It's a fact, 46% of women are sexually dysfunctional and in older women that percentage is higher. Until the scumbag medical industry starts prescribing testosterone to women they will continue to be sickly nasty moody ice cubes.
In the meantime I will objectify these whores and treat them like the the psycho cum dumps that they truly are.
Like the auto mechanic in the TV commercial says, "you can pay me now or you can pay be later".
Here are the jokes courtesy of Sickopedia. Click HERE
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I had to defrost the fridge last night before bed.
Or foreplay, as she calls it.
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Sex with my wife has depreciated like Coca Cola.
"Cocaine", "Caffeine", "Light" and now "Zero".
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I was having sex with my wife and stopped and asked, "Did I hurt you?"
"No. Why do you think you hurt me?"
"Because you moved."
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I couldn't believe my luck when my wife suggested a sex holiday.
"Oooh," I said, "what did you have in mind?"
"6 months," she replied, "or maybe a year if I'm still not in the mood.
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My wife is so frigid her cunt is vegetarian
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3 guys are sitting in a pub.
First guy: 'my wife is so frigid, when I put an ice cube in her belly button, after a day it's still frozen'
Second guy: 'That's nothing. When I poor water in her belly button, after a day it's still frozen'
Third guy: 'Hear this: when my wife spreads her legs, the central heating system switches on!'
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Where were they looking, my wife's vagina?
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Guess I'm just a real fridge magnet.
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Talking to the wife last night about the amazing things they can do with people's limbs. Hip replacements etc
I said, "They should do something with your legs love"
"What's wrong with em?" She asked, stroking the soft skin on her milky white calf.
"They won't fuckin' open any more!"
When the police told me that my frigid wife had been raped, I wanted to laugh.
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For the last few weeks, my wife has been really cold to my advances in bed. So I decided to try a different approach.
I sprayed her in the face with de-icer.
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I can't stand much more of this hot weather.
It looks like the only way I'll cool down is by trying to have sex with my frigid wife.
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Think women are not gold digging whores? Watch this video!
3 times a week, then 2, then once a week, then once every 2 weeks then once a month. Now, I can't remember the last time I had sex with my wife. There are other things going on like I refuse to go down on her for lack of reciprocation and I've stopped initiating sex because of years of rejection. And the sad thing is that I think about sex with anyone but my wife.
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