Spam...The Kind You Can't Eat

Warning parody ahead.

Everybody likes a pound or two of fried spam and a dozen eggs along with some Texas toast and jelly, a big stack of flap jacks and a big glass of OJ. Everybody hates the kind of spam that shows up on blogs or in our emails.

Bill Gates on spam...

"But spam is worse than irritating. It is a drain on business productivity, an increasingly costly waste of time and resources that clogs corporate networks and distracts workers. Among consumers, it spreads scams, pornography and even computer viruses. Worse, spammers prey on less sophisticated e-mail users, including children, threatening their safety and privacy."

-Bill Gates (Jun 03)

Less than .1% of people click on spam but that is enough to keep spammers in business.  Do your best to educate new computer users not to click on spam links. 

I would encourage all the gun nuts to hunt down spammers and shoot them in the balls.

This sexy BBW can probably cook up a a nice spam breakfast in her kitchen.

I, Fat Bastard, could enable a spam bot here on Bigger Fatter Politics but that would require captcha and captcha is a pain in the ass for commentators so I will continue to remove spam manually.

Colorado Theater Shooting

Why is it that these crazy fuckers always end up killing innocent people? I get it you crazy fucks, there is a lot to be pissed off about and there are a lot of evil people that need a bullet in the head so why don't you think it out?  This douche bag that killed totally strangers was smart enough to know that none of the people who he shot were not his enemies.


James Holmes is/was a total fucking asshole as was McVeigh. At least with the school shooting like Columbine the shooters took out some scumbag bullies but Holmes and McVeigh didn't kill any scumbags.

I really doubt if there was anyone in that Colorado theater who deserved to die or needed to be killed. Why did this turd go on a shooting spree? Did he really have a break with reality? I think not. Reports are emerging that he may have had an accomplice. A wittiness reports that a person in the front row took a cell phone call and then exited a door and came back in dressed in body armor and a gas mask. He tossed out a tear gas grenade and then began firing his AR-15 riffle.

AR-15 Assault Rifle

Colorado theater shooter James Holmes

This asshole was pissed about something so why couldn't he direct that anger at people who really are evil? Why is it that crazy people always end up killing mostly innocent people? Maybe some greedy Romney types got killed at the WTC attacks but most of the people who were killed were innocent.



It goes without saying that the shooting, wounding and killing of the 72 victims in that Colorado movie theater is a tragedy but here's another tragedy. There are people who are not innocent and do deserve a round from an AR-15 in their black hearts. Osama bin Laden was one of them. There are other people more evil than bin Laden and they are right here in the US.

My advice to people like James Holmes and Tim McVeigh, stop killing innocent people when there are so many truly evil people out there. If James Holmes has gone to the boardroom of a large bankster run bank or a pharmaceutical company and unleashed his fury on a bunch of billionaire scum he's be a hero to many people here and abroad. 

Next time one of you gun toting psychos want to go on a killing spree, leave the innocent people alone and kill some people who need killing.

UPDATE! 

James Eagan Holmes has been described as a shy and well-mannered young man by a neighbor, who claims the Colorado shooting suspect was heavily involved in his local Presbyterian church.

Read more at http://global.christianpost.com/news/james-holmes-colorado-shooter-described-as-normal-christian-boy-amid-mental-health-investigation-photo-78623/#BAoJk3LSsLM0CAph.99

Related: The Role Prescription Psych Meds Play In Murders and Suicides Click Here

In the cases of these random shootings there is a common thread and that is the use of prescription psychiatric medications. In the 70's and 80s we had much higher murder rates and millions more gun owners but we did not have the wide spread drugging of our young men and boys. These types of shootings began with the use of drugs like Paxil, Seraquel, Prozac, Lyrica and the psycho stimulants. While correlation may not be causation in this case it is well known that these drugs make people violent and suicidal.

James Holmes is a Christian

Belly Boy's Possible New Look

Over the the past few weeks Belly Boy's faithful man servant, James the Butler has been keeping us abreast on Belly Boy's medical vacation in Thailand. Belly Boy is one of the millions of medical tourists who goes to Asian countries for the latest cutting edge medical treatment.

Artists from the OMG SoySauce company's advertising department have interpolated and extrapolated images on Belly Boy and through advanced computer imaging came up with this image of what Belly Boy will look like if his medical treatment is a "success".

