Bigger Fatter Politics Is Kicking ASS!

Biggerfatterpolitics.blogspot.com it is ranked #704,640 in the world, a low rank means that this website gets lots of visitors. This site is worth $4448 USD and advertising revenue is $100 USD per day. it has 3249 visitors and 6324 pageviews per day. Currently, this site needs more than 211.78 MB bandwidth per day, this month will needs more than 6.41 GB bandwidth. Its seo score is 63.2%. IP address is 173.194.66.132, and its server is hosted at Mountain View, United States. Last updated on Mon, 08 Jul 2013 02:11:05 GMT.

I Fat Bastard would like to take this opportunity to thank, The Chef, Proud FA, Belly Boy, Dr Bear, Rotunda Hindenberg, Womynia, Coach Gaines, Jenna Talia and Lynn Gweenie for the growth and success of Bigger Fatter Politics and making is the most successful fat centric news source on the net.

UPDATE:  Bigger Fatter Politics Continues to Sky Rocket!

SEO Score is 63.2% for biggerfatterpolitics.blogspot.com

This is an amzingly high SEO score for a website let alone a blog. Much of the credit certainly goes to me, Fat Bastard but if it were not for out readers and fan base of greedy gluttons Bigger Fatter Politics would go the way of the rest of the fat acceptance blog that are here today and gone tomorrow.  We thank you for your support! 

BOOM Shakala A Tribute to Belly Boy

BOOM shaklaka he's an all time great.
BOOM shakalaka he ate ate ate
Layin the dick to his skinny Asian ho
BOOM shakalaka Belly Boy YO!

The crowd goes wild. Fat Bastard announces that he has a special guest and out comes Snoop Dog who rocks and impromtu rhyme with the Chef and both the Chef's posse and Snoop's posse toss Belly Burgers into the crowd and a near riot ensues until a naked Belly Boy come thundering in over the audience on a zip line spewing 100+ pounds of fecal matter over the audience. The roar of the crowd is deafening as the break into 20 minutes of BOOM Shakalaka  BOOM Shakalaka  BOOM Shakalaka  BOOM Shakalaka  BOOM Shakalaka!

Belly Boy busts a few rhymes free stylin and then heads to his fleet of giant Belly Mobiles. At this point the crowd is too awed to utter a sound as they have seen the Buddah of Foodah.  It's a holy moment.

Belly Boy then jets off to his Asian tour about a rocket powered double sized replica of the Hindenberg named the Blimp Shakalaka.

Belly Boy's Possible New Look

Over the the past few weeks Belly Boy's faithful man servant, James the Butler has been keeping us abreast on Belly Boy's medical vacation in Thailand. Belly Boy is one of the millions of medical tourists who goes to Asian countries for the latest cutting edge medical treatment.

Artists from the OMG SoySauce company's advertising department have interpolated and extrapolated images on Belly Boy and through advanced computer imaging came up with this image of what Belly Boy will look like if his medical treatment is a "success".

Belly Boy is having testicular re-invigoration therapy to beef up his testicular atrophy or shrinking nut sack. He is also undergoing some secret weigh loss procedure and treatment for a broken femur. It seems that Belly Boy slipped on some lady boy cream in his hospital room. I can only guess but I suspect that the lady boys are being brought in as an adjunct treatment for his homosexuality/bisexuality syndrome.

This is one of the Thai lady boys that has been helping Belly Boy with his therapy. With the electro shock therapy and a fall on the lady boy cream Belly Boy's favorite soup will no longer be Cream of  Sum Yung Gi.

Belly Boy will return soon and resume his work as Bigger Fatter Politic's internet reporter. We see Belly Boy as the Anderson Cooper of cyber journalists. He came from blue blood, wealth and privilege but he is a man of the people. Like Anderson Cooper rumors have been swirling about Belly Boy's sexuality. Anderson Copper has come out. Belly Boy has come in.

