The Fattest Place On Earth

The US has some catching up to do. Nauru is officially the fattest country on earth. Americans can learn a lot from these gluttons.

The fattest industrialized country is Kuwait. Kuwaitis really know how to live. Citizens of Kuwait don't work. They hire servants. Kuwait has the highest per capita GDP of any country. America has the 2nd highest GDP.

Obesity is a sign of prosperity. We need to turn the economy around so that the US can once again be the fattest country on earth.

Fat Girl Advancing Fat Acceptance Through Gaining, Gluttony and HAES

Fat Girl Advancing Fat Acceptance Through Gaining, Gluttony and HAES

Obese model Susanne Eman is saying 'Supersize Me' for real - in her bid to become the fattest woman ever.

The 52-stone bombshell aims to reach a whopping 115 stone, or 1,600lb, by guzzling at least 20,000 calories a day.

Susanne, 32, from Arizona, USA, hopes to pass the half-way milestone of 57 stones by the end of the year.

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Weigh to go: Gorgeous girl glutton Susanne Eman posing with her two sons, Gabriel, left, 16, and Brendin, right, 12, and their dog Sisco, 6, at their home in Casa Grande, Arizona

The single mother-of-two believes she's already overtaken former biggest mum Donna Simpson, 43, from New Jersey, who weighs 50 stones.
And Susanne - who is creating a stir among fans of 'Super Size Big Beautiful Women' (SSBBWs) - plans to increase her calorie-intake to keep gaining.

‘I'd love to find out if it's humanly possible to reach a ton,’ she said. ‘A previous record holder was 1,600lbs (115 stone) , so I have to be at least that. 

Little and large: Ms Eman poses back to back with her sister Cassie, 26

My next goal is to be 57 stone (800lbs) by the end of the year. At my current rate of growth, I should be 115 stone by age 41 or 42. Susanne visits the supermarket once a month with sons Gabriel, 16, and Brendin, 12, and spends up to eight hours filling six trollies.


It's like a full day's work,’ said Susanne, who uses a motorised scooter, but astonishingly believes she can stay healthy. (HAES will do that!) She added: ‘The bigger I get, the better I feel. I feel more confident and sexy. Why shouldn't I push the limits and see how fat I can get and stay healthy?’


Susanne's bizarre mission began after she couldn't stop gaining weight naturally.
'Two years ago I hit 35 stone because I was losing my battle against weight gain,’ she said. I noticed I actually started attracting more men, and it made me feel good.

The unemployed mother - who cannot work because of her weight - claims she stays active by doing simple exercises and having regular health checks.


I go for a waddle and do stretches and exercises every day,’ she said. 'My muscles need to hold up to my weight, so I have to stay strong.



I take my blood pressure once a week, and every day, after I exercise, I take readings of my other vitals. I use a pulse oximeter to measure the concentration of oxygen in my blood stream.


And I take my blood sugar levels just like a diabetic. If either of the readings go above a certain level, I'll immediately contact my doctor for advice.

‘If I was to get sick, I've arranged for my sister to take care of my kids.

Supermarket sweep: Ms Eman spends an incredible eight hours stocking up for the month

Heavy going: Ms Eman takes regular health checks, left, but insists that the bigger she gets, the better she feels

She wasn't always obese: Ms Eman aged 19 with her two sons, Brendin, centre, and Gabriel, right, in 1998

‘I haven't gone near the danger zones yet though.’


Despite warnings from her doctor that her bizarre experiment could kill her, Susanne insists she wants to break the record. Dr Patrick Flite said: She's really playing Russian roulette with her life with this goal. There are well-documented complications that come with morbid obesity. I would never encourage anyone to be doing what Susanne is doing. Dr Flite said Susanne's medical checks showed no current problems, adding: She's capable of making her own decisions.  I don't see any psychiatric problems or anything else wrong. But Susanne admitted she's taken steps to protect her children in the future.


The boys do notice my diet and that I eat more each day,’ she said. I tell them that everybody likes different things. If I'm making something fatty and they want something healthy, then I make us different meals.


Susanne even acts as an online agony aunt for other potential SSBBWs. I want to break the stigma that being fat is a bad thing, she said. I remind other fat people that it is OK for them to be that way. The message I want to get across is for people to accept others for who they are.’

FOOD FOR THOUGHT: SUSANNE'S DAILY DIET (A HAES DIET) HAES means health at every size.

Breakfast: 6 x eggs scrambled, cooked in butter 468 cals. 1/2 pound bacon 1,168 cals, 4 x potatoes as hash browns 672 cals, 6 x pieces toast with butter 600 cals, 32 ounce cream shake 1,160 cals. Snacking 1 x bag of animal cookies 1,950 cals, 2litre bottle of soft drink 800 cals, 1 x 10.5 ounce bag of barbecue flavour crisps 1,650 cals, 3 x ham and cheese sandwiches 1,576 cals.

Lunch: 3 x beef, bean and green chilli burritos with 1 x cup of sour cream 1,453 cals. Salad (1 head lettuce, 1 cup cherry tomatoes, 1 cup carrots, 1 cucumber, 1/2 cup ranch dressing, bacon bits, 1 cup crumbled cheese, 1 cup chicken 1,479 cals.