Belly Boy is having testicular re-invigoration therapy to beef up his testicular atrophy or shrinking nut sack. He is also undergoing some secret weigh loss procedure and treatment for a broken femur. It seems that Belly Boy slipped on some lady boy cream in his hospital room. I can only guess but I suspect that the lady boys are being brought in as an adjunct treatment for his homosexuality/bisexuality syndrome.

This is one of the Thai lady boys that has been helping Belly Boy with his therapy. With the electro shock therapy and a fall on the lady boy cream Belly Boy's favorite soup will no longer be Cream of  Sum Yung Gi.

Belly Boy will return soon and resume his work as Bigger Fatter Politic's internet reporter. We see Belly Boy as the Anderson Cooper of cyber journalists. He came from blue blood, wealth and privilege but he is a man of the people. Like Anderson Cooper rumors have been swirling about Belly Boy's sexuality. Anderson Copper has come out. Belly Boy has come in.

Anderson Cooper turned gay by Kathy Griffin shock therapy. Belly Boy turned straight by electric shock and Thai lady boys.

Folks, let give Belly Boy a hardy Boom Shakka Lakka...

Boom Shakka Lakka Ain't no perjury
Boom Shakka Lakka testicular surgery
Boom Shakka Lakka lady boy moaners
Boom Shakk Lakka  Belly Boy boners

Belly Boy shouts YO kickin it old school heads to his bariatric limo with a posse of eight lady boy hos in tow to meet up with his homeboy Brodus Clay, gets on the cell and calls his mama.... Yo Mama!

SEC Documents Indicate Romney Committed Perjury

http://current.com/s...ecrets-and-lies

Political junkies are abuzz today with the latest Romney flip-flop, but this time it’s a little more serious. This morning, The Boston Globe reported that although Romney has said that he retired from Bain Capital in 1999, SEC filings by Bain claim that Romney remained the “sole shareholder, sole director, Chief Executive Officer and President” of Bain until 2002. And we’ve got the documents to show it.

Check out this excerpt from Romney’s 2001 Public Financial Disclosure Report, which he signed.




Now, check out this bit from the Securities and Exchange commission document filed by Bain Capital in 2002, signed by Romney:




So which is it? Did Romney lie to the American people about having left Bain three years before he actually did or did he lie to the SEC when he signed the 2001 filings? The Boston Globe stated that the discrepancy is important because “[Romney] has said his resignation in February 1999 meant he was not responsible for Bain Capital companies that went bankrupt or laid off workers after that date” and because Bain is the main source of Romney’s wealth.

The answer might be in the details. Politico published a statement from Bain Capital this afternoon:

“Mitt Romney left Bain Capital in February 1999 … Due to the sudden nature of Mr. Romney’s departure, he remained the sole stockholder for a time while formal ownership was being documented and transferred to the group of partners who took over management of the firm in 1999″

Which, apparently, is why Romney’s name is on the SEC filings three years after he “retired.”

Discrepant details or not, this is not good news for Romney. Lying to the SEC is considered a felony; lying to American voters is, well, just not right.

A Quick Salute To The World's Fattest Astronomer 'Dr" Gerald Teddy Bear

Teddy has a lot of strings to his bow. He's political activist, fat rights crusader, cartoonist, bariatric nutritionist, educator,  and astronomer.


Phases of the moon Oreo style!  This cookie is for you Teddy! OINK!

Romney Guilty of Perjury and Felony Lying to the Federal Government!

This is a reblog from Romney The Liar  

 Read More of Romney's Lies On Romney The Liar

Thursday, July 12, 2012

***WILLARD "MITT" ROMNEY THE LIAR NAILED BY HIS OWN TESTIMONY!***

This is BIG folks! Willard has repeatedly said that he left Bain [Vulture] Capital in February 1999, and that he was too busy organizing the 2002 Olympics top be involved in Bain.

NOW HE'S BEEN PROVEN A LIAR BY HIS OWN TESTIMONY!

Check out the story here:

Mitt Romney's repeated claim that he played no part in executive decision-making related to Bain after 1999 is false, according to Romney's own testimony in June 2002, in which he admitted to sitting on the board of the Lifelike Co., a doll maker that was a Bain investment during the period.


