Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Sequential Moon Rise and Eclipse

Cartoon Caricature of Dr Bear
It was too cloudy to see the eclipse so like many Americans I, Fat Bastardo had to see it online after the fact. Our science consultant Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear may have time to comment on the lunar event. Hopefully he will be reporting on it on his YouTube channel and blogs.

Last night and early this morning Dr Bear was studying the total lunar eclipse and he was up very late doing his observation and calculations and at this point he is busy compiling data and preparing his report. Dr Bear is working tirelessly so that he can bring his important work to his readers.

Click here to see a lunar eclipse slide show.

Venice, CA

Monday, April 14, 2014

The Belly God vs Bible God

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Benevolent Belly God vs Brutal Bible God 

Compared to every other god, the god of Abraham is the most evil. Even many thinlings hate Jehovah/Allah aka Allahovah. The following video shows in his own words what a vile and evil god Allahovah is.

Eve who was framed and Adam got kicked out of heaven simply for eating a measly apple but Belly God would have served all the apple pie ala mode you could eat and gourmet coffee. That wasn't the worst of it. That Bastardly Bible God kicked Adam and Eve out of paradise and he has made us suffer disease and starvation ever since for the "sin" of two mind slaves getting enlightened by a talking snake. The apple came from the tree of knowledge. Science means knowledge. Conscience means with knowledge. God so hated the world that he brought death and misery to every animal simply because two people decided not to be ignorant. What are you afraid of Bible God?

God's ass kissers prefer ignorance to knowledge. That is why they hate truth and discovery.  

Thanks God! 

Denying everyone paradise because somebody ate one apple was nothing Belly God would do. Bible God tosses Adam and Eve out and then when the population increased somebody rubbed Bible God the wrong way and he killed nearly every living thing on Earth with a flood. What a fucking dickhead!

BUT he didn't stop there! Because Noah's son Ham saw Noah drunk and naked he curses Ham's kids for 20 generations and that is what Bible God's sicko followers used to justify slavery and the subsequent brutalization and continued genocide against those people. What a bunch of evil bastards! Here are 1198 examples of Bible God's cruelty!

Fatlings and thinlings unite! Allahovah wants us divided. Fat Bastardo, the Belly God and NAFAM have no problem with people wanting to moderate their food lust. Fatlings need thinlings just like soup needs a sandwich but what we don't need is an evil and cruel god who hurts everyone.


Unlike Allahovah, the Belly God smiles down upon us from the most gluttonous to the most abstemious. Belly God is does not judge.

Eat a lot if you are a fatling like Fat Bastardo and if you are a leanling like Proud FA or a thinling like Thinnette fuck a lot or do a lot of both. Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck!

Professor Bear Showing Students Venus
Crossing the Face  of  the Sun 
ATT: FELLOW FATLINGS AND GLUTTONS!Professor Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear has a YouTube channel challenging crazy Christian fundagelicals and other Bible thumping inbred cousin humping Republican morons. Here is a link to his outstanding channel. The BIG FAT Heretic Click the link and subscribe and share!


The Belly God will provide! 

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Fat Feminism Fat Acceptance

Fat feminism is what killed fat acceptance. Fat feminists are jealous and angry gluttony deniers who simply cannot handle the fat.

Let's be honest here, fat people have a "musk" and that fat girl musk can really put a hurt on your nose. That alone puts men off.  Stink is NOT sexy. Fat girls almost always have yeast infections and that is a major turn off. Not only do they have yeast in the crotch but they have it in their fat folds.

Watch the video and then see if you don't agree that man hating, skinny women hating, fat feminists have destroyed fat acceptance.