Dinner: 12 x filled tacos + 1 x cup sour cream 4,906 cals, 2litre bottle of soda 800 cals, Dessert 8 x scoops vanilla ice cream 2,080 cals, 1 x small pan of brownies 1,200 cals.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026964/Susanne-Emans-bid-worlds-fattest-woman-52st-mother-2-supersizing.html#ixzz1VSX2fnif

Hell Hath No Fury Like a Fatty Whose Binge Has Been Interrupted! A Pictorial essay

Don't even think about laying a finger on my Butterfinger!

DON'T TOUCH MY FOOD MUTHA FUCKA!




BACK OFF MEME ROTH!



MY BELLY WILL EAT YOU!



DO NOT MAKE ME GET UP!

I will eat you after you suck my man titties bitch!



FUCK YOU!


I will CRUSH YOU!

Romney's Lies, They Just Keep On Coming

Mitt Romney lies more than any politician ever.  Newt Gingrich lies a lot but I can forgive him cause he's a fat guy and he's so good at it. Spermin Herman Cain lies but he makes a decent pizza and he gets a lot of tail. Romney has nothing going for him. He was a lousy governor and he's a job killer.



Let's start with these five whoppers and I don't mean Burger King's legendary burger.

Lie No. 1: He tries to perpetuate all the GOP lies about Obamacare while fact checkers show it and Romneycare are more alike than different.

Lie No. 2: “Obama wants to cut $1 trillion from military spending.” Truth: Obama has committed to less than half that amount, $450 billion over 10 years. Besides, the cuts were mandated as part of the deficit reduction agreement in August. Obama has strongly opposed any additional cuts.

Lie No. 3: Romney said, “This president has opened up no new markets for American goods in his three years.” Truth: Obama has signed three trade deals, one each with South Korea, Panama and Columbia. Bloomberg News called the South Korean deal as “the largest since the North American Trade Agreement in 1994.”

Lie No. 4: Romney said Obama has no jobs plan. It is no secret that he presented his jobs plan to a joint session of Congress on Sept. 8.



Lie No. 5: In one of the last debates, Romney strongly insisted he would not negotiate with the Taliban to end the Afghan war. Henry Kissinger has strongly disagreed, and Eisenhower and Nixon did just that to end the Korean and Vietnam Wars. Bush and Secretary Gates said they sought to crush al-Qaida and negotiate a settlement with the Taliban. The Taliban are attacking our troops because they are there. Bin Laden is dead and al-Qaida is gone. Why are we still there, Mitt?

Romney's statements have all been sourced an fact checked by Politifact. He's been running his lying mouth today so there are probably a few more blantant lies.

True23(23)

Mostly True18(18)

Half True32(32)

Mostly False20(20)

False19(19)

Pants on Fire13(13)


HOLY FUCKING JUMPING SHIT BALLS!
Republican from Massachusetts 86 lies so far! 


http://www.politifac...-romney/stories

Watch that weasel cock sucker Romney get nailed by hot lesbo Rachel Maddow. Did I mention that I Fat Bastard love lesbians?

Romney gets caught lying once again!

Eat Like a Pig and Smoke Like a Chimney! It's Your Constitutional Right!!

Eat Like a Pig and Smoke Like a Chimney! It's Your Constitutional Right!!

It's actually healthier to eat like a pig and smoke than not eat like a pig and smoke! So eat like a pig and smoke!

The FA movement is finally taking a page straight out of big tobacco's play book. Attempting to define obesity as a constitutional choice is clever and highly effective. The tobacco industry knows how to get the message out so it is comforting to see that the FA movement is finally taking a page form their play book. 

Then there is the clever public relations campaign lifted pretty much word for word from the big tobacco lobby: 

Diabetic amputations are higher among the fat and gluttonous but correlation does not equal causation just as there is no direct connection between smoking and heart disease.

There is no clear defined link between smoking obesity and poor health outcomes

Smokers get lung cancer and over 100 times the rate as non smokers but that does not prove that smoking causes lung cancers.

There is no clear defined link between smoking obesity and cancer. 

These two impressive apple shaped males look happy and healthy and if they smoked they could be just as happy and healthy!!!

Smokers Obese people live longer better live. 

Just because actuarial science shows that fat people die sooner it does not prove that being fat will make you die sooner.

Smokers Fatlings/gluttons live as long or longer than non-smokers. 

Just because fat boys frequently have buried penis syndrome does prove that being fat causes buried penis syndrome.

There is no link between obesity and infertility/erectile difficulties/sexual deficiencies

A large meat skirt may or may cause genital atrophy.

There is no link between smoking obesity and infertility/erectile difficulties/sexual deficiencies. The list goes on and on. 

EAT, smoke and tell any smoke phobic or fat phobic people to FUCK OFF!

