Guns, Man Boobs, Republicans,Trump and Small Penis Syndrome

It's Freudian.  You can't argue with reality but the gun greedy girly guys will try.


Small hands = Small brain and  small penis.

In case you were wondering, Small Penis Syndrome really is a thing. According to new statistics released by Condomania.com and published online by Time Magazine, it’s pretty much a red state thing. Texas men have some of the smallest penises in the country, for example. But Texas isn’t the only red state to make the small penis list.

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Men with Small Penis Syndrome often overcompensate for their lack of manhood by making an outward show of manliness by driving pick up trucks and totaling guns.

“Any man who feels so inadequate about his penis size that he compensates for it by buying ridiculously large shit he doesn’t need. This usually involves buying the biggest truck they can, raising it and putting airplane tires on it. Owning 20 or more large guns, talking about being violent or making threats when they are cowardice.”

Acting like a big dick doesn’t make people think you have one.

The fact that conservative men are insecure in their masculinity may also be evident in their extreme homophobia. These men are afraid to show even the slightest bit of acceptance toward the gay community. This makes sense when you consider that their biggest fear is probably that others will see them as something other than “manly men.”

Conservative men and Trump supporters in particular act like big dicks because they have small dicks. Guys that feel inadequate mistakenly believe that strapping on a gun somehow makes up for their other ‘shortcomings’. In reality, however, men who need guns to make themselves feel powerful, are lacking in more ways than one.

According to WebMD Small Penis Syndrome is something doctors should take seriously. “If education and counseling doesn’t do the trick, they advise psychotherapy for men whose obsession over penis size is interfering with their lives.”

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There is nothing you losers can do to become manly. You already have tits bigger than the average woman. You may as well have that sex change you've been dreaming about. Your dicks will always be pathetic and ineffective. Buying more guns will not make your dwarfed penises grow. Get your own bras and stop borrowing your mom's.