Romney has consistently insisted that he was too busy organizing the 2002 Winter Olympics to take part in Bain business between 1999 and that event. But in the testimony, which was provided to The Huffington Post, Romney noted that he regularly traveled back to Massachusetts. "[T]here were a number of social trips and business trips that brought me back to Massachusetts, board meetings, Thanksgiving and so forth," he said. 


Romney's sworn testimony was given as part of a hearing to determine whether he had sufficient residency status in Massachusetts to run for governor. 


Romney testified that he "remained on the board of the Staples Corporation and Marriott International, the Life Like Corporation" at the time.


Yet in the Aug. 12, 2011, federal disclosure form filed as part of his presidential bid, he said, "Mr. Romney retired from Bain Capital on February 11, 1999 to head the Salt Lake Organizing Committee. Since February 11, 1999, Mr. Romney has not had any active role with any Bain Capital entity and has not been involved in the operations of any Bain Capital entity in any way."


Perjury! Felony lying to the Federal Government! If Willard was still actively managing Bain as late as 2002, that he means he was ACTIVELY involved in:

Mitt admitted that he worked for Bain for 25 years. 1977 + 25 = 2002 I guess he didn't think people could add.


--OUTSOURCING AMERICAN JOBS TO CHINA
--APPROVING AN INVESTMENT IN A COMPANY THAT DISPOSED OF ABORTED FETUSES
--DESTROYING MORE AMERICAN COMPANIES AND AMERICAN JOBS.


Read the whole thing, and then SPREAD IT AROUND!


Let's wring Willard's political neck with this!

Romney's Bus Vandalized? Alternator Belt Cut?

It's a lie and here is why. I, Fat Bastard, know a couple of diesel mechanics. They work on Peter Builts, K-Whoppers, Cummins, Mercedes and other truck and bus diesel engines. The drive belts on these engines are extremely robust and nearly impossible to cut even if they are off the motor.

I know that alternator and power steering driving belts on most cars are reinforced by steel aramid or kevlar cables inside the rubber. Even a large nick in the ribbing would be of little importance as far as belt integrity and reliability are concerned.

Many bus and coach engines are like this Detroit Diesel

It would take a magician to reach inside the locked engine compartment and cut the drive belt. The fan would need to be removed before you could get a cutting tool on the belt and even then cutting the belt would be next to impossible. In the above picture the fan blocks access to the belt but when the engine is installed in an engine compartment there is also a radiator that would further block access to the belt.

Radiator and fan need to be removed to reach the alternator belt on this Cummins diesel.

Loosening the fuel or oil filter would have been easier than cutting an impossible to cut drive belt. Cutting a radiator hose would be easy.


Alternators for bus engines are very powerful and robust. They require a very robust drive belt.  

There are sketchy reports on propaganda sites claiming that a Romney some Democrats cut the alternator drive belt on Romney's tour bus. This claim is bogus in many accounts. Even if it were possible to cut the belt let alone if it were on the engine there is no proof that an Democrat did it. There are a hell of a lot of Ron Paul, Newt Gingrich and Santorum supporters who would like to cut Romney's lying throat let alone an alternator belt. If someone wanted to vandalize his bus it would have been much simpler just puncturing the tires or pouring water in the fuel tank or clipping some wires.

If there was a problem with the belt it probably just broke due to a problem with the pulley system.

The liars at the Romney campaign are lying.

Here are the lies.... http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2012/07/09/alternator-belt-cut-on-romney-bus/#comment-368677

The Romney team today confirmed grass-roots reports that a campaign bus was sabotaged by an unknown vandal over the weekend.

The bus, which was being used for campaign events but not transporting Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, was parked in Richmond, Va., when the vehicle was tampered with late Saturday night or early Sunday morning.

A Romney campaign official told PJM that the alternator belt was cut. Repairs were under way Monday to get the bus back on the road for a voter registration event in Springfield, Va., from 3 p.m. to 7 p.m. at the Springfield Metro Commuter Lot.

A “Moms for Mitt” mobile phone bank that had been scheduled for 11:30 a.m. this morning in Leesburg, Va., had to be canceled because of the disabled bus.

The official said other reports that the bus’ tires had been slashed were incorrect.

No police report was filed on the incident and there were no suspects.