Before I reveal the biggest ass in America I will present some asses in size order so that you can have a better appreciation of just how big this ass is.
Rembember this is all for scale.
Moving in the right direction!
Be patient!
Baby got back
While it is true that Kim KardASSian is an as with a big ass, America's Biggest Ass ass makes her ass look skinny!
This what happens when you have your head up your ass.
Now we're talking!
Meaty Big and Bouncy!
YEAH BABY!
SIMBA SIMBA UNGOA!!
We're getting there "butt" not quite yet!
Almost there!
Close "BUTT" no cigar!
YOWZA!
Join the president in making a toast to America's Biggest ASS! DRUM ROLL PLEASE!
Filthy lying scum bag Mitt Romney is officially America's biggest ass!