The following is from the Sun Shine Mary Blog
Why are the fat acceptance movement and feminism so entwined?  As I noted in the  post On the uglification of modern women., it seems like one of the major aims of feminism is to make women as ugly as possible in both looks and behavior, and nothing ruins a woman’s looks so fast as gaining a ton of weight.  Why would feminism seek to make women ugly to men?  It is because feminism is not about equality but rather about punishing men.  It is an ideology founded on hatred and rebellion, so it is no surprise that feminism uses the sin of gluttony as a source of pride.
Why does it matter if obesity stops being a source of shame and instead becomes a source of pride and even – heaven help us – vanity?  It is because struggling to lose weight is worthwhile even if a woman doesn’t actually lose weight because at least it keeps her from gaining weight.  I’m not a super skinny chick, but because I am properly ashamed of myself when I gain weight and immediately take action to try to correct the situation, this keeps me from expanding with each passing year.  However, because the fat acceptance movement is continuing to gain steam, I predict that women have not yet hit critical mass, and we will see a marked increase in the size of the average woman.

A proud feminist quote: “Yes, I’m fat. Yes, this is a bikini. Never thought I’d ever get the confidence that I have today to wear this. I’m really proud of the beautiful woman I’ve grown into. “
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Saturday, April 12, 2014

Phil Robertson's Gay Lover

War on Christmas
Phil Robertson Practicing His Blowing Skills

Like so many Republicans Phil Robertson hates gays but he is gays himself. Duck calls are not the only thing Phil blows. According to Out Magazine Phil has had a gay lover for 12 years.
OUT, a popular gay and lesbian magazine, announced it will be publishing an exclusive interview with Phil Robertson‘s alleged gay lover of 12-years.

The magazine released a preview of the upcoming article to various media sources today.

“Phil’s always trying to hide me from the media. I like to blow on Duck whistles too,” 35-year-old Paul Horner told OUT. “He’s just so ashamed of me. Jeez, we’ve been together exclusively ...for 12 years now. You would think that’s enough time, but not for Phil I guess.”

- See more at: http://nationalreport.net/duck-dynasty-phil-robertsons-gay-lover-speaks-first-time/#sthash.utwLURSM.dpuf

Phil Robertson's hatred for gays is really self hatred. 

I have one question for Phil "fellatio" Robertson. When you and your gay lover are ass fucking do your assholes make quacking sounds?

I have one more question for you Phil. Did you get into the duck call business because you have been fucked in the ass so much that your ass doesn't make any noise when you fart?

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Criminal Rick Scott

The asshole voters of Florida may once again elect criminal Rick Scott. Criminal Rick Scott should not only be in jail he should tried for treason but as bad as Rick Scott is, the voters who would elect him are far worse. 

Knowing that Rick Scott was criminal of Al Capone stature Florida voters gave gubernatorial candidate Rick Scott the nod of approval in the November 2, 2010 elections. However, Scott who beat Alex Sink in the Florida Governor’s race, admitted to 14 counts of Medicare fraud and paid the federal government more than $600 million dollars in fines for his fraudulent billing practices. Details on Rick Scott's massive criminal activity.

Florida is a fucking shit hole among states.  Florida medical gangsters commit more fraud than in Texas and California combined.

Slick Rick's Rap Sheet

Southern District of Florida (Miami) -- Columbia Homecare Group Inc., a subsidiary of Columbia, will plead guilty to one count of conspiracy to defraud the U.S. and to violate the Medicare Anti-kickback Statute involving its fraudulent business in the purchase and operation of home health agencies and fraudulent billing of Medicare for management and personnel costs. The criminal fine is $3.36 million;

Northern District of Georgia (Atlanta) -- Columbia Homecare Inc. will plead guilty to one count of violating the Medicare Anti-kickback Statute related to purchase of home health agencies. The criminal fine is $3.36 million;

Department of Justice Criminal Fraud Section -- Another subsidiary, Columbia Management Companies Inc., will plead guilty to one count of conspiracy to defraud the U.S. and to make and use false writings and documents in connection with its fraudulent "upcoding" of bills to Medicare for patients diagnosed with certain types of pneumonia. The criminal fine is $27.5 million. This investigation was based in Nashville, Tennessee;

Middle District of Florida (Tampa)
 -- Columbia Homecare Group will plead guilty to one count of conspiring to defraud the U.S. and one count of conspiracy to violate the Medicare Anti-kickback Statute in connection with the purchase and operation of home health agencies. The criminal fine is $8.4 million. Also, Columbia Management Companies will plead guilty to eight counts of making false statements to the U.S. in connection with the submission of false cost reports to Medicare. The fine amount is $22.6 million; and,

Western District of Texas (El Paso) -- Columbia Homecare Group will plead to a conspiracy to pay kickbacks and other monetary benefits to doctors in violation of the Medicare Anti-kickback Statute. The criminal fine is $30.1 million.

Rick Scott "was forced to resign as the head of a company that pled guilty to massive amounts of systematic fraud, including 14 felonies, leading to a historic $1.7 billion fine."

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Vance McAllister: Another Republican Hypocrite Exposed

There are a lot of scumbag Congressional Republicans and Vance McAllister is one of them. Now this hypocrite is calling for the idiots who elected him to forgive and forget. The whore who he cheated with was is wife's best friend.

Like all Republican trash McAllister ran as a "Family Values" candidate and the brain dead voters of Louisiana elected him. Because trash vote for trash McAllister will survive this.

Let's start with the Christian Coalition's favorite son, Louisiana Republican senator David Vitter.

Sen. David "The Shitter" Vitter: Visited Hooker and Wore Diapers

In 2007, Sen. David Vitter (R) of Louisiana was ensnared in the “D.C. Madam” scandal when he was identified as a client of Deborah Palfrey, who ran a Washington prostitution ring. He remains in office today.

Jack Ryan: Husband of Star Trek Hottie Jeri Ryan
Remember Jack Ryan the Senate candidate, as opposed to Jack Ryan, the fictional creation of author Tom Clancy? No, we didn’t think you would.
Mr. Ryan, a Republican, dropped out of the 2004 race for a Senate seat in Illinois after a court order unsealed the records of his 1999 divorce from actress Jeri Ryan, most famous for her role as a freed drone in the series “Star Trek: Voyager.” The records revealed that his soon-to-be-ex wife had accused Ryan of asking her to perform sexual acts in public at “bizarre” clubs throughout the US. Some of these clubs featured whips, chains, and other amusement accessories, Mrs. Ryan alleged.

Newt Gingrich: 

The ex-House speaker and current GOPpresidential candidate has been married three times. His relationships with his second wife, Marianne Ginther, and with his current wife, the former Callista Bisek, both began as extramarital affairs.

Larry the fairy Craig

In December 2007, eight gay men came forward to the Idaho Statesman newspaper alleging either sexual encounters with Craig, or attempts by Craig to engage in sexual encounters. Four of the men gave the newspaper graphic, recorded details of their alleged sexual encounters.[46] One of the four was Mike Jones, the male escort who in November 2006 had been involved in a sex and methamphetamine scandal with Ted Haggard.[46] Jones claimed that Craig had paid him $200 for a massage and oral sex.[46] A Craig spokesman responded, "Mike Jones is lying in order to sell his book [about Ted Haggard] — plain and simple. Larry has never met Mike Jones."[46]

Thigh Gap vs Thunder Thighs

Real Women Have Thigh Gaps

We all have heard angry jealous fat girls saying, "Real women have curves."  when confronted with the reality that they are fat or obese. Their maniacal hatred for skinny women and their delusional nature makes them inclined to say such dishonest and stupid shit. The thigh gap is a sign of good reproductive health and good stewardship of their bodies.

Thunder thighs are never a good thing. 

1. They chafe.

2. They bleed

3. They trap moisture

4. They perpetuate yeast infections

5. They destroy slacks and pantyhose.

6. Burnt hair.



Fat Thighs = BIG Yeast Infections

Thigh grease!

For decades firefighters have used door grease to extricate super morbidly obese fatlings from their homes and apartments. Clever fatties have applied the professional version of door grease to their thunder thighs. Today the same formula used in door grease is now available for inner thigh use and pillow arms.

More real women! If you think she's better than you fat girl it's because she is!