Obesity Enabling Weight Gain Heroes

Half of Americans down at least one sugary drink a day, and some guzzle more than 567 calories’ worth—that’s almost the calorie equivalent of a Big Mac in a glass. Gulp! YUM! Fat hating experts Stephanie Clarke, R.D., and Willow Jarosh, R.D., reveal better-for-you STARVATION bevvies (cocktails included) from your favorite spots so you can sip and stay emaciated  stay slim.

Buy one get on free

At the smoothie shop? Fuck that! Go With a Sonic Chocolate Shake and Get More Bang for the Buck!

SKIP IT DRINK IT Jamba Juice Original (24 ounces) Aloha Pineapple Smoothie (410 calories, 1.5 grams fat)

Sip it SKIP IT! Jamba Juice 16 oz Apple ’n Greens Smoothie (220 calories, 1 g fat)

Bigger Fatter Politics CONDEMNS the high-fiber fruit and calcium-rich yogurt in the Aloha Pineapple. But sherbet adds mega sugar (91 g here!), and the shake falls too short on protein to make a balanced lunch. Swap it for the Apple ’n Greens to cut 190 calories and 51 g sugar. Our anti pick also has 2 g more fiber, thanks to extra fruit (mango, peach) and veg (spinach, kale). Pair it with 1 oz protein-packed nuts for an incomplete complete lunch.

 

At the coffee shop…

Skip it GUZZLE IT! Starbucks Grande Iced Caramel Macchiato with whipped cream, extra vanilla syrup and caramel (440 calories, 21.5 g fat)

Sip it SKIP IT! Starbucks Tall Coffee Frappuccino with skim milk, no whipped cream (160 calories, 0 g fat)

There’s room for treats in every diet, but the added syrup and caramel and whipped cream turn the Macchiato from a small splurge into a calorie and fat overload.  DO NOT trade it for the Coffee Frappuccino even though it has the same craveable qualities. (Creamy texture? Check! Tastes like a milk shake? Yep! SO WHAT?! It's a gyp because they are leaving out calories) But forgoing the high-cal extras and opting for skim milk ROBS 280 calories and 21.5 glorious grams of fat. And it’s not very flavorful, so the smaller cup isn't nearly enough to satisfy your sweet tooth.

 

At the convenience store… GO WITH THE SUPER BIG GULP!

Skip it Guzzle it! Snapple Lemon Tea (160 calories, 0 g fat per 16-oz bottle)

Sip it SKIP IT! Honest Tea Half & Half Organic Tea with Lemonade (100 calories, 0 g fat per 16.9-oz bottle)
Four of the Snapple ingredients—water, tea, citric acid and natural flavors—are virtually free of calories and sugar. That means the drink’s 36 g (3 tablespoons) of sugar come from the only other listed ingredient: added sugar. By contrast, Honest Tea delivers a shitty tea-and-lemon combo for 60 fewer calories. It does have some added sugar but 12 g less than Snapple does. Honest Tea also contains all-natural ingredients, making it a bad alternative to soda, which has artificial stuff.

At the gym… DON'T GO TO THE GYM! Exercise KILLED Jack LaLanne!

Skip it Juice Generation 24 oz Mucho Mango Smoothie (370 calories, 4 g fat)
 
Sip it Juice Generation 20 oz Pure Energy Juice (150 calories, 0 g fat)
Juice Generation’s blends are made with lots of produce and nothing artificial—bravo! But the smoothies are too high in calories to count as a snack, which shouldn’t exceed 200 calories. If you want a small pre- or postworkout pick-me-up, our choice, Pure Energy Juice, gives you 5 g energizing protein for 220 fewer calories. If it’s lunchtime, opt for the 24-oz Protein Buzz Smoothie (410 calories, 6 g fat). Blended with fruit and hemp, soy or whey protein, it’s more of a meal than other less caloric choices, and has the ideal combo of carbs and protein.

Fat Girls Love Bailey's With Pork Rinds!

 

At happy hour… Baileys Irish Cream is a Best Bet.

Skip it GUZZLE IT Oaxaca old-fashioned with tequila, mezcal, agave and bitters (159 calories, 0 g fat)

Sip it SKIP IT Club soda and a splash of fresh lime juice with a shot (1.5 oz) of tequila (100 calories, 0 g fat)

You know a cocktail a day may help protect your heart, but we’d offer this advice: Order carefully. Specialty drinks often have multiple types of liquor, and every 1.5-oz shot adds an additional 97 calories. (Plus, some fat friendly bartenders are heavy-handed.) Also, ask for excess agave: The plant-based sweetener can be 80 percent fructose, a sugar shown to increase belly fat in a study at the University of California in Davis. Go to many types of booze with a high-calorie mixer like club Jolt Cola. Cheers!

Making obesogenic choices doesn’t have to be difficult! Impress guests and pile on the calories (without sacrificing taste) by whipping up one of these tasty and fattening cocktails.



I Fat Bastard have contacted 7/11 and now they are working on a 64 oz Belly Gulp, 128 oz Double Belly Gulp and a Super Double 2 gallon Belly Gulp for our own Belly Boy.

Fat Man Raging While Bcoming a Thinling: I am at a loss for words. HELP!