A Tribute to Skinny Women

We at Bigger Fatter Politics are a fat centric a food centric political blogging organization. As a result of this mission and direction we tend to post mostly images of fat people and most of them are BBWs and SSBBWs. The fact of the matter is, Arafat male readers prefer skinny women because as you all know it is very difficult for fat man to pork a fat girl but it is much easier for fat man to bone a skinny woman. With that in mind I, Fat Bastard, am presenting whan fat men love almost as much as food… skinny women.

Too keep our fat admirers happy we have interspersed a few images of chubby, fat and obese women. To put you even more in the mood I embedded the classic song Boney Maroney. Listen to it as you view the gallery of skinny and waifish hotties.

Boney Maroney by Larry Williams

Today's Version of Boney Maroney

A woman with slender thighs can much more easily ride a fat lummox in both cowgirl and reverse cowgirl style.

The only thing a fat guy likes more than a box of munchkins from Dunkin' Donuts is the box of the skinny girl in her little munchkins.

It's true. It's true. It's damned true. Anything over mouthful really is wasted!

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Hot chocolate BBW hos slut it up big time for appreciative brothas. Roll, roll, roll them rolls. Booty shaking BBW sistas flaunt fabulous flab.

Waifish wonder displaying delightful and dainty derrière.

The fatter the hide the better ride. Skinny women are finally discovering the joys of being with a fat man.

Fat Bastard basking with two members of his hired harem

Lucky lummox with his slender sweetie.

Gorgeous girl glutton greedily gobbling goodies

Waifish wench wasted on Cabo Wabo

Yes fat boy you can wank now!

The Biggest Ass In America

Before I reveal the biggest ass in America I will present some asses in size order so that you can have a better appreciation of just how big this ass is.


Rembember this is all for scale.



Moving in the right direction!


Be patient!


 Baby got back







While it is true that Kim KardASSian is an as with a big ass, America's Biggest Ass ass makes her ass look skinny!





This what happens when you have your head up your ass.





Now we're talking!



Meaty Big and Bouncy!



YEAH BABY!



SIMBA SIMBA UNGOA!!





We're getting there "butt" not quite yet!





Almost there!


 Close "BUTT" no cigar!




YOWZA!



Join the president in making a toast to America's Biggest ASS! DRUM ROLL PLEASE!




Filthy lying scum bag Mitt Romney is officially America's biggest ass! 

That's Not A Knife. This is Knife. That's Not a BBW. This Is a BBW.

This is a knife!!

 

Not a knife

That's Not A Knife. This is Knife. That's Not a BBW. This Is a BBW.

Some people have a strange idea what a BBW is. What a BBW was 30 years ago and what one is now has changed dramatically. If a fat guy is able to pork a woman then she is NOT I repeat NOT a BBW.

Crocodile Dundee explaining to his squeeze and a thug what a knife is.

Mick he has a knife! That's not a knife, this is a knife. Let's turn this into a teaching moment. I, Fat Bastard will be presenting some BBW, Plumpers, Chubs, SSBBW's Pork Beast and Land Whales as a way to clear up the misconception as to what a BBW really is.

This is a plumper. If she is still porkable by most fat guys and  has a waist and minimal ham arms, it's a PLUMPER!

This is a Chub. If a fat guy can pork it it's a Chub. If its tits stick out as far as its gut it's a Chub

This is a BBW. Most fat guys would have a tough time porking her. There are probably chronic yeast infections and yeasty fat folds.

This one could go either way. Some experts may describe this as a land whale pup

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This is a pork beast. Only the most dedicated fat admirer could get with this. Pork beasts become gender ambiguous. Their tits often resemble man boobs and many of them are diesel and bull dykes. Be afraid! Be very afraid! These pork beasts cause more buried penis syndrome than a grade 5 panniculus  aka meat skirt.

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This is a atypical pork beast or a fat drag queen. Notice the beginning of a split pannus aka meat skirt. This big bellied babe has a meat face and a meat skirt.

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This is an SSBBW. The distinction between SSBBW and land whale has always been a subject for heated debate. Land whales often travel in pods and see skinny guys and buffets as their krill. There is no way a fat guy can pork an SSBBW!

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These are land whales. They are in a pod and they are either saying "We're number one" Land whales can be very confident,  They are saying their combined weigh is 1 ton or they want one more box of Twinkies.

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I hope this clear things up.



Now for some more images.

Land whales foraging.

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SSBBW getting liquored up and ready for her fat admirer

Land whale? BBW? SSBBW? Or in transition?

Now for something to soothe the eyes!