Anderson Cooper turned gay by Kathy Griffin shock therapy. Belly Boy turned straight by electric shock and Thai lady boys.

Folks, let give Belly Boy a hardy Boom Shakka Lakka...

Boom Shakka Lakka Ain't no perjury
Boom Shakka Lakka testicular surgery
Boom Shakka Lakka lady boy moaners
Boom Shakk Lakka  Belly Boy boners

Belly Boy shouts YO kickin it old school heads to his bariatric limo with a posse of eight lady boy hos in tow to meet up with his homeboy Brodus Clay, gets on the cell and calls his mama.... Yo Mama!

Welcome To Bigger Fatter Politics

Bigger Fatter Politics is an offshoot of Bigger Fatter Blog. While Bigger Fatter Blog is the leading internet resource for all things fat Bigger Fatter Politics will quickly become the leader in all thing fat & political.

We will be presenting articles on some of the heavyweights in the fat arena such as Belly Boy, Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear, Kelly Bliss, Joy Nash, Mike Huckabee, MeMe Roth, the Drugster Rush Limbaugh, Marylin Wann, Kate Harding, Rev BLA, Paul Campos, The Chef, Marrianne Kirby, Bill Fabrey, Linda Bacon, Jamie Oliver, The Godfather of Feederism Conrad Blickenstorfer, Fat Hater Michael Karolchyk and others.

I will start with the shellacing anti-gluttony activist MeMe Roth gives Kelly Bliss. It's ignorant and dishonest women like Kelly Bliss that make it easy for gluttony phobic activist like MeMe Roth to win the debates. I would like to debate them both but so far both of them have declined my invitation.

I would whip MeMe by saying that scientifically most of what she says is true. Then I will have that sexy little blond spitfire disarmed. Then I will say, I, Fat Bastard, like 75% of Americans am a hedonistic greedy gluttony so why do you have a problem with that? And then in sexy voice I'd say, MeMe almost like a Frenchman would say Fifi. I think MeMe would swoon over me Fat Bastard. Skinny chicks love fat guys.



I would just tell Kelly Bliss to take some fucking Midol, call Jenny Craig and to shut the fuck up because she's making ALL fatlings look stupid. Then I'd tell her how much hotter MeMe looks than her and that MeMe is a far better mother. Fat girls really are bad mothers and they hate hearing it but most guys aren't looking for that. The want an easy lay and fat chicks will go down like a submarine.

I cringe when I see that moron Kelly Bliss debate MeMe Roth. MeMe clobbers her every single time. This blog will be dedicated to reforming the politics of fat acceptance and restoring it to the vision that founder Bill Fabrey intended.

Kelly Bliss conducting an exercise class. There is only one other fatling there so it looks like most fatlings aren't buying her HAES and fat and fit line of happy horseshit. Any self-respecting fatling won't be caught dead in a gym. True self-accepting fatlings are home on the sofa watching Paula Deen and eating bacon cheese cake and butter.

I do agree with Kelly Bliss on one thing; eating fruits and vegetables is a from of fat hatred because we all know if you eat them you will not be able to maintain your blubber but overall Kelly Bliss is full of shit and MeMe mopped the floor with her and I think MeMe was holding back. Skinny chicks are so shy and demure. Sure fat girls can be charging histrionic hippos because that is their nature but they need to have the facts to back it up.

This is merely a sample of what Bigger Fatter Politics will be covering.

Future topics with be:

Fat Tax Legislation

How to get Free Money simply for being fat

The impact of obesity on health care

Fat friendly doctors

Fat porn

Fat Sex

The politics of food

We will also cover public interest stories because to much hard news can be boring. We will discuss the following:

Fat Porn

Yeast infection and fat folds
 
 Diets and the diet industry

Care and feeding of your pannus.

Feederism

Recipes and cooking shows

Well folks, stay tuned to Bigger Fatter Politics and bookmark us in your browser.

EAT!