Police State? You Tell Me.

Most people of every political stripe will agree, cops are out of control.  Those who are sworn to serve and protect are not serving and protecting the people the way they once did. Have American police become militant and trigger happy bully boys and agents of the corporate criminal elite and many have suggested? Jimmy Carter on the left has said that America is no longer a functioning Democracy and he has gone on to say that believes the NSA is watching his every move. Ron Paul on the right has called what we have now corporatism and a form of fascism. Watch as this Marine explains.

Watch these videos and decide for yourself while you still can and then ask yourself, if you are afraid of the government or is the government afraid of you.

Phil Robertson's Gay Lover Tells All

If you know Christian Republicans this should come as no surprise. It seems these days if a Republican is not a thief, a womanizer, misogynist or a pedophile then he's a closet homosexual who hates gays. Duck calls are not the only thing Phil Robertson loves to wrap his lips around. It seems that Phil also like to wrap his mouth around the erect penis of Paul Horner. Phil Robertson and Paul Horner have been blowing each other's duck calls and goosing each other's rumps for over 12 years now but so far the only to step out of the blind is Paul Horner.

OUT, a popular gay and lesbian magazine, announced it will be publishing an exclusive interview with Phil Robertson‘s gay lover of 12-years.

The magazine released a preview of the upcoming article to various media sources today.

“Phil’s always trying to hide me from the media. I like to blow on Duck whistles too,” 35-year-old Paul Horner told OUT. “He’s just so ashamed of me. Jeez, we’ve been together exclusively for 12 years now. You would think that’s enough time, but not for Phil I guess.”

- See more at: http://nationalreport.net/duck-dynasty-phil-robertsons-gay-lover-speaks-first-time/#sthash.utwLURSM.Xi7F01G2.dpuf

Phil or should I say Philatio hates gays and so does his God Jehovah God hates gays (See Leviticus 20:13)(If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.) and God is gay himself. God must be a Republican, after all GOP means God's Only Party.  

Worse than the closet rump ranger Phil Robertson are his fans and supporters. They are cowardly evil liars and many of them are probably gay like Phil who if they aren't sucking a man's dick are sucking the dick of of their evil god. May they all get rectal cancer.

Update! Phil Robertson is also a pedophile and he advocates pedophilia. Watch the video!

Duck Dynasty Star's Perverted Advice:  Marry 15-Year-Old Girls

Golden Uterus Syndrome

It goes without saying; fat girls are sluts and most men like sluts but not all sluts are created equal. Many fat girl sluts are sly manipulators and add to that the fact desperation turns fat girls into sluts they can become doubly dangerous. Fat girls are far more likely to get knocked up and they are also far more likely to had an STD. Before you go spelunking into the treacherous yeast cave of a fat girl PUT A HELMET ON THAT SOLDIER!

Put a helmet on that soldier stick boy!

Fat girls love being mommas for many reasons. First off they absolutely love the attention. They get treated as though spreading their legs and catching the worm is like finding the cure for cancer. Fat girls love the adoration. They love the many trips to the OBGYN for their obesity related high risk pregnancies. They like all the free stuff like WIC, baby showers, welfare, free rent, and child support and all they had to do was lay on their backs and spread their legs. Many fat girls are too fat to pork doggie style and cowgirl position can cause serious injury and possible death.

HELP! HELP!! SOMEBODY CALL 911!!!

If you get a fat girl knocked up she's going to own your ass. She will drag your sorry ass into family court and get hit you up for child support and you will be paying for years and the kid may not even be yours. Fat girls are sluts.

I hear you all now saying, "But Fat Bastardo, not all bitches with golden uterus are fat and not all sluts are fat." This is true and not all fat girls are sluts but most of them are. They are all most certainly food sluts. Skinny girls can be sluts but are they the type of slut that will get knocked up in order to trap a guy? Probably not. Skinny women want to find a nice guy who will respect them and not just act as a sperm donor. This is why I, Fat Bastardo, encourage skinny women to consider a fat man for a mate. Jack Sprat can have the fat girl and Fat Jack can have the hot skinny woman. Fat men are more faithful and if the skinny wife bangs other guys a fat man won't really care but skinny chicks are far less likely to even think about straying. Skinny chick have low self-esteem while fat girls low standards. Fat girls figure that skinny guys can really throw the dick and while this may be true skinny women know that the thicker the hide the better the ride.

In this image the skinny wife has just finished her stint on the treadmill and is now going to the kitchen to get her tubby hubby some real candy crush.

Happy Easter From Bigger Fatter Politics

HAPPY EASTER

Let the gluttony begin! 

This is Thin Privilege This is Fat Privilege

Thin privilege means having thighs that don't chafe 

Being able to fit into a chair or booth.

Thin privilege is less trips to the doctor

Not having to use a butt wand...

This is Fat Privilege

Fat privilege means you get your money's worth at an all you can eat buffet!

Fat privilege means free diabetes supplies! OINK!

Fat privilege means a free fatty scooter

Fat privilege means free CPAP supplies

A lot of silly fat girls are whining about something they call "thin privilege".  If anyone has a weight privilege it is us fatties. We fatties are smart and we know what side of out bread is buttered. We have it better than the thinlings and that is why 75% of Americans are fat!

Yes, we obese, overweight and fat people are privileged in that we made a series of choices that made us the way we are. Rotund, large, flabby and carrying abundant adipose energy on one frame. Now, this isn’t to create a false dichotomy and that skinny is any better… how about simply being a healthy weight and body composition for a change? No way! Gluttony is good!

We have fat privilege: the privilege of being overweight on your diet of tasty foods and candy cane Oreos thanks to charitiable farm subsidies and shrewd corporate business deals. You think we are fat because we decided to? It’s more like we are just celebrating the fact that these companies took advantage of your untamed base impulses. Obesity and gluttony are choices.. GOOD choices! Gluttony is good!

This is just one more example of angry fat girls making fat people look stupid. The fatosphere is about 20,000 angry fat girls. We real fatties are 300 MILLION! 

Bill Gates Is Fat Friendly

There you have it folks... Bill Gate is fat friendly! That is why Bill Gates has a net worth that's 2nd in the world.

Kent Hovind's Twin

Kent Hovind is a young Earth creationist Christian, a liar and a criminal. Kent has an identical twin. Here here they are together.

Kent Hovind

Turd Hovind

Kent has so inspired me that I am naming my turds Hovinds. Excuse me while I shit out a Hovind.