doctor's manner because he knows his place;
Is to bilk the patient's HMO and put a smile on his face.
Responding to the jeers, he says, "Your reaction is quite odd.
M. D. stands for Me Deity. In other words, I'm God."

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Now on insulin and statin drugs Fatty enjoys all food.
But don't be late with his dinner plate it may effect his mood.

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He knows now that he's not too fat he's happy to report,
He tells the world he can't wipe his butt cause his arms are just to short.

Walking to the parking lot he'll wheeze and gasp for air,
Knowing that the paramedics can quickly be right there.
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Close by a Gold's Gym beckons to the healthy and the fit
"That ain't my style," said Fatty, "I'd rather eat and sit.

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From the realm of reality came a sane and sober voice,
That said that being fat and sick and gluttonous really was a choice.
We are not made fat by our genes or the stress that comes with life
And it's OK to complain about your fat and lazy wife.

Perhaps this trend towards obesity could be a moral failing;
A symptom of a society that is weak and sick and ailing
Ask A fatty why he's fat and he will tell a lie.
Ask him if he eats too much, it's something he'll deny.

"Fraud!" cried the maddened voice, and echo answered "Fraud!"
But one scornful look from a Fatty and the audience was awed.

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"How dare anyone imply it is my fault", an angry Fatty roared!
"I eat because I'm hungry and I eat because I'm bored".


A sneer has fled from Fatty's lip, the teeth are clenched in hate;
He pounds with cruel violence his fork upon the dinner plate.
And now the waiter holds the tray and now he lets it go,
And now the air is shattered by the force of Fatty's mighty blow.

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout;
But there is no joy in Fatland — Mighty Fatty's heart crapped out.
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