Same Shit Different Asshole

What has changed under Obama? Wall street is back raping America for record profits, Gitmo is still open, the Constitution killing Patriot act is still in place and the criminal elite are thriving.

Health care reform has done nothing to reign in health care inflation other than catching a little more billing fraud. Health care is just as dangerous under Obama as it was under Bush.

Police brutality and warrantless searches are at an all time high. We now have fake immigration check points 100 miles in from the border which are for all intents and purposes Constitution free zones. NYC now has a Gestapo policy of stop and frisk.

Illegal immigrants still pour over our border providing cheap labor for the corporatists.

The banksters got away scot-free with their massive theft.

                                         

The American Gestapo

Obama Justifies FEMA Imprisonment of Civilians:  Calls it Prolonged Detention!

Because Bigger Fatter Politics really is fair and balanced our readers come from all over the political spectrum and that is why I have posted a video of featuring my favorite lesbian Rachel Maddow (I, Fat Bastard, can convert her.)



We have had one Black President and he was our best president in modern times. Our best and "Blackest" president was Bill Clinton. Next to William Howard Taft he was also our fattest.

Enter Chris Christie. Here's a guy who tells people to go fuck themselves. Reagan was that kind of guy but Reagan used Irish diplomacy. For those of you who don't know what Irish diplomacy it is telling some one to go to hell in such a way that they enjoy the trip. Christie is blunt and about as subtle as a fat guy doing a cannon ball from the high diving board.

Here's the problem... No, it's not because he's fat and it's not because he won't get the votes. He will get the votes because most Americans are fat and that is why Hillary Clinton is beefing up in case she has to go up against Christie. Don't worry Hillary, Christie will not get the GOP nod. Like Jon Huntsman Christie is too sane, too honest and too qualified to be a Republican candidate.

I, Fat Bastard have never voted for a Republican for president but I will vote for Christie and not just because he's fat.  Christie, like Clinton and Reagan is a true leader. Governance in not some sort of intellectual exercise. For Christie governance is a job of service to citizens.

FATTITUDE!

Christie represents America because he's fat and because America is fat. Fat men can be intimidating and our enemies will be intimidated by a guy like Christie who is large and in charge. Sure Hillary is intimidating but her new found fattitude may not be a strong as Christie's.

My disappointment in Obama may not push me completely to Christie and away from Hillary but if Christie teams up with patriot Jessie Ventura I would vote for a Ventura/Christie ticket providing they run as a third party candidate.

Bush Lite

Obama is no liberal. Conservative Tony Blair is more liberal! Reagan was more liberal! Even Tricky Dick Nixon would not have raped the constitution nor permitted its rape. Tricky Dick was more liberal than Obama. I don't care what the next president calls himself just so long as he is not a lying asshole. America without the Constitution is not America so let's pick a candidate who will restore the Constitution and serve the American people are forget about the phony left vs right bullshit debate.

While Bigger Fatter Politics is not endorsing Christie at this point we would like to see him run/waddle and add his voice to the debates. We need the brutal honesty whether we agree with him or not.

Kudos to Rachel Maddow for standing up to the censoring corporate thug whores at CNBC and their parent company GE.  The only other honest voice at CNBS is Ed Shultz and they have him on the shelf for now. Ed is